Come Anticipate "Final Fantasy X-2" With Me

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http://www.osric.com/~jeremy/ffx2.jpgWell, the next FF game is about to hit. Will this be any good? Will it be like Majorca's Mask and be little else than a remix of the previous incarnation? Will I spend WAY TOO much fucking time playing this?

As it stands, you now have three female leads, one packing two gatts & one a goth, and costume design seemingly appropriated from a Xtina vid. Supposedly this one will be "lighter in tone", and Lord knows how many times the phrase "Girl Power" will be used in either ad copy or in a review.

I'm playing around with the demo right now, and guess what this game also adds: JUMPING! Bring on the shitty jumping puzzles! Anyhoo, IGN gives it a 9.5, and they tend to be pretty accurate.

so! welcome aboard, gamer freaks, and begin your anticipatory drooling...NOW.

Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Thursday, 13 November 2003 05:58 (twenty-two years ago)

hmm. should i have entitled this thread, "Hot Pants on Video Game Characters: C/D"?

Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Thursday, 13 November 2003 06:02 (twenty-two years ago)

The lack of public support for hot pants is distressing.

Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Thursday, 13 November 2003 13:40 (twenty-two years ago)

She looks like Mariah Carey.

Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 13 November 2003 14:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Damm, Im just finish the previous one now. I spent too much time trying to get < 0 seconds on the chochobo race or jumping lightening bolts.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 13 November 2003 15:20 (twenty-two years ago)

oh, we can only hope that the same bitch-ass minigames will be present in this game. wanna make your character even MORE ridiculously overpowered? Then cheat at the games!

Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Thursday, 13 November 2003 15:25 (twenty-two years ago)

1MP per Holy or Ultima spell is urgent and key!

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 13 November 2003 15:43 (twenty-two years ago)

No, wait, spending an hour or two getting Anima is the collest part. I mean that freaking thing is way too cool.
Though "I will share your pain Anima" is the geekiest part in the game.
But will they have a wonderful character like Rikku?
Rikku: "Sometimes it helps to just go AAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 13 November 2003 15:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I think FF games have left me behind. I'm all about the next movie though (its about the FF7 characters, which means it might not be shit!).

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 13 November 2003 15:54 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, that weird fish-god/NIN-video-reject was lots of fun. Piercing hooks & chains!

yeah, she's in the game, too

and here

note: GIS for 'rikku' turns up...interesting results. RUN AWAY.

Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Thursday, 13 November 2003 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

and you may be more correct on the Mariah joke than you thought.

Yuna is also a pop star in this one, mic & everything.

Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Thursday, 13 November 2003 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)

what joke? she really does look like Mariah!

Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 13 November 2003 16:33 (twenty-two years ago)

not nekkid enough, methinks. this is MARIAH CAREY, we're talking about, after all.

Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Thursday, 13 November 2003 16:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Is she wearing a bikini w/ hotpanta in this game? And is Luna gone all Billy Idol or Madona over there? Good lord :(
I suppose I should just finish the first one and get around to doing the last mission in GTA3 as well.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 13 November 2003 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Check the screens at Gamespot. apparently, half of the costumes are even more revealing.

unfortunately, Lulu is knocked up in this game, so she can't bring along her air of overvoluptuous goth trampishness.

Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Thursday, 13 November 2003 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

POO TWEE CORKY FF GURL

I can't decide between Yuffie and Selphie!

Leee Majors (Leee), Thursday, 13 November 2003 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Why are people anticipating FFX-2 when Ubisoft are about to release Prince of Persia and Beyond Good & Evil? I mean, let's talk priorities here, people.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 13 November 2003 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

selphie! selphie! selphie!

zappi (joni), Thursday, 13 November 2003 20:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Andrew, becuase i was playing the demo for FFX2 last night, and the demo for PoP woulnd't work.

Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Thursday, 13 November 2003 20:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Illustrated Primer by the folks at 1up.com.

