National Identity Cards - C/D?

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Because it looks like we're getting them whether we like it or not

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 13:35 (twenty-one years ago)

well, it will certainly help when going to the bank.

Catty (Catty), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 13:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I really don't mind the thought of this at all.

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 13:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't see the point of them, even if you ignore civil liberties arguments.

Ricardo (RickyT), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 13:39 (twenty-one years ago)

It makes me intensely uncomfortable. On so many levels.

Plus, I don't believe them when they say what will "not be in the database" because unless that database is public (which would be even scarier) then they can have whatever they like in it.

And I don't believe it will do a bloody thing about identity theft, either...

Citizen Kate (kate), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 13:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Database should be accessible under DPA, so that isn't a major worry.

Blunkett's comparison of his fight for ID cards with Castle's for union law reform is ridiculous. If he really thinks that the introduction of ID cards will ward off an otherwise inevitable national crisis he's been reading the Daily Express for too long.

Ricardo (RickyT), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 13:43 (twenty-one years ago)

eye recognition?

RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 13:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't actually find them especially sinister, any more than I find cameras in the street particularly sinister. But yet all the arguments about how they are supposed to benefit the government/the police/the UK are woefully unconvincing.

Also, it will cost a bomb.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 13:47 (twenty-one years ago)

And they'll be embedded with RFID technology which will stockpile information about your location at all times and read the RDIF chips in everything else you buy and own and not only will this information be bought and sold to insurance companies, employers, and the government, it will also be sold to marketers who will then target you for direct mail, telemarkting, spam, and txt spam.

Catty (Catty), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 13:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Catty OTM. But then again, they said that about my mobile phone, too, and the way to get around that is NOT TO USE THE BLOODY THING.

Citizen Kate (kate), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 13:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Surely that's what the data protection act is for? To stop that information being flogged off? (Is this woefully naive?)

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 13:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, but can you imagine that the Government is really going to provide an "opt out of the data protection act" tickbox, like we used to have to do in data protection protected web marketing research...

Citizen Kate (kate), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 13:51 (twenty-one years ago)

It makes me uncomfortable, dunno why, I have done nowt illegal or wrong but it still makes me uncomfortable...

smee (smee), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 13:53 (twenty-one years ago)

i have done illegal and wrong things, so i'm not happy with this. even if i hadn't, i don't see why everyone has to have a piece of me.

enrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 13:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I really want to know, what is the crisis that they think they are heading off by *having* these identity cards, and exactly HOW they think that the cards will solve it?

Citizen Kate (kate), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 13:57 (twenty-one years ago)

The data protection act won't protect you. This information is collected about you now on your loyalty card -- Nectar, Boots, etc. They monitor your buying habits, know when your paychecks are deposited, know how much your overdraft is. This information is already stockpiled and sold. Just wait until these databases are linked together. brrrr!

Catty (Catty), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 13:57 (twenty-one years ago)

see www.nocards.org for all kinds of wacky fright!

Catty (Catty), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 13:58 (twenty-one years ago)

This is why I won't have a reward card. I just don't think they're entitled to that kind of information about me. Like I said, this kind of information (tracking movements etc.) could probably be assembled from my mobile phone records or else my bank card use, but. I have the OPTION not to use a reward card, to pay cash for purchases, and to turn my mobile off/leave it at home.

It's not a case of "I've never done anything wrong so I have nothing to fear" because what if they change the rules about what is considered wrong? What if NOT carrying a national ID card becomes a crime?

Citizen Kate (kate), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 14:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't have loyalty cards for precisely that reason. This is unusually tinfoilhatlike for me, but I don't really feel like giving any organization unnecessary information that doesn't benefit me in some way.

Ricardo (RickyT), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 14:03 (twenty-one years ago)

What if NOT carrying a national ID card becomes a crime?

Oh, it almost certainly will.

Ricardo (RickyT), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 14:04 (twenty-one years ago)

my mobile's half-dead now, and it's really good -- i'd recommend going without.

enrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 14:43 (twenty-one years ago)

we should all dump the mobile. we don't really need them, do we? they don't work on the underground and they're just giving us brain tumors.

