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All the sex threads seem to be about masturbation. That, or sticking things up your arse. I fear for the reputation of ILXers.

― Jonathan Z., Tuesday, 11 November 2003 13:11 (twenty-two years ago)

define 'adult'

― dave q, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 13:15 (twenty-two years ago)

wtf? this is getting so tedious.

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 13:16 (twenty-two years ago)

He is upset because no one has any threads about having sex with *him*.

― Citizen Kate (kate), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 13:29 (twenty-two years ago)

He is upset because no one has any threads about having sex with *him*.
unless he is secretly nigel spivey, in which case there are about 40

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 13:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Jonathan Z, are you a pasty floppy-haired homosexual Oxbridge boy? (bonus points for dark hair and blue eyes)

― Catty (Catty), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 13:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Nigel Spivey has big dark brown puppydog eyes, but still, this will do....

― Citizen Kate (kate), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 14:01 (twenty-two years ago)

If you could be genuinely friends w/them, they're old enough. Masturbation, preferably while penetrating yrself anally, is always going to win, though.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 14:04 (twenty-two years ago)

"Jonathan Z, are you a pasty floppy-haired homosexual Oxbridge boy? (bonus points for dark hair and blue eyes)"

On the plus side, I am currently pasty, I have been floppy-haired in the past and my eyes are blue. On the minus side, I failed the Oxbridge entrance exams and I'm not butch enough to be homosexual. Additionally, call me shallow but I could never truly love anyone with a name like Nigel Spivey.

― Jonathan Z., Tuesday, 11 November 2003 14:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Hang on, Jonathan Z is me! How'd that happen?

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 14:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Did you go to UCL, like all the other Oxbridge wannabes? In that case, you really must be me!

― Jonathan Z., Tuesday, 11 November 2003 14:36 (twenty-two years ago)

No, I went to Warwick :) My ex went to UCL, does that count?

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 14:49 (twenty-two years ago)

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