Dig the costume page. I was complete incredulous of all this, then...i...saw...the Black Mage outfits.

BEST CHARACTERS EVAR

Jeremy the Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not going to get this for ages. :( Which means there's nothing for it but to start anticipating FF12 instead.

cis (cis), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 22:26 (twenty-two years ago)

bill stevens to thread.

Dean Gulberry (deangulberry), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 22:28 (twenty-two years ago)

hey guys.

I spent wayyyyy too much time playing ffx. Wont be picking this thing up until its 'greatest hits' worthy and costs 20 bucks.

bill stevens (bscrubbins), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 22:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Is it just me, or have the ff storylines gotten absurdly cheesy, almost to the point of unpalatability?

I like final fantasy. iv'e been a fan since the nes days. but i hadn't played any of the games in the series since ff3 for the snes until a couple months back when I played (and finished, after way too many nerdy hours) ffx. obviously the graphics and sound and scope of the games are a million times bigger and better since ff3, but way too often I found myself cringing as the story unfolded.

The cheese factor was definitely present in the older series, but I don't think it was allowed to develop as much since the hardware resources were so much more limited. I think it was also more palatable for me back then because I kinda wrote it off as just "well, the due to the limitations of the hardware, they just don't have the ability to make the type of story one would expect an rpg to have."

But I now see that I was only half-right. The story WAS limited by the hardware, but now that they have a 128-bit platform, they're using the expanded power to expand the hokeyness into the stratosphere.

Not that hokeyness is a bad thing, necessarily. Sometimes extreme intentional hokeyness can be great (or on the other hand, sometimes it can be Carrot Top). But it seems like the FF people are trying to make it a serious drama and it tends to play out like a corny soap opera. I don't know if I'll be able to play FFX-2.

But then again, you can see Yuna's ass cheeks!!!!!!!!!

Vonda Shepard, Thursday, 20 November 2003 02:02 (twenty-two years ago)

actually, this one is characterized as "a carefree romp"

and with the advance ads for FFXII already out, let's just say that the female leads will continue to be backing that up, as(azz?) it were.

Jeremy the Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 20 November 2003 03:01 (twenty-two years ago)

What the hell? Why didn't they just make this XI?

I haven't played an FF game since IX. The last one I thought was brilliant was VII.

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 20 November 2003 03:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, hey, never mind. I actually read up on it.

(You know I didn't even hear about this game until two days ago)

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 20 November 2003 03:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Plus, given all the different costumes and the fact that the main characters are all teenage girls, this comes across as some nerdy dirty old man's dress-up jack off fantasy.

Vonda Shepard, Thursday, 20 November 2003 03:32 (twenty-two years ago)

or par for the course in japanese culture, sure.

Jeremy the Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 20 November 2003 05:56 (twenty-two years ago)

but then again, I really enjoyed lost in translation, so I guess I really don't have much of a problem with old man/teenage girl combo.

side note: I had no idea Scarlett Johansson is only 18! Jeepers creepers!

Vonda Shepard, Thursday, 20 November 2003 08:28 (twenty-two years ago)

that should be "I had no idea Scarlett Johansson is only 18 until I did some 'net research after seeing LIT."

Vonda Shepard, Thursday, 20 November 2003 08:30 (twenty-two years ago)

three weeks pass...
So who has played this? how is it? and is it better or worse than ffx?

Shep, Tuesday, 16 December 2003 03:18 (twenty-two years ago)

been playing it for a coupla days now. different lay out. plenty of "girl power" or "look at my ass!" vibes. worth a rental, at least.

El Santo Claus (Kingfish), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 04:04 (twenty-two years ago)

two weeks pass...
as posted elsewhere, this is, i believe, the first game i've ever played where your female character has to massage another female character to get her "satisfaction level" to a certain spot. at the end of the sequence, the massagee falls asleep.

hmm. possibly symbolic, possibly just more weird imported japanese-ness.

