Is Katie Holmes in heavy eyeliner the hottest thing since nu-Mandy Moore???

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― Leee Majors (Leee), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 07:06 (twenty-one years ago)

that's fucking horrifying

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 07:10 (twenty-one years ago)

brb i'm gonna go pour rubbing alcohol over my eyes

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 07:10 (twenty-one years ago)

just take a cold shower!

― s1utsky (slutsky), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 07:11 (twenty-one years ago)

the funny thing is in THEORY this should work, but it totally doesn't!

― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 07:11 (twenty-one years ago)

xP: This is the thread where Jess and I begin our FEUD.

But not really.

― Leee Majors (Leee), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 07:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Her eyes look too big for her head.

― bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 07:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Heathens, all of you.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 07:14 (twenty-one years ago)

xP: But she's a real life manga character!

― Leee Majors (Leee), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 07:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I was never big on Mandy either.

― bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 07:16 (twenty-one years ago)

now that's just madness

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 07:17 (twenty-one years ago)

if you hide those pigtails she looks like a man!

― D Aziz (esquire1983), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 07:18 (twenty-one years ago)

"the beautiful people...the beautiful people...WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH"

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 07:19 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.bobmerritt.com/geek/mm/mmhands3.jpg

*emo sigh*

― bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 07:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't believe no one is mentioning the most important thing about this new Thanksgiving look: bangs.

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 07:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I like the shirt. Psychedelic cow.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 07:24 (twenty-one years ago)

OH MY GODO THE BANGS

XOXO

― Leee Majors (Leee), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 07:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Katie Holmes au natural is much hotter IMHO. (Is ILE the new Seventeen chatroom?

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 07:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Forget Katie Holmes, Mary you are my new crush

― Leee Majors (Leee), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 07:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, Leee, sorry -- normally, I think Katie Holmes is k-rowr, but her Pieces of April look ain't doin' it for me. Esp. that pic, in which she just looks uncomfortable. That shirt is also terrible.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 07:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Aww, sweet.

Does anyone thing KH is Lolita-ish? Charlton Lido does but I don't agree, also he was talking a lot of crap that night.

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 07:32 (twenty-one years ago)

You're looking at the wrong thing if the shirt's bothering you.

― Leee Majors (Leee), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 07:33 (twenty-one years ago)

charlton lido once expressed an attraction to 16 year old starlet hilary duff to me, so i suspect he is not to be trusted

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 07:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Is Oliver Platt staring at her chest, while Patricia Clarkson looks on disapprovingly?

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 07:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Oliver Platt has a huge beehive whatchu talkin' bout Milo?

― Leee Majors (Leee), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 07:36 (twenty-one years ago)

He thought it was bc she is so gangly but I thought such tall girls are inherently non-Lolita-like.

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 07:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Mary OTM, Katie Holmes does not need the punk raccoon look. Just cowboy boots.

Now Oliver Platt in heavy eyeliner...

― Dave M. (rotten03), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 07:48 (twenty-one years ago)

KH in just cowboy boots is what I'll be thinking of when I go to bed.

― Leee Majors (Leee), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 07:49 (twenty-one years ago)

You've forgotten me already, Leee?

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 07:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Uh oh.

― Leee Majors (Leee), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 07:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Time for another name change.

― Leee Majors (Leee), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 07:52 (twenty-one years ago)

(Should I know who Oliver Platt is? Is he like Oliver Stone?)

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 07:52 (twenty-one years ago)

If Hilary could sing, I might be able to forgive CL for the above.

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 07:54 (twenty-one years ago)

uh oh, i put someone in the doghouse

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 07:54 (twenty-one years ago)

to be perfectly fair, he did feel guilty about it

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 07:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Oliver Platt has been in lots of things, none of them that memorable. That one where Matthew Perry, where he's an architect, and hitting on someone's wife/girlfriend, who thinks he's gay. And he was the White House Counsel on the West Wing for a while. I think he was the maintenance man for Murphy Brown, too.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 07:56 (twenty-one years ago)

And the Three Musketeers, with Kiefer Sutherland and Charlie Sheen (I bet that was a fun set in the early '90s)

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 08:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Nah dude, that wasn't Oliver Platt on Murphy Brown -- it was Robert Pastorelli. Wasn't Platt in The Three Musketeers?

Mary, I don't know if height has much to do with Lolita-ishness (though the literary character was "four feet ten in one sock"): I think just a very young look, and esp. no makeup. Lolitas are fresh-faced.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 08:00 (twenty-one years ago)

He thought it was esp. bc of her height and the fact that it looked like she hadn't grown into her body yet. I think very tall girls are often taken to be older than they are which is one reason I disagreed.

