And you thought somebody named Nivea was bad

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Hoo boy.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 14 November 2003 03:15 (twenty-one years ago)

"Designer firms and types of clothing were also well represented...six boys called Timberland"

is it more likely they were named after the shoes or after the man named after the shoes?

― minna (minna), Friday, 14 November 2003 03:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Mebbe, but then why not Timbaland?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 14 November 2003 03:21 (twenty-one years ago)

fair pt

― minna (minna), Friday, 14 November 2003 03:23 (twenty-one years ago)

"Meet my children: iPod, TheWonderfulWorldOfDisney, HappyMeal and EnduringFreedom. TheWonderfulWorldOfDisney! Put that down! Don't make me come over there!"

― retort pouch (retort pouch), Friday, 14 November 2003 03:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Christ, I have become Lord Custos. Sorry.

― retort pouch (retort pouch), Friday, 14 November 2003 03:28 (twenty-one years ago)

DEL MONTE! Oh my god. I am going to name my firstborn Green Giant.

― kirsten (kirsten), Friday, 14 November 2003 03:29 (twenty-one years ago)

the US for 25 years.

It is no different from the 19th century when parents named their children Ruby or Opal... it reflects their aspirations

He has found that car models are a popular source of inspiration; 22 girls are registered as having the name Infiniti while 55 boys answer to Chevy and five girls to Celica.

Maybe those boys were named after Chevy Chase!

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 14 November 2003 03:38 (twenty-one years ago)

mmmm... sweet, sweet Chevy Chase...

― rainy (rainy), Friday, 14 November 2003 03:40 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.eddytheeco-dog.com/eddyshouse3d/gifs/pictures/chevychase.jpg

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 14 November 2003 03:43 (twenty-one years ago)

he's just about to punch that dog full inna nose.

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Friday, 14 November 2003 06:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I like to think it's the other way around

― Slappy Slappington (M Matos), Friday, 14 November 2003 07:07 (twenty-one years ago)

― hstencil, Friday, 14 November 2003 07:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I think it's hilarious. They should all become performers and provoke a rash of embarrassing lawsuits.

― Kerry (dymaxia), Friday, 14 November 2003 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)

hstencil, is that Ralph Wiggum?

― Baked Bean Teeth (Baked Bean Teeth), Friday, 14 November 2003 16:43 (twenty-one years ago)

That dog has zero fashion sense!

If I were a parent throwing away my kid's name, I'd at least ask for some ad money from the companies. I mean, come on!

Ok, so if you HAD to have a company name, what would yours be?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 14 November 2003 16:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Nutella

― Bryan (Bryan), Friday, 14 November 2003 16:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Phizer

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 14 November 2003 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I know what Nitsuh's would be

― Vic (Vic), Friday, 14 November 2003 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Nivea's pretty good, actually.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 14 November 2003 17:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Agent Provocateur.

― Anna (Anna), Friday, 14 November 2003 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

It's only a matter of time before someone names their baby ILXOR**

**I do not plan on ever doing this, btw

― C J (C J), Friday, 14 November 2003 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Olestra

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 14 November 2003 17:11 (twenty-one years ago)

WOW

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 14 November 2003 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

"What does my name mean, Daddy?"

"It's a product that causes anal leakage, dearest."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 14 November 2003 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I wouldn't be surprised if someone on this board ended up calling their baby Apple.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 14 November 2003 17:27 (twenty-one years ago)

seven years pass...

http://www.adweek.com/files/imagecache/node-blog/blogs/nivea-re-civilize-yourself.jpg

― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Friday, 19 August 2011 01:48 (fourteen years ago)

god, if that head doesn't remind me of the burglar/fence post severed head. (i dont want to link to it or anything, but if you really dont know what I'm talking about, dig around on snopes - or dont)

― kkvgz, Friday, 19 August 2011 11:11 (fourteen years ago)

point being - this is both vile and gruesome.

― kkvgz, Friday, 19 August 2011 11:11 (fourteen years ago)

I wouldn't be surprised if someone on this board ended up calling their baby Apple.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, November 14, 2003 11:27 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark

haha Apple Paltrow/Martin born May 14 2004

― I'll be interesting in 20 years (rip van wanko), Friday, 19 August 2011 11:22 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNSf-KQORRk

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 19 August 2011 11:38 (fourteen years ago)

i met a girl called "media" who worked in bbc.

this isn't a joke.

― LocalGarda, Friday, 19 August 2011 11:53 (fourteen years ago)

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