We may be a bit behind here in Aus but god that was funny, who got it?
― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 11:36 (twenty-one years ago)
― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 11:37 (twenty-one years ago)
― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 12:02 (twenty-one years ago)
― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 12:05 (twenty-one years ago)
"Oh, this isn't going to be about Jesus, is it?"
"I can't believe you won't shut up!"
"I've got rocks that need washing at home."
"Look, it's Lisa in the sky! No diamonds though. Watch out for that campy drawing of Queen Victoria!"
"No, Michael! That's not the REM way."
"We're gay! We're glad! Just don't tell Mom and Dad!"
"Don't blame me... *I* voted for Kodos."
"I'll suppress the rage I'm feeling!"
and the best visual gag ever:PLEASE PICK UP YOUR UNDERPANTS
― Catty (Catty), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 12:13 (twenty-one years ago)
― Masked Gazza, Friday, 7 January 2005 09:46 (twenty years ago)
― stevie (stevie), Friday, 7 January 2005 09:55 (twenty years ago)
― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 7 January 2005 12:12 (twenty years ago)
― caitlin (caitlin), Friday, 7 January 2005 12:24 (twenty years ago)
― Stevem On X (blueski), Friday, 7 January 2005 12:28 (twenty years ago)
― M Carty (mj_c), Friday, 7 January 2005 13:41 (twenty years ago)
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 7 January 2005 14:07 (twenty years ago)
"USA! USA! USA!"
― jack l'orange, Friday, 7 January 2005 14:34 (twenty years ago)
― jack l'orange, Friday, 7 January 2005 14:35 (twenty years ago)
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 7 January 2005 14:42 (twenty years ago)
― nklshs, Sunday, 30 April 2006 23:32 (nineteen years ago)
Sideshow Mel: I'll use my swiss-army BONE!
― nklshs, Sunday, 30 April 2006 23:34 (nineteen years ago)
― Michael A Neuman (Ferg), Monday, 1 May 2006 00:16 (nineteen years ago)
In "Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy," is that guy who sez he's had "bad luck with aphrodisiacs" a reference to some other character?
― Leee, Monday, 22 June 2009 02:38 (sixteen years ago)
This handsome devil:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3620/3648910009_f032e51b51.jpg%3Fv%3D0
― Leee, Monday, 22 June 2009 04:46 (sixteen years ago)
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3620/3648910009_eb38e63df5_o.jpg
Quick, Nibbles, chew through my ballsack!
― StanM, Monday, 22 June 2009 07:32 (sixteen years ago)
Just snorted coffee at that last one! Remember thinking, "Can they say that on TV?"
Two of my favorites:
C'mon, Homer, Japan will be fun. You like Rashomon. That's not how I remember it.
And from probably my all-time favorite, "Lemon Of Troy":
Faster, son! He's got a taste for meat now!
― Such A Hilbily (Dan Peterson), Monday, 22 June 2009 14:09 (sixteen years ago)
that rashomon line kills me every time.
― next stop: NOWHERE, i wanna get off (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 22 June 2009 14:41 (sixteen years ago)
This marriage just got interesting!
― master of karate and friendship for everyone (musically), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 22:38 (sixteen years ago)
There is no emoticon for what I am feeling.
Suspect is hatless. Repeat: hatless.
Comics are the only truly American art form. I don't count jazz because it sucks.
Everything's coming up Milhouse!
This is what it sounds like when doves cry!
― master of karate and friendship for everyone (musically), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 22:43 (sixteen years ago)
maintaining a state of catlike readiness
― Suckanoosik Chamber of Commerce (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 22:45 (sixteen years ago)
Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.
― which button do I push to kick your ass? (nickalicious), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 22:50 (sixteen years ago)
On a similar note:
Alright Simpson - you don't like me, and I don't like you!...I like you!...well ok, you like me but I don't like you!Maybe you would if you got to know me!