She looks like Cristina Ricci here, sort of.

http://www.probertencyclopaedia.com/j/Katie%20Holmes.jpg

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 08:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Katie Holmes looks almost pre-teen in the early episodes of Dawson's Creek.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 08:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I think she looks like about a sophomore in h.s., which was what she was supposed to be. (She was a h.s. graduate.)

http://www.gobuyersnet.com/holmes.jpg

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 08:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Hmmm, but I can see charltonlido's point about "not having grown into her body yet" -- is it because she looks so childish in some ways and so adult (and therefore sexual) in others? That weird transitional stage? Also, she's not that tall, is she? Like 5'8" maybe?

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 08:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, it's not super tall, but is is pretty tall for a girl. Also, the fact that she is a tomboy makes her seem non-Lolita to me, I think of Lolita as being more feminine.

Her come-hither look here does approach Lolita-dom though (though she didn't really make faces like this on the show.)

http://www.spacesurfer.com/wceleb/7632img/index/Katie_Holmes.jpg

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 08:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Bangs rock!

Fake red hair too!

― mei (mei), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 08:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh come on, that girl has quite noticeable tits, whereas Lolita was twelve, she didn't even have real pubic hair. I think you're mixing "a young adult trying to look like a child" type of charm with the prepubescent charm of Lolita.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 08:40 (twenty-one years ago)

No matter what she looks like I could never get her whinging on in Dawson's Creek out of my head!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 08:58 (twenty-one years ago)

having seen the clip of singing detective that features her in a nurses outfit singing 'me sandman' i did wonder who's been spying inside my head.

andy

― koogs (koogs), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 09:57 (twenty-one years ago)

i dont think she looks very good in this picture. she surely cannot be compared to nu-mandy moore.

― charltonlido (gareth), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 10:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Good film though.

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 11:38 (twenty-one years ago)

the hair, the make up and the top - all bad... it looks like she just finished dying her fringe in the bathroom sink and blotches of the dye have spread all over her singlet. i had hair like that in 1998. but i think katie holmes is pretty, and would probably look best of all with no makeup. she looked good in 'go' i thought.

― minna (minna), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 13:28 (twenty-one years ago)

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the idea of katie holmes as edie sedgwick is super-depressing to me.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 01:28 (twenty years ago)

http://www.cosmogirl.com/free/winit/0,,7q1h11r4,00.html

Katie Holmes may play the damsel in distress in this summer's "Batman Returns,"

― latebloomer: the Clonus Horror (latebloomer), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 09:16 (twenty years ago)

One eerily prescient, disconerting note in that hard-hitting CosmoGirl expose, when asked which new movie she was excited about, KT said she really wanted to see Penny Cruz's movie. Did hero worship of the Cruz lead her to the Cruise? Were she and Penny already friends? Inquiring minds want to know.

― Mary (Mary), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 17:13 (twenty years ago)

No worries, Stencil, KT has declined the Edie roll at the request of Mr. Wonderful. I really think Chloe S. should play that roll. Or, Evan Rachel Wood!

― Mary (Mary), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 17:14 (twenty years ago)

(Actually, you know who could kind of pass for Edie? that 80s-styled blonde girl who battled for Seth's affections with Rachel B. on the O.C.)

KT could pass for the late -period brown haired, boob job Edie, but I can't see her as the iconic Edie.

― Mary (Mary), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 17:16 (twenty years ago)

that W article is so disturbing!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 17:20 (twenty years ago)

katie and a friend of mine talked at a bar a year or so ago, and katie was asked who was gay in hollywood. she drunkenly answered "tom cruise and john travolta."

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 17:22 (twenty years ago)

hahaha!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 17:25 (twenty years ago)

and just two weeks ago travolta hit on a (male) friend of mine in la!

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 17:27 (twenty years ago)

that W article IS creepy!!

― kelsey (kelstarry), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 17:31 (twenty years ago)

and just two weeks ago travolta hit on a (male) friend of mine in la!

-- Jams Murphy (SCOTT_BORA...), July 12th, 2005.

details!

― latebloomer: the Clonus Horror (latebloomer), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 17:54 (twenty years ago)

You looking for pick-up dos and don'ts?

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 18:11 (twenty years ago)

I think that W article is proof of brainwashing.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 18:27 (twenty years ago)

what happens when Scientologists go to a print shop

― kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 18:41 (twenty years ago)

The title of this thread is so anachronistic in light of the recent developments.

― Mary (Mary), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 18:42 (twenty years ago)

There was a picture in one of the sunday magazines last week of Katie Holmes with her mouth open, and she had the most peculiar tongue. It was all crinkly around the edges. I've never seen anything like it.

