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Sushi in the raw: Restaurant's displays get women's group steamed

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

"and our special guest model tonight, Miss Karen Finley!"

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I hope those girls get paid well.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:53 (twenty-one years ago)

That wacky Momus, what has he done this time, the scamp!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Coming soon: Ponderosa Steakhouse Buffet served off of Uncle Beauford's nekkid hairy beer gut.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

With flavored toejam and navel cheese.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:55 (twenty-one years ago)

FEAR THE AREA BETWEEN THE STEAMTABLES!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I am making sushi now! Phil is broke...hmmmmm

― Carey (Carey), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:57 (twenty-one years ago)

It'll be just like the Material Girl video, except Phil is Madonna, her suitors are a posse of Verizon Wireless guys, and they're all pelted with raw fish, cooked rice, and seaweed,

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 20:59 (twenty-one years ago)

where do i sign up?

― phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:00 (twenty-one years ago)

my god that sounds like a bad craigslist scenario.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:04 (twenty-one years ago)

i'll order the chocolate mochi.

― Dean Gulberry (deangulberry), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:05 (twenty-one years ago)

The only issue I'd raise is that they don't have males partaking in the "body-as-table" thing. Where is the love for the boy torso??

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:06 (twenty-one years ago)

have you looked at our torsos recently?

― erico b. rakimington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:06 (twenty-one years ago)

this is news? this has been going on for a few years now, from what I've read

― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)

"read"

― erico b. rakimington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)

When you lie flat, the beer belly evens itself out, no?

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)

one would think

― erico b. rakimington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)

oh, I see--in Seattle. nevermind then--it's kind of an established thing in NYC. (where they don't use plastic wrap, btw, at least according to the things I've read)

― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:09 (twenty-one years ago)

It was on the Surreal World. Hammer and Corey Feldman were offended.

― Carey (Carey), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:09 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah talk of this pops up every 5 or 6 months it seems.

― Dean Gulberry (deangulberry), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:09 (twenty-one years ago)

haha "the beer belly evens itself out." lady, if you have to ask...

― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:09 (twenty-one years ago)

if it's good enough to offend Hammer and Corey Feldman, it's good enough to offend me

― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:10 (twenty-one years ago)

but they're ruining all the fun by putting saran wrap in between the sushi and the lady/table.

― phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:10 (twenty-one years ago)

express outrage at what they call the prostitution of sushi

Haha this is the best thing I've ever read in the news.

Anyway it is bad for you to eat sushi off of someone because the body temperature is no good for the sushi! The problem with eating sushi off of a man's tummy is that they got the hair thing. Otherwise I'd totally be ok with eating sushi off of my boyfriend's tummy. But ergh eating hair, gross.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:10 (twenty-one years ago)

that's a bit rich from mr. feldman

― erico b. rakimington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm female so I guess I can get away with saying: holy shit, this place looks like heaven. I'm not sure whether I'd be more gassed to eat there or work there. Holy shit. Do they have heroin, too?

― Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:10 (twenty-one years ago)

tmi ally!!!!

― erico b. rakimington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, it's not like this restaurant would want a table-woman who isn't a size 0. There are trim male-tables out there who could apply for the erm, position. And I figger the saran wrap would solve the hair thing.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)

It is bad for you though.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh wait you weren't objecting to my "this makes the sushi full of bacteria" information, were you? :/

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Nope.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:14 (twenty-one years ago)

i object on the grounds that i am an ape

― erico b. rakimington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:14 (twenty-one years ago)

i mean, i think there's no hair on the bottom of my feet but other than that you're on your own

― erico b. rakimington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Am I the only ILXor aware of the commonality of men having hair on their chests?!! How is that tmi? Weirdos. The ones in NY and Japan have no saran wrap on them, that's kind of weird that they saran wrap the models in Seattle.

haha xpost dude if saying my boyfriend has hair on his chest is TMI for you, jess, then what you just said is like well beyond the pale in terms of sharing information.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't even like sushi. I'd eat pasta off someone, though.
xpost -- What's "tmi" stand for? I'm slow. Sorry.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

too much information

― apeo gorillington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

"Too much information"

Eating pasta off of a person seems way too messy! The noodles would just slip off, don't you think?

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:18 (twenty-one years ago)

butthole hair

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:18 (twenty-one years ago)

That's quite enough.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I love how it's the sushi they're decrying as being prostituted!

― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Fish pimps.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

is sushi the only foodstuff with "masters"?

