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Talk about Satan. Tell me something I didn't know. What do you think of Satan?

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:16 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002U45.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:17 (twenty-two years ago)

"Yeah, I've heard of Satan, but i'm afraid I never really heard his albums. but i've heard good stuff about him"

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

He works in the music industry.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Dubya = Satan

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Buying Soul. And R&B.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)

he is the god of hellfire and he brings you fire

― erico b. rakimington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

(as opposed to the god of hellfire bringing you choco lebnitz i suppose)

― erico b. rakimington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude Satan would be way better if he brought choco lebnitz. Also le petit ecoulier.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:23 (twenty-two years ago)

And by the way, if you see your mom this weekend, will you be sure and
tell her...

SATAN!!!!!!

― Broheems (diamond), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:23 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.hockeysandwich.com/satansweaterba.jpg

He's a decent hockey player.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I think he's criminially misunderstood.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

There's no escaping it ... my sweet Satan!

― Broheems (diamond), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Those are SO not his colors, sweetie.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Raggett Eye for the Evil Guy.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Fucking fuck, that sounds like an Offspring song more than anything else.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:48 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.dolphinsex.org/stopjackin.html

According to the above he NEVER GIVES UP.

― Ferg (Ferg), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Satan's like this guy, you know...

He's also this punk/rebel/second-to-none type, or so the story goes.

― mouse, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:23 (twenty-two years ago)

15. Reduce the amount of spices and condiments in your food. Eat as lightly as possible at night.

16. Wear pajamas that are difficult to open, yet loose and not binding.

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:42 (twenty-two years ago)

He doesn't call me often enough.

― Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 22:13 (twenty-two years ago)

sorry.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 22:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I teach his students. I think he might be one of those wishy-washy liberal parents.

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 22:14 (twenty-two years ago)

That's ok, but if you think that "contract" I signed was actually written in blood, well the joke's on you pal.

― Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 22:16 (twenty-two years ago)

my mum used to call me 'natas'. i had friends that brainwashed her with compliments on her cooking

― kephm, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 22:26 (twenty-two years ago)

all of this i am afraid was the work of the devil. esp. the cooking

― kephm, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 22:34 (twenty-two years ago)

is anyone gonna talk to their moms this weekend? if so, you know what to tell 'em!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 22:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Which reminds me, I still have Mark S's book on the history of Satan, and I need to dig it out of storage and pass it on to RickyT.

― Citizen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 10:42 (twenty-two years ago)

He is of man and god of this world. Abaddon, The accuser of our brethren, The adversary, Apollyon, the Arch Enemy, Beelzebub, the Destroyer and Dung-God, Belial the Worthless, Traducer, False accuser, Slanderer, Hinderer, Liar and Dragon, the enemy, Father of all lies and plots, Son of perdition, King of Babylon and Tyrus, Lucifer the Morning Star and Son of the Dawn, Man of sin, The serpent, Prince of darkness and the Power of the air, He that shall come, The tempter, The Wicked one, The Shining one, Conqueror of nations and anointed cherub, Angel Of The Abyss and devil, Exterminans, Murderer, Slayer, Opponent, Thief, Trapper, The Lawless One, that most Profane and wicked of celestial princes, The Wolf and the Roaring Lion, and The spirit That Now Worketh In The Children Of Disobedience.

Job 1:7. "And the Lord said unto Satan, Whence comest thou? Then Satan answered the Lord, and said, From going to and fro in the earth, and from walking up and down in it."

― Alex K (Alex K), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 11:15 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.btinternet.com/~quinnster1/satan.jpg

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 11:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Satan is a capricorn.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 12:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Marduk, Slayer of Tiamat. Beater of ass.

― "The Red Guy", Wednesday, 12 November 2003 12:58 (twenty-two years ago)

is anyone gonna talk to their moms this weekend? if so, you know what to tell 'em!

Nice Buttholes allusion. Damn I miss them.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 13:27 (twenty-two years ago)

He's either my ex-roomate or my dad, depending on what's going on. Also, a serpentine embodiement of mayic illusion

― Vic (Vic), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 13:33 (twenty-two years ago)

He is RONNIE JAMES DIO.
http://www.nrk.no/img/191194.jpeg

― Chris B. Sure (Chris V), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 13:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Satan is a capricorn.

DUDE YOU'RE GONNA BLOW MY COVER

― Sa- ahem, I mean Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 14:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I sold my soul to Santa by accident.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Thursday, 13 November 2003 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Satan totally loves to play board games. Jenga is his favorite game ever.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Thursday, 13 November 2003 18:58 (twenty-two years ago)

One time i saw him feeding the pigeons near the Korean War Memorial. He had a sinister smile on his face. The joke was on the birds...THE BREAD WAS STALE!! Hahaha....

Satan is totally sweet.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Thursday, 13 November 2003 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

the poor guy has a bad rep.
none of the old hebrew scriptures say he's in opposition to god, in
fact he seems to be a henchman more than anything. his demonisation
(!) came much later as the church began to create its own mythology.

― zappi (joni), Thursday, 13 November 2003 19:11 (twenty-two years ago)

four years pass...

noobz need to raise they weight

"The rest of the cult were described by ex-teachers as having been of low intelligence and moody at school.

Devil worshippers believe in putting themselves first and their core values include pride, indulgence, ambition and meeting sexual desires.

So.. everyone then?

― yungblut, Wednesday, 17 September 2008 05:09 (seventeen years ago)

five years pass...

http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2013/12/09/satanists-we-want-a-monument-in-oklahoma/?hpt=hp_c2

― sleeve, Friday, 13 December 2013 22:51 (twelve years ago)

Admitting that you're a "band of political provocateurs" rather than a religious group is unlikely to help your case, right?

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 14 December 2013 00:08 (twelve years ago)

yeah, not sure why they thought that was a good move.

― an enormous bolus of flatulence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Saturday, 14 December 2013 00:16 (twelve years ago)

“I believe that only monuments that reflect Oklahoma values should be allowed on capitol the capitol grounds,” Cleveland said in an e-mail on Monday.

This is why we need Satan.

― Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Saturday, 14 December 2013 00:42 (twelve years ago)

Just asked the missus, and I can now confirm that they don't have Satan in Japan.

― bleak strategies (Matt #2), Saturday, 14 December 2013 00:52 (twelve years ago)

Fish diet id say

― #YOLTMB (darraghmac), Saturday, 14 December 2013 01:03 (twelve years ago)

they don't have Satan in Japan.

Why bother with Satan, when you have all of these?

― Aimless, Saturday, 14 December 2013 01:12 (twelve years ago)

Just asked the missus, and I can now confirm that they don't have Satan in Japan.

― bleak strategies (Matt #2), Friday, December 13, 2013 7:52 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Too bad. I wake up every day right before dawn to worship th Son of Morning. Not a bad pick me up for the day

― Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Saturday, 14 December 2013 05:05 (twelve years ago)

http://newwavefilms.co.uk/assets/directory/65/Hors_Satan_Sight_Sound_ad_3.jpg

― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 14 December 2013 10:31 (twelve years ago)

three weeks pass...

artists rendition of Oklahoma monument:

http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/24377317_BG1.jpg

― sleeve, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 22:08 (twelve years ago)

two years pass...

Satanic Temple brings after-school club to Portland elementary school

― sleeve, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 14:36 (nine years ago)

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