I HATE MY EXTENDED FAMILY .

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am i a bad prson ?

anthony, Saturday, 6 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

person of course

anthony, Saturday, 6 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I think I'm in the same boat as you. And I'm a beautiful bastard. So, of course, you are too, Anthony.

David Raposa, Saturday, 6 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Not really Anthony. You can choose your friends, but not your family, as the old saying goes. I feel sort of indifferemt toward some of my extended family, because I hardly ever see them...but the ones I see regularly, I like.

jel, Saturday, 6 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

hell no - families, extended or otherwise in this nuclear sense, are dus...yr need to construct yr own notion of family, according to yre own cultural and social consturcts/training, not someone else in buttfucke, ontario.

Geoff, Saturday, 6 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It's never too late to mend fences, why carry grudges?

Then again, easy for me to say, I haven't seen any of them in 10 years.

dave q, Saturday, 6 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Mine got back from holidays this morning. Why does the house smell. Why are all these spoons burnt. You must really like yoghurts. You could have at least cleaned up for us. Clean the toilets. Buy us a paper. AAaaaaaaaah..............

Seriously though.

Ronan, Saturday, 6 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm really liking them right now. It's been nice having them around this week, what with everything going on with my immediate family. Their irritating Massachusetts accents, their reminiscing about last year's Jimmy Buffett concerts, their boozy sentimentality--it's all pretty charming to me now. Yesterday my cousin's wife told me I sounded just like Phil Hartman. I worship her!

But they used to annoy the fuck out of me. So, no, you're not a bad person, Anthony.

Arthur, Saturday, 6 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Why are the spoons burnt"??? Ronan, what the fuck have you been up to? I'd be concerned too if I were them!

dave q, Sunday, 7 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I've been smacked out of it for the last 3 weeks. They were wondering why I had a belt around my arm. But er seriously......water goes on spoon, hash goes in water, crappy lighter is used to boil water and thus melt hash, ensuing goo is mixed into yoghurt of choice. Actimels tend to be good because you can drink them in one go and they're also tasty. Result=embarassing bus journeys to college on your own where you laugh at nothing.

Ronan, Sunday, 7 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

seven years pass...

pretty exasperated with the existence of my immediate family right now. I DON'T HATE YOU BUT QUIT BEING SO WEIRD AND ANNOYING, signed

Vaclav Havel mostly. (Matt P), Saturday, 9 May 2009 01:13 (sixteen years ago)

have to have a 'discussion' with my dad tomorrow, regarding a missing €115k inheritance left to us by our mother. timely thread.

Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 May 2009 01:19 (sixteen years ago)

damn

velko, Saturday, 9 May 2009 01:28 (sixteen years ago)

pretty much. looking forward to it.

Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 May 2009 01:33 (sixteen years ago)


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