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:21 (twenty-one years ago)

"Have some more manicotti."

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Except here we call it WOmanicotti.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:23 (twenty-one years ago)

"And we eat it from the vulva. So really it's vulvacotti."

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:23 (twenty-one years ago)

This is getting dangerously close to the horrible, horrible "cunnilingus alfredo" post from that disgusting sex misconceptions thread.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I AM SO SORRY FOR THAT

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost it wasn't dangerously close. :(

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

"More jus?"

― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Skipping 33 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CONDIMENTS AND ACTUAL FOOD YOU FOOLS.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:44 (twenty-one years ago)

perhaps it involves a clitoris

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:44 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost?

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I hate all of you.

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:44 (twenty-one years ago)

vulvacotti

new band name! all thanks to Dan!

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I think that episode of "Real Sex" has happened, like, five times already.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:45 (twenty-one years ago)

i must rent Tampopo again.

― phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:47 (twenty-one years ago)

was it the one with the clowns, or the one with the middle-aged frumps?

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Please be more specific, JD

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Phil-two is awesome. I'm so glad someone else has seen Tampopo!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:51 (twenty-one years ago)

we tried this once with an inflatable doll...mixed results.
& the woman is supposed to be a virgin, no ?

― kephm, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)

did you sacrifice her to your god?

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

food me = "give me food" fuck me = take a guess

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

"give me fuck"?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 22:05 (twenty-one years ago)

give you fuck, obv

goddamnit perry

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 22:06 (twenty-one years ago)

do any of us actually WORK around here?

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 22:06 (twenty-one years ago)

haha

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 22:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, it IS Veteran's Day, and I thank the millions that died in World War I so I can goof off today.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 22:09 (twenty-one years ago)

ned that's the most callous thing i've ever read

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 22:10 (twenty-one years ago)

bravo

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 22:10 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread is pretty bad.

― Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 22:12 (twenty-one years ago)

do you feel the same about columbus and mlk days?

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 22:12 (twenty-one years ago)

do you feel the same about columbus and mlk days?

Of course!

(I assume we all understand the snarkiness is implied.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 22:13 (twenty-one years ago)

wait..corey feldman has a SHOW? maybe its time to plug the old bastard television back in.

― kephm, Tuesday, 11 November 2003 22:22 (twenty-one years ago)

this gives new meaning to that old ILXor chestnut, "eat my fuc"

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 22:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I love this thread in exact proportion to the rest of you hating it

― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 22:50 (twenty-one years ago)

or more to the point pretending to hate it.

― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 22:51 (twenty-one years ago)

not bad for a hundred plus comments in less than two hours.

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 22:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Heh, this even made CNN, which is funny if indeed, as Matos reports, this has been going on in NYC for ages.

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 18:16 (twenty-one years ago)

(and apparently L.A., according to the article.)

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 18:17 (twenty-one years ago)

"It's dehumanizing to be treated as a plate."

It's hard to argue with them there. But see, now I'm curious. Maybe it's dehumanizing but also very "emplating"?

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

i'd like to echo the "old news" sentiment upthread...

although I was watching a japanese tv show late one night where the program is designed to humiliate the guests and one guy had to eat a speedo made of sashimi off his best friend.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 18:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I bet they didn't look dehumanized. I bet they were both giggling their butts off.

Wait a minute, MEAT PANTS!!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 18:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Ew.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

careful with that chopstick, yu-jin!

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Mmm hoisin!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 18:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait a minute that's not hoisin.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 18:37 (twenty-one years ago)

mmm spicy tuna roll.

― Chris B. Sure (Chris V), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 18:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I still do not take responsibility for this.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

You should.

― Chris B. Sure (Chris V), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 18:46 (twenty-one years ago)

This is actually the best thread on ILX in several days.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:01 (twenty-one years ago)

It would be the best thread ever if not for the woman/snake picture.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:03 (twenty-one years ago)

blame david coverdale

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:04 (twenty-one years ago)

that's your answer to everything

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I blame hstencil.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:08 (twenty-one years ago)

hstencil in fucking tawny kitaine shocker

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:08 (twenty-one years ago)

possible sp? there

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

on hstencil

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

thirteen years pass...

Guy Fieri need to get up in thissy

― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Friday, 9 June 2017 23:01 (eight years ago)

Some bodies and threads should remain buried, for the sake of all.

― it's just locker room treason (Sanpaku), Saturday, 10 June 2017 00:17 (eight years ago)

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