Catty (Catty), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 15:02 (twenty-one years ago)

But dude... I could not LIVE without text messaging! How else would I know when Peter Fame Academy was on TOTP?

Citizen Kate (kate), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 15:03 (twenty-one years ago)

this will be to new labour what the poll tax was to the tories.

DJ Martian (djmartian), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 15:04 (twenty-one years ago)

B-b-but how would we send texts without mobiles?

xpost - Kate you have def joined the mindmeld!

smee (smee), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 15:04 (twenty-one years ago)

by watching totp? i'm quite a punctual person, but since the mobile explosion (late '99?), my friends have all gone to shit, time-wise.

enrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 15:05 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe we can create a text-only messaging system that cannot be penetrated by spam. tin can and a string, anyone?

Catty (Catty), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 15:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh no, mindmeld... what am I thinking about?

...

Ohmigod, you're right, I *AM* thinking about naked Jeff Goldblum! How did you know?

Citizen Kate (kate), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Ask PinkP...

smee (smee), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 15:10 (twenty-one years ago)

The funny thing is, I posted this AT THE EXACT MOMENT that you and Pink were posting naked pictures of Jeff Goldblum to my other thread! Is that eirie or what?

Citizen Kate (kate), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 15:10 (twenty-one years ago)

oh god -- moby spam!

i was one of the 'lucky few' who got this weird voicemail spam advertising the dvd release of 'minority report': the phone rang as it wd for a voicemail, and when i picked it up i got this weird heavy breathing shit, then some assorted noises and the ad. it did actually freak me out, and make me want to cut rupe murdoch and tom cruise into iddle bitty pieces. intrusive twats.

enrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)

We don't need text messaging now we have the mindmeld.

(I wonder if the government can somehow use our mindmeld against us... imagine if they could tap in!)

Citizen Kate (kate), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)

brrrrr.

Catty (Catty), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 15:12 (twenty-one years ago)

big brother is mindmelding you.

Catty (Catty), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 15:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Think of the queues though when we all had the urge for Xmas Starbucks goodness at once....

smee (smee), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 15:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Imagine the potential to use this for evil, if this ability fell into the wrong hands. What if they used the mind meld to GET US TO ALL GET OUR PERIODS AT THE SAME TIME and we all went on a rampage and invaded the country where chocolate beans are grown and held a massive military junta, which was what MI5 wanted all along...

Citizen Kate (kate), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 15:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey, can I incorporate that idea into my self-replicating lego robots to take over the world evil masterplan of doom?

Ricardo (RickyT), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 15:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Your robots menstruate?

smee (smee), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I feel like that bloke what had the epiphany about nuclear theory at our traffic lights (Leo Zillard, only I can't spell his name?) who kept quiet about his theory FOR THE SAKE OF MAINTAINING WORLD PEACE AND NOT LETTING THE NAZIS GET IT only now RickyT has found out my secret and oh no, I have to go and work for the good guys, or rather, less evil guys in order to make sure it doesn't come to pass...

Citizen Kate (kate), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 15:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Smee, not yet

Ricardo (RickyT), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 15:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Woman at the desk next to me, just now:

"I see they're bringing in identity cards. What's the fuss? I used to have one when I lived in South Africa for years."

Madchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 15:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Self replicating robots with PMT? *shudders*

smee (smee), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 15:23 (twenty-one years ago)

See how evil my plan is?

Ricardo (RickyT), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

As with Ricardo I don't see how ID cards can be the cure all panacea for everything from Asylum seekers to terrorism to benefit fraud........

It's not the card itself, its the information linked to it that bothers me. If it was like the ID cards of any other european nation, where the cards simply identify you as a resident of whichever country, with more or less information on them depending on the country, then they wouldn't be so bad but the fact that given the right computer a card could access everything from tax records to medical records, to whatever, now that is somewhat scary.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Just another way of eroding personal liberty. We may soon be allowed only seven farts per day for environmental reasons.