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 18:45 (twenty years ago)

The most imperfect thing about KT, if we are going to get nitpicky, is that she has kind of stocky legs for someone who is otherwise so lithe.

― Superficial Mary (Mary), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

mary, why dont you adopt hilary as your new interest?

― charltonlido (gareth), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 18:57 (twenty years ago)

Ew, she is such a brash Italien princess. Is she Italien? Is she from NJ? She looks like mafia daughter.

― Mary (Mary), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 18:59 (twenty years ago)

you liked her on punkt!

― charltonlido (gareth), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 19:08 (twenty years ago)

italien?

― charltonlido (gareth), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 19:09 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v352/morganzola/45876.jpg

It looks like she has taken to the streets.

― Leon C. (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 19:15 (twenty years ago)

that's a better than the bleached and made up 40 y/o divorcee look she was rocking before.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 19:47 (twenty years ago)

the knee-length fishnet (?) tights are not a good look, though

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 19:47 (twenty years ago)

Is that my Hilary?

― grraham (noodles is a cunt), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 20:13 (twenty years ago)

KT in Vanilla Sky shocker

http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/gossip/tom-cruise/index.php#katies-creepy-vanilla-sky-cameo-112293

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 02:46 (twenty years ago)

Kingfish, that post you linked to has been taken down. What was the gist of it?

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 02:50 (twenty years ago)

some $ci folks when to a print shop in DC. they had some stuff printed up, were happy with it, and that was that.

two weeks later, they came back in a huff, claiming that employees had either stolen or copied the files. They sent in private investigators pretending to be cops. they bought reams of paper, slashed them open and checked inside for the "missing" documents. they then left in a huff.

the staff dumped everything into the recycle bin, and that was that. again.

― kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 02:54 (twenty years ago)

that hilary pic is teh hott

― g e o f f (gcannon), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 03:40 (twenty years ago)

flat, pigeontoed, dressed like shit, looking like she's got a headache SIGN me UP. plus she is very talented.

― g e o f f (gcannon), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 03:48 (twenty years ago)

seven months pass...

From Slate's tabloid round-up:

Life & Style still thinks TomKat is history. The tab quotes an "insider" who says, "She's hating life, and she feels it's all Tom's fault." But Star says the pair are still together and are busy arguing about their kid's name. He wants "Ron" or "Hubbard," after Scientology's esteemed founder. "Katie, however, is concerned that calling the child Hubbard would make her baby a laughingstock. Undeterred, Tom loves to rub Katie's belly and say hi to his 'little Hub,' a source says."

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

I think it's time we organized a rescue party.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

I thought it was Catholics that named embryos?

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

Hubbard Cruise MUST happen

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

ts: hubbard cruise vs pilot inspektor lee

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

Gay

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

Michelle Williams must be loving life right about now.

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

I'll be surprised if Katie makes it out of there alive.

― alex in montreal (alex in montreal), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

didnt that chick from rules of attraction name her kid 'audio science'?

― sunny successor (katharine), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, but she's a DJ, so it's OK.

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/miramax_films/holy_smoke/harvey_keitel/hs.jpg
I'll take the case!

― literalisp (literalisp), Thursday, 9 March 2006 00:04 (nineteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

OK GUYS YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST. KATIE HOLMES WAS PREGGO WHEN SHE MET TOM AND ALREADY HAD THE BABY. ARE YOUR MINDS BLOWN YET?

― shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Friday, 7 April 2006 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

whoa, so he went back in time to knock her up!

― latebloomer: someone's been drinking my youth! (latebloomer), Friday, 7 April 2006 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

oh you mean he might not be the father...consider my mind blowed!

― latebloomer: someone's been drinking my youth! (latebloomer), Friday, 7 April 2006 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

TEH MILLIONS OF SOUTH-EAST ASIANS WHO STILL GIVE ONE SHIT ABOUT T CRUISE WILL BE SO PLEASED

― Washable School Paste (sexyDancer), Friday, 7 April 2006 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.defamer.com/images/2006/04/holmes-stomach-coffee-s.jpg

― latebloomer: someone's been drinking my youth! (latebloomer), Saturday, 8 April 2006 08:53 (nineteen years ago)

i dont get it what is that

― shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Saturday, 8 April 2006 09:23 (nineteen years ago)

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― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Saturday, 8 April 2006 10:59 (nineteen years ago)

dude, that's an adult onesie!

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Saturday, 8 April 2006 11:22 (nineteen years ago)

fourteen years pass...

A feel-good movie starring Katie Holmes and Josh Lucas based on the best-selling book "The Secret," which focuses on the power of positive thinking.

― Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 22:55 (four years ago)

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