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Yes I know, where would we be without them, they're fun to play with, etc. etc., but they're not exactly the most attractive parts of our body, are they? I mean, if I were God, I would have designed penises and vaginas in a slightly more aesthetically pleasing manner

― Cockfarmer In The City, Friday, 14 November 2003 10:20 (twenty-two years ago)

my favourite body part isn't really very naughty at all

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 14 November 2003 10:23 (twenty-two years ago)

You can't handle the realness Cockfarmer!

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 14 November 2003 10:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Possibly, Andrew, possibly. I do find the full beaver shot or erect penis shot rather strong meat. And the non-erect penis is something of a sad creature, is it not? Let's face it, our genital organs are not our best feature.

― Cockfarmer In The City, Friday, 14 November 2003 11:57 (twenty-two years ago)

speak for your own genital organs.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 14 November 2003 11:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Rearrange yr inherited ideas of BESt Cockfarmer!

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 14 November 2003 12:05 (twenty-two years ago)

speak for your own genital organs

Unlikely Counterfactual histories Number 1:

This is what Leo Amery said to Arthur Henderson on 2nd September 1939. Henderson got his tackle out and waved it at Chemberlain, grabbing his scrotum saying 'you've no got the bollocks, Neville'. Henderson was frogmarched out of the Commons for his scandalous behaviour. Chamberlain survived the assault on his leadership, and all Europe fell under the jackboot of fascism.

― Dave B (daveb), Friday, 14 November 2003 12:10 (twenty-two years ago)

So Scott Walker posts on this board now.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 14 November 2003 15:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I gots the loveliest nutz in Boston. For real.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 14 November 2003 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

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