ChrissieH (chrissie1068), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 15:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I will refuse to carry one.

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 18:00 (twenty-one years ago)

he's not asking people to carry them, only to have them and show up at the police station within 7 days.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 18:04 (twenty-one years ago)

How is this different then a SIN?

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 18:10 (twenty-one years ago)

what is a SIN?

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 18:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I wouldn't show up at the police station. I will have to make a declaration of independence.

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 18:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuhrer Blunket

Grrr, use other terms please.

David Blunkett, British Authoritarian.

Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 09:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry to resort to tabloidism but David Blunket is the most right wing British Home Secretary for at least a generation, if not for ever.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 09:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm just sick of lame sloganeering that equates evidently non-fascist politicians with nazism.

Ricardo (RickyT), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 09:58 (twenty-one years ago)

It's going to cost 77 quid, so the discounts had better be good. Fire Blanket says foreign nationals are going to be rounded up first.

http://politics.guardian.co.uk/homeaffairs/story/0,11026,1083046,00.html

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 14:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Apparently I wasn't quite right a bank working friend says, banks aren't allowed to ask for your SIN. They still seem to find room for it on a form. I gather this is for nonplan accounts so I should bother to check up on that.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 14:22 (twenty-one years ago)

It's not just £77 for a passport, but they need replacing every 5 years, and a driving licence is £15 on top of that, and that too needs replacing every 5 years.

The whole turning up at the police station with your id within 7 days is just ridiculous. All the contientous citizens will pootle along with id cards, and whoever doesn't have one just won't bother turning up! What are they going to do then?!

The whole thing is a shambles because it's rushed and hasn't been thought through properly. Unless you know exactly how the system is going to be used at the very start it's a waste of time doing anything, as they'll get so far down the line before realising that the system they've got in place won't do what they finally decide they want it to do. There've been so many projects in the past that have ben abandoned, or don't work as well as they should.

Vicky (Vicky), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 14:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Howard should say immediately that he is 100% against the idea, won't implement it if it hasn't been started and scrap it if it has, if he has any sense.

MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 14:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Anyone not reporting to the police station will automatically lose their Nectar Points.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 14:51 (twenty-one years ago)

If they are trying to find evidence that I have terrorist leanings, they'd be better off monitoring my activity on dating websites, not at Sainsbury's, it currently seems - I have a date this weekend with an Iranian physicist! That has to be suspicious, surely?

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I lost my nectar card.

RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 21:00 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe a butterfly stole it.

MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 13 November 2003 08:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Nevertheless, I have yet to see this question answered: How does an ID card prevent terrorism? A suicide driver/pilot/bomber isn't going to care.

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Monday, 24 November 2003 11:23 (twenty-one years ago)

in the UK i don't think it's so much about preventing terrorism but attempting to prevent bogus asylum seekers from abusing the benefits system, working illegally etc. - probably helpful for the police in catching and IDing suspects too.

stevem (blueski), Monday, 24 November 2003 11:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Also you can't buy bleach and fertiliser and stuff without a nectar card because then you don't get your reward points, fool.

Sam (chirombo), Monday, 24 November 2003 11:36 (twenty-one years ago)

abusing the benefits system, working illegally

a bit of a contradiction there, i shd think.

enrique (Enrique), Monday, 24 November 2003 11:56 (twenty-one years ago)

i didn't mean any one bogus asylum seeker would be doing both those things as such.

stevem (blueski), Monday, 24 November 2003 12:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Prediction - UK govt spends tens of millions of pounds on new fangled computerised ID cards. Daily Mirror runs front-page spread on how easy it is to forge them and spoof the chip or whatever. Concept raised of very lucrative blackmarket ID racket. Company making ID computer systems embroiled in financial scandal. Govt panics and shelves entire project. UK press laughs at Blunkett.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 24 November 2003 12:19 (twenty-one years ago)

David Blunkett is also proposing to become the Childcatcher: if you are an asylum seeker with kids and you are denied leave to remain but refuse to go, he plans to stop your benefits and place your children into 'care'. They can come out of 'care' only to join your sorry ass on the repatriation flight.

