Everything gives you cancer.

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There's no cure. There's no answer.

Give up now.

― sucka (sucka), Thursday, 13 November 2003 06:50 (twenty-two years ago)

i love these uplifting, feel good threads!

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Thursday, 13 November 2003 06:56 (twenty-two years ago)

You should hear the song!

― sucka (sucka), Thursday, 13 November 2003 07:02 (twenty-two years ago)

think of how it would depress the world if they discovered that the cure for cancer was to eat puppies and kittens twice a week. that would be great! eat puppies, stay cancer-free-proven by science!!!

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Thursday, 13 November 2003 07:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Try Chewlies gum instead!

― Not a Chewlies Representative, Thursday, 13 November 2003 07:51 (twenty-two years ago)

oxygen oxidises things - FACT. oxidisation leads to cancer [according to the anti-oxidant mafia, anyway]. ergo, breathing is carcinogenic.

STOP BREATHING AND LIVE LONGER!

please tell your friends, or better yet stupid ugly people who you hate.

― petra jane (petra jane), Thursday, 13 November 2003 08:18 (twenty-two years ago)

looking at ugly people gives you eye cancer.

― ken c, Thursday, 13 November 2003 10:20 (twenty-two years ago)

*vows to avoid mirrors*

― robster (robster), Thursday, 13 November 2003 10:24 (twenty-two years ago)

although in the traditional spirit of "doing fun/enjoyable things give you cancer", looking at gorgeous people really should be the thing that gives you cancer, and the only cure is to look at at least 5 really ugly people each day.

― ken c, Thursday, 13 November 2003 10:35 (twenty-two years ago)

cancer is prevented by one act of playful mischeviousness per day

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Thursday, 13 November 2003 10:36 (twenty-two years ago)

a wedgie a day keeps the oncologist away

― ken c, Thursday, 13 November 2003 10:41 (twenty-two years ago)

actuually you need fre radicals to live, its just that too many of them is bad for you , as with many modern imbalances, like fat, carbs, etc..

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Thursday, 13 November 2003 10:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Every bad stand-up comedian ever to thread.

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 13 November 2003 13:12 (twenty-two years ago)

"mummy where's the puppy"
"You ate it for dinner. You don't want to get cancer now do you?"

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 13 November 2003 13:28 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.michael.phatcatz.net/awtv/Comedy/SoundVision/neil.jpg

"Listen, man, sleep gives you cancer, everyone knows that!"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 13 November 2003 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

hanging around idiots give you cancer.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 13 November 2003 14:25 (twenty-two years ago)

oh jess, how long have you got left?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 13 November 2003 14:29 (twenty-two years ago)

sitting on this chair is giving me the butt cancer.

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Thursday, 13 November 2003 14:47 (twenty-two years ago)

"Ass cancer" my very favorite insult/epithet in high school.

Puppies and kitties taste too good to be a cure for anything, sad to say they don't cure cancer. The good news is they don't cause it so eat all you want. You will get hairballs though.

― sucka (sucka), Thursday, 13 November 2003 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Lying gives you cancer.

― Hunter (Hunter), Thursday, 13 November 2003 22:09 (twenty-two years ago)

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