Wanking with the other hand: classic or dud?

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Hey I tried this last night, it was definitely a different sensation, almost as if someone else was giving me a hand job. I say a little-known classic...

― Don Quixote's younger brother, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 12:58 (twenty-two years ago)

A little known classic? What are you 12?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 13:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Why not paint the nails on your hand & go for the full effect!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 13:02 (twenty-two years ago)

dud. other-hand wanking is like sex with clumsy strangers who think they know what they're doing.

― Catty (Catty), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 13:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Hence realistic. Arf.

― Dave B (daveb), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 13:06 (twenty-two years ago)

pink rulz.

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 13:06 (twenty-two years ago)

the ol baltimore back hand.

― Chris Hungus (Chris V), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 13:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Why not paint the nails on your hand & go for the full effect!

and of course sit on aforementioned hand for 5 minutes before you begin - but as pink said, this is schoolboy stuff innit?

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 13:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Charlie is otm!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 13:14 (twenty-two years ago)

You people only use one hand?

― da nza, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 13:48 (twenty-two years ago)

these threads are beyond k-boring now

― Vic (Vic), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 13:52 (twenty-two years ago)

*nods*

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 14:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm waiting for the "Rimming your mom's dog: C/D?" thread before I announce the end of ILE.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 14:06 (twenty-two years ago)

[I am SO tempted now to... oh fuck it ]

― Vic (Vic), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 14:06 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, we all know each others wank habits now, all the mystery will be gone soon.

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 14:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I still prefer regular ol' wank threads to meta-bullshit-wank threads.

― da nza, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 14:09 (twenty-two years ago)

nza otm.

It's dud, I think. It's not that great a sensation and its awkward and takes effort and you keep being distracted and if you switch back to the other hand it feels so much better you just stick with it.

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 14:12 (twenty-two years ago)

"Is ILX getting to wanky? (24 new answers)"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 14:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Wanking with Tracer Hand, classic or dud?

(This is a thread connection I keep trying to make, but I can never spot them when they are together.)

― Citizen Kate (kate), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 14:14 (twenty-two years ago)

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