I've never met a refugee yet that wasn't facing an insurmountable hardship at home, either politically or economically. People with multiple science/maths qualifications arrive here and are willing to clean toilets for cash in hand so they are not reliant on benefits - it is the employers that take them on in this way who are the real villains here, because they're getting a subsidy in terms of not paying tax on behalf of the worker and paying him/her under minimum wage. As my pal Hari said in the papers this week when refusing some literary prize money given by the Mail, migrants, refugees and asylum seekers are taking the old Tory exhortation to 'get on your bike' at face value and are being kicked for it.

suzy (suzy), Monday, 24 November 2003 12:26 (twenty-one years ago)

good point obv. - tho why someone with multiple science/maths qualifications would come here kind of intrigues me - oh wait, we have that teaching skills crisis...

stevem (blueski), Monday, 24 November 2003 12:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Taking sides - teaching skills crisis vs oppressive bloodthirsty regime crisis.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 24 November 2003 12:36 (twenty-one years ago)

We call it a National Insurance Number. No one ever calls it a NIN, however.

http://www.apple.com/hotnews/articles/2002/03/alanmoulder/images/ninband.jpg

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Monday, 24 November 2003 12:47 (twenty-one years ago)

As my pal Hari said in the papers this week when refusing some literary prize money given by the Mail

wd that be joh4nn h4r1? who supported the war that 'made iraq safe' so that iraqi asylum seekers are now being flown back? and who willingly worked for jeffrey archer?

enrique (Enrique), Monday, 24 November 2003 13:22 (twenty-one years ago)

hari kunzru's rejection of daily mail prize

mark s (mark s), Monday, 24 November 2003 13:29 (twenty-one years ago)

oh, that's okay. j04ann is a pet h4te of mine. hari kunzru is a d00d.

enrique (Enrique), Monday, 24 November 2003 13:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Thanks, Mark (I'm crap at the blue lines else would have linked). He is indeed a most rulin' dude. I "loved" the way the other (white, mid-clarse, mainstream) writers at the prize ceremony derided him for stepping out of line. but he's on late review and they're not so nurrrrrr.

suzy (suzy), Monday, 24 November 2003 13:49 (twenty-one years ago)

he's grebt on that. excellent ray winstone impression t'other week.

enrique (Enrique), Monday, 24 November 2003 13:53 (twenty-one years ago)

It's also funny that H's agent (who is a bit of a wanker) had to face the brickbats instead.

suzy (suzy), Monday, 24 November 2003 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

three years pass...

Will this be the end of ID cards?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7103566.stm

Political rumour had it that the idea was going to be scrapped anyway and perhaps Darling would be the sacrifice. But it looks like he may be gone before he gets a chance to be pushed, if you follow my odd reasoning.

Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 16:34 (seventeen years ago)

No, because they'll pretend that front-end biometric security will somehow magically make the back-end more secure as well. Like as if everybody here using great passwords would stop me getting the ILX office junior to send the precious ILX database on CD by fucking TNT.

stet, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 16:37 (seventeen years ago)

If a disc is password protected (as these were) how easy is it to break that password?

Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 16:43 (seventeen years ago)

It seems to me from a brief reading of the news that there were procedures in place to stop this kind of thing happening and some idiot broke those procedures. If this is the case how can people like the Chairman of Revenue and Customs and even Darling himself be held accountable?

Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 16:45 (seventeen years ago)

Did Brown rape a black cat about two months ago? He just can't catch a break these days.

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 16:46 (seventeen years ago)

Indeed, Cameron must be thinking "it's too easy - all I got to do is pay some low level revenue guy to lose a couple of discs and I'm up four points...".

Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 16:49 (seventeen years ago)

If a disc is password protected (as these were) how easy is it to break that password?
given that these chumps' password is highly likely to be 'passw0rd', it's very likely I would have thought.

