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I've recently developed a problem that I can't seem to get rid of. Every time I think about sex, even when with someone, I can't help mentally adding sound effects in my head. Such as a sliding whistle when garments come down, a popping noise when undoing buttons, and when actually in the act, there's a repititve floor squeaking or the noice of saw going back and forth through some wood. For some things, there's a honking noise too.

This isn't a joke - its starting to be very off-putting. Does this happen to anyone else?