This is the thread where I say..........ROMULUS

Ronan909: is anyone actually saying things connected to the previous sentence

Dubplatestyle: omego mannington

XXXXX: soylo greenington

XXXXX: cue announcer guy voice: "the greatest story ever told as set in an unimaginable apocalyptic wasteland!"

Dubplatestyle: starring GEORGE C SCOTT as GOD

Ronan909: jesus = R KELLY

Dubplatestyle: YES

Dubplatestyle: THIS CHAT IS OVER

Ronan909: persecuted in his own times

Ronan909: LIKE TWO SINNERS IN THE JUNGLE

XXXXX: !!!!

Dubplatestyle: i clearly believe r kelly can walk on water at this point

Ronan909: he should have a single "walk on water"

XXXXX: And turn water into pee.

XXXXX: heaven, i need a resurrection

Dubplatestyle: "feelin on yo stigmata"

Ronan909: crucifixion (remix)

XXXXX: Now, uh, usually I don't like to do this, but...

Dubplatestyle: "let's break em off a little piece of the crucifixtion"

Ronan909: this chat just keeps on giving

XXXXX: much like jesus' love

Ronan909: its like murder she wrote, when you get me up on that cross

XXXXX: DO YOU REALIZE WE ARE BREAKING ALL OF GOD'S LAWS WITH THIS CHAT?!?!?

Dubplatestyle: you must be a gladiator the way you got me playin the field

Dubplatestyle: gods laws are nothing in the face of r kelly

Dubplatestyle: i would let r kelly do me i think

Dubplatestyle: i mean, i wouldnt let him pee on me

Ronan909: this is where the catholic church went wrong jess

LATER

XXXXX: Night all.

XXXXX: he took the chat with him

XXXXX: awww

Dubplatestyle: he's just that dreamy

XXXXX: it's the rectangle glasses

XXXXX: apparently so

Dubplatestyle: it doesnt have that effect for me

Dubplatestyle: i'm defective

XXXXX: you're broken

Ronan909: how can it ever soar above the r kelly jesus part

Ronan909: in fact the rest of the year is a write off after that

XXXXX: i feel like i came in after the climax

Dubplatestyle: yeah this is pretty much it

Dubplatestyle: i mean we might as well just drink the kool aid now

Ronan909: it is 4 am almost

Ronan909: i should be taking off

Ronan909: but something compels me not to

Dubplatestyle: it's the power of god

Ronan909: a love for r kelly?

Dubplatestyle: it compells you ronan

Ronan909: yes

Dubplatestyle: i really am getting obsessed with him as the year drags on

Ronan909: R Kelly would make a good santa claus also jess

Ronan909: if you're feeling seasonal

Dubplatestyle: this is true!

Dubplatestyle: also: a pilgrim

Dubplatestyle: can you imagine him in big buckle shoes?

Ronan909: that did it for the mental image

Ronan909: a gigantic turkey

Ronan909: with an apple in his mouth

Dubplatestyle: goody kelly

Ronan909: santas head elf

Ronan909: dressed all in green

Dubplatestyle: r kelly's new album "a pilgrims' progress"

XXXXX: ooooh XXXXX i have another thing to send you

XXXXX: it'll arrive tomorrow in your email

Ronan909: a lifesize cut out of R Kelly

Ronan909: dressed as a snowman

Dubplatestyle: mmmm

Dubplatestyle: dressed as the plow king

Ronan909: imagine how he could hit the notes on the mr plow jingle

Dubplatestyle: the spanish version

LATER STILL

Dubplatestyle: nothing is ever gonna top the cruicifxtion i think ronan

Ronan909: every scream like a new note

Dubplatestyle: he looks like a lion:

Dubplatestyle: http://www.nccu.edu/campus/echo/archive4 -0001/r.kelly.jpg

Ronan909: if he zipped the coat up he would look like he was hiding in a giant dandelion

Ronan909: jerusalllllllllllem city

Ronan909: a city of justice

Dubplatestyle: testify

Ronan909: he is like the new mr t

Ronan909: after the old one got too lofty and distant

Dubplatestyle: the old mr t is just too commercial

Ronan909: yes

Ronan909: though he was considered for the part of jesus

Dubplatestyle: i pity the fool who doesnt follow me

Ronan909: until romulus stepped in

Dubplatestyle: ROMULUS

Dubplatestyle: my mom might as well kill herself after that

Dubplatestyle: she'll never top it

Ronan909: in the jesus film he founds the city of rome as romulus

Ronan909: in true hollywood historical inaccuracy

Ronan909: he also discovers penicillin

Dubplatestyle: does he play both parts?

Dubplatestyle: romulus and remus?

Ronan909: yes

Dubplatestyle: ala the parent trap?

Ronan909: and defeats king arthur and the ninjas

Dubplatestyle: he also single handedly saves a small mining town

Dubplatestyle: frees the slaves

Ronan909: "you truly are the king of kings"

Dubplatestyle: he unites the unions with sally field

Dubplatestyle: ben hur kelly

Dubplatestyle: obv the r stands for "Real comedy value"

Ronan909: we are squeezing this one dry

Dubplatestyle: ronan i think our audience is revolting

Ronan909: we better break them off a little of the remix

Ronan909: although

Ronan909: i wouldnt normally do that

Dubplatestyle: no

Ronan909: this chat is like r kellys career

Ronan909: i forecast a boom again very soon jess

Ronan909: heaven send us a hug

EVEN LATER.

XXXXX: hahahaha

Dubplatestyle: hey thanks, we'll be here all week

Ronan909: every day

Ronan909: and night

Dubplatestyle: we live to give

XXXXX: Just like R. Kelly.

Dubplatestyle: i've got so much love to give

Ronan909: r kelly wrote the lyric for so much love to give

Ronan909: hell he wrote the book

Ronan909: and then tore it up again

Ronan909: only to glue it back together

Dubplatestyle: he's actually a french man

XXXXX: ronan are you feeling okay?

Dubplatestyle: and american at the same time

Dubplatestyle: ronan's high on life

Ronan909: i am feeling r kelly

Dubplatestyle: he's feeling on my booty

Ronan909: he says hello

Ronan909: the french man was pretty good jess

Ronan909: were you thinking stereotypical beret

Ronan909: stripey shirt?

Dubplatestyle: yes instead of a penis he has a baugette

Ronan909: theres no ette in r kelly

XXXXX: That explains the crust.

XXXXX: I killed the chat.

Ronan909: no its still going

Dubplatestyle: krusty the kelly

XXXXX: once the ignition is in, it doesnt stop. okay there i killed it

Ronan909: r kelly and psalmuel l jackson star in JESUS: REMIX

Dubplatestyle: wow

FIN