If this is the case how can people like the Chairman of Revenue and Customs and even Darling himself be held accountable?
Either the procedures were shit, or they were only paid lip-service. That they could have been broken *at all* points to institutional failure. Also the chief's head has to roll, even if he didn't know what was being done in his name. Or it used to be like that, anyway, and 25 million names leaking means they can't just fire the junior.

stet, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 16:50 (seventeen years ago)

He apologised for what he said was "an extremely serious failure" but insisted people were not at risk from ID fraud

How does he work that one out?

Tom D., Tuesday, 20 November 2007 16:51 (seventeen years ago)

Let's say for instance I was the captain of a large passenger liner and my look-out was unable to see an iceberg because someone had lost the keys to the binocular cabinet would I, as captain, be responsible if we then hit that iceberg? I suppose if I might be if I hadn't put in place procedures to cope with a non-binocular finding situation.

Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 16:52 (seventeen years ago)

That they could have been broken *at all* points to institutional failure

Why does it? Surely it's just one idiot not following the rules? There's no suggestion (is there?) that this is what they always did.

Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 16:54 (seventeen years ago)

Also the chief's head has to roll, even if he didn't know what was being done in his name

But why?

Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 16:55 (seventeen years ago)

Yes, you would. And if you somehow survived, you'd be hauled up in front of the Board of Trade to explain why idiot boy up the pole had no binocs.. Which is presumably why you'd resign first go down nobly clutching the wheel.

Surely it's just one idiot not following the rules?
For important stuff, the rules should be designed so that if one chump breaks them, somebody else catches them at it!

stet, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 16:56 (seventeen years ago)

But why?
Because the buck stops somewhere, and it doesn't stop with the most-junior-possible scapegoat.

stet, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 16:57 (seventeen years ago)

xpost
Good point, but then where does it stop? Surely if someone had to check everything that everyone did nothing would ever get done? I don't understand the world of work. Or anything.

Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 16:58 (seventeen years ago)

But why?
Because the buck stops somewhere, and it doesn't stop with the most-junior-possible scapegoat.

True, but why does it have to go to the top?

Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 16:58 (seventeen years ago)

Size of the fuck up rather than the size of the original error. Something this big that gets on the news requires more than a lowly civil servant getting his arse kicked.

onimo, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 17:00 (seventeen years ago)

xpost
Well, you only check the important stuff with that level of detail. Eg Banks rarely leave £25 million quid lying on the bus, because they have procedures in place that once a big chunk of cash is moving, it gets double-signed-out and is always guarded etc.

But, yes, even the best procedures ones fail: there was a case in the States this year where a set of live nuclear warheads were left unguarded in an unsecure area overnight, because the procedures broke down. And the shit for that one is also rolling way up the hill.

If your procedures were great but somehow failed by total mishap, then there's a shitstorm but you keep the job. If your Big Plan for Important Data was "look after this stuff, lad, eh?" you're out the door. It comes all the way up to you because you are The Boss, and supposed to be In Charge.

stet, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 17:03 (seventeen years ago)

And there's the argument that the whole responsibility things works like this - big boss gets paid a lot, and takes plaudits, even when success is really do to with underlings. You can't claim that success are yours but failures someone else's. Of course, we could stop paying nonsense CEO and senior managers silly money based on this premise, but hey ho.

Also, if the buck stopped low down, then the people up top would be less likely to bring in procedures to minimise risk. And the public need to see that someone has acknowledged there was a mistake and fallen on their sword to restore trust; that might not make sense, per se, but if no-one resigned, then you would get contempt added to lack of trust, which is a bad position for any public service to be in.

The Boyler, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago)

lol labour

DG, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago)

^^^

Well done that man

Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 11:45 (seventeen years ago)

LA Times: 'oh those wacky UK people'

"The difference is, this is information you are legally compelled to give to the government," said Privacy International's Hosein. "You are not compelled to be a customer of T.J. Maxx."

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 22:53 (seventeen years ago)

Hey, it's T.K. Maxx over here.

Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 22:55 (seventeen years ago)


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