Also, does anybody recognize any of the voice cast? i think that the english Rikku also does "Bubbles" in "Powerpuff Girls", the actress who does Shinra is also "Bobby Hill", and the voice of "Kevin" from "Mission Hill" shows up in random places.

oh yeah, Dwight Schultz("Murdoch"), John Di Maggio("Bender"), and Gwendoline Yao are on here, too.
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/HH/1290102/gwen1.jpg
(does the voice for the goth chick)

El Santo Claus (Kingfish), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 15:03 (twenty-two years ago)

ten years pass...

(Sorry, I know this is a thread for the sequel.)

I'm playing through X for the first time. It's pretty good (best battle system, the graphics & FMVs are great) but the voice acting on Tidus can get too grating. Plus the voice acting for Seymour just doesn't sound like a professional voice actor to me. Lulu's is great. In fact, she's my favorite character. For some weird reason I got confused on the Bender voice acting and for a while was convinced it was the guy who does Fry voicing Tidus. I found a copy of the Japanese voiced FFX and it sounded way better and if I hadn't already sunk way too much time into it already I would have started the game over with that.

The battle system is great, probably the best in the series! Switching out at will between all of the characters and doing things by turns is definitely the way to go. Just imagine any other FF game with this system, it would be a massive improvement.

The music.....eh, it may have one of the weakest soundtracks out of everything I've played so far, though the battle music is great as always. The language decoding thing I really do not care about. I played about 6 blitzball games until I realized it's a complete waste of time. At least with Triple Triad a came can be over in under 2 minutes. Once you start a game of blitzball you are locked in for 10+ minutes, most of which you have absolutely no control over!

The story is ok, I mean there are probably plot holes but there are enough Lovecraftian monsters tearing apart space and time for that to be forgivable. I don't really miss the overworld, because the last time it was useful was VII. Plus I have been to the Calm Lands, which I sort of think is a punchline of an inside joke about overworld maps. It's the first area in the game that is just a giant, open, grassy plain with 2 or 3 destinations in it and a ton of random monsters in-between all those destinations. At that point I realized that I was glad I didn't have to deal with that sort of thing during most of the game.

The lightning field was funny, because after one or two futile attempts at dodging lightning (!) I just decided to walk around and see what would happen because, hey this is a Final Fantasy game, they wouldn't let it kill you outside of a battle would they? So Tidus just ran around getting shocked by lightning hundreds of times, and every time it happened, it was funny.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 17 January 2014 04:43 (twelve years ago)

did u skip ff9

Hungry4Ass, Friday, 17 January 2014 05:19 (twelve years ago)

I started playing 9 but something happened and I never made it past the first couple of hours. I definitely plan on going back to it after this. Or should I play X-2? X is alright, but the thought of fighting all the same monsters and playing the same areas again..... did they really re-use all that stuff in X-2?

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 17 January 2014 06:33 (twelve years ago)

Btw I'm playing using PCSX2 at 3x native resolution with all kind of graphics tweaks added on and it looks pretty damn amazing.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 17 January 2014 06:35 (twelve years ago)

I played FFX for a while last year. I just felt like if it got to the point in 50% of the time, all the time, I'd have enjoyed it. I dug the techno FF theme from the opening, though.

♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Friday, 17 January 2014 08:30 (twelve years ago)

X-2 is a pretty different game from FFX, though it's been ten years since I played either so my memory might be hazy. The story is silly and lighthearted despite having a lot of the same characters, and it focuses more on combat and special attacks, which are usually not my favorite aspects of RPGs. You don't play through any of the same areas or monsters as X iirc. I found it really boring and stopping playing after a few hours.

your female character has to massage another female character to get her "satisfaction level" to a certain spot

Yeah this about sums up the whole game

Vinnie, Friday, 17 January 2014 14:59 (twelve years ago)


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