― I'm Rick Wakeman, bitch! (Trayce), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 23:10 (sixteen years ago)
and that's when the CHUDS came after me
― Suckanoosik Chamber of Commerce (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 24 June 2009 23:07 (sixteen years ago)
― I'm Rick Wakeman, bitch! (Trayce), Tuesday, June 23, 2009 7:10 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
this one is 4 seasons later but i like it way more:
Moe: Listen, I don't like you and you don't like me. But we both wanna stop Homer from shooting the turkey.Lisa: You don't like me? I like you!Moe: You do? Then I like you too! Here have a towelette.
― conansformers 2: revenge of the fallon (some dude), Wednesday, 24 June 2009 23:12 (sixteen years ago)
Matt Groening shows getting a lot of mileage out of those kinds of jokes:
BENDER: Fry's in trouble and he needs help. Now, I don't like you and you don't like me. LEELA: I like you. BENDER: You do? Look are you going to help or not?
LEELA: I don't know why I should. I mean after what he -- BENDER: Wait, wait, wait, wait. What is it you like best about me?
(Later)
AMY: Is she coming?
BENDER: I'm not sure. But I do know that she likes my in-your-face attitude.
― Chubby Checker Psycho (Pancakes Hackman), Wednesday, 24 June 2009 23:33 (sixteen years ago)
Hahah yeah, I've noticed a fair bit of that. Futurama poaching Simpsons gags both spoken and visual.
― I'm Rick Wakeman, bitch! (Trayce), Wednesday, 24 June 2009 23:53 (sixteen years ago)
"And put your garbage in a garbage can, people. I can't stress that enough. Don't just throw it out the window."
― PappaWheelie V, Thursday, 25 June 2009 00:55 (sixteen years ago)
"Whoa! I had mustard?!"
― PappaWheelie V, Thursday, 25 June 2009 00:56 (sixteen years ago)
Grampa, onion, belt. 'Nuff said. Also:
Rod/Todd: Dear g*d, thank you for sending us Lisa to kill the bug you sent us!
Bart: Hey, it's ZZ Top! YOU GUYS ROCK!!Hasidic Jew: Eh, maybe a little.
Homer: Wait a minute: "Ignoramus" - that means I'm stupid, doesn't it?Artie Ziff: There is a difference between ignorance and stupidity.Homer: Not to me there isn't, you...ignoramus!
― I wish he hadn't adapted my critique of his "ilxor" moniker (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 25 June 2009 08:50 (sixteen years ago)
Yes, this is the best episode of the Simpsons ever made. Everything that was great about the show distilled into one episode.
― ears are wounds, Thursday, 25 June 2009 09:01 (sixteen years ago)
"Good gravy.""Thank you! It's really just brown and water."
― Samuel (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 25 June 2009 09:32 (sixteen years ago)
Marge [mildly irritated]: "Bart, don't use the Touch of Death on your sister."
― Tuomas, Thursday, 25 June 2009 13:58 (sixteen years ago)
didn't realize Tuomas could tell when someone is mildly irritated
― curvy argentinian mistress (some dude), Thursday, 25 June 2009 14:17 (sixteen years ago)
maybe it is explained in subtitles
― next stop: NOWHERE, i wanna get off (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 25 June 2009 14:19 (sixteen years ago)
subtletitles
― darraghmac@nebbmail.com (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 June 2009 14:20 (sixteen years ago)
It's in the voice.
― Tuomas, Thursday, 25 June 2009 14:25 (sixteen years ago)
Old Man: They took us on a trip t'see the capitol, and I wandered off from the group, married me a bear, and started up my family!
Old Woman: I told you, I ain't no bear!
Old Man: Rawr, rawr, rawr. Can't nobody understand you, she-bear!
― remy bean, Thursday, 25 June 2009 14:44 (sixteen years ago)
parking officer Steve (GRUBOWSKI)
― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Thursday, 25 June 2009 14:46 (sixteen years ago)
^^ ex-roomies & I loved She-Bear so much we wrote that quote on our smoking room wall (house was slated for demo once our lease was up..)
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 25 June 2009 14:46 (sixteen years ago)
well if it isn't my old friend, Mr McGregg - with a leg for an arm, and an arm for a leg
let the fools have their tartare sauce
― darraghmac@nebbmail.com (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 June 2009 14:47 (sixteen years ago)