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I just wrote an insurance policy for a guy named R0b3rt Sm!th OMG LOL WTF!!!11!!1!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 14 November 2003 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I work with a guy named James Joyce.

― Girolamo Savonarola, Friday, 14 November 2003 20:01 (twenty-two years ago)

My brother's mate is called Vincent Price.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 14 November 2003 20:05 (twenty-two years ago)

How cool would it be though if he talked like Joyce writes?

"Hey James, have you faxed that thing to that biyotch yet?"
"Honeywhistle McGillicutty...farndangle barndangle!"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 14 November 2003 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)

That's the best I could do on such short notice, sorry.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 14 November 2003 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I work with a dude named Ja Mes Wo Od.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 14 November 2003 20:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Way back in '93, I quit school and wound up working this temp job way out in the Mid-Missouri countryside. For two horrible weeks, I stood up for eight hours a day and coallated advertising inserts.

I worked in a windowless garage with this fat man who knew it all about coallating. He was also a huge self-professed "dittohead". I heard so much Rush Limbaugh. Three hours a day for two whole weeks. A short time, but it still makes me shudder ten years later.

This guy was fat, conservative, mean, smoked menthol cigarettes, and always accused me of shirking. His name?

Michael J. Fox.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 14 November 2003 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

why did he use the J?

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 14 November 2003 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

i know this guy called jam3s d3an. complete son of a bitch.

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 14 November 2003 23:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Michael Bolton from Office Space to thread

― JaXoN (JasonD), Friday, 14 November 2003 23:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I know a Jam3s D3an as well. He's Welsh.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 14 November 2003 23:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a friend in Chicago named Steve Lacy, like the septugenarian jazz saxophonist.

― hstencil, Friday, 14 November 2003 23:49 (twenty-two years ago)

He used the J. because it was his middle initial, and no damn cutie sitcom star was going to steal it! Like I said, he was an asshole.

I'm surprised that no one has mentioned Michael Bolton yet.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 15 November 2003 01:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Michael Bolton from Office Space to thread
-- JaXoN (jaso...), November 14th, 2003 5:31 PM. (later)

― kirsten (kirsten), Saturday, 15 November 2003 01:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I just wrote an insurance policy for a guy named R0b3rt Sm!th OMG LOL WTF!!!11!!1

Sportscenter once did a piece on the troubles with the Viking running game. The graphic in the background was RB Robert Smith in action. The text around it? "NOT THE CURE" No clever references from the announcer or anything, just that. Perfect.

― Hunter (Hunter), Saturday, 15 November 2003 02:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I used to work at a place with an Elliot Smith. Only about three people found this amusing and I don't think he had any clue.

― anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Saturday, 15 November 2003 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

There was a teacher at my school called Saul Hudson, who owned neither snakes, guitars nor top hats to the best of my knowledge.

― Markelby (Mark C), Saturday, 15 November 2003 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)

As I've said before, I work with a man called Bob Wills. He's in his 50s, and he'd not heard of his musical namesake.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 15 November 2003 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

In college, I lived with a guy named Steve (Stephen) King.

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 15 November 2003 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

At one place I worked for a Charles Watts. Everyone called him Charlie, but not together with his surname.

Also, Paul Weller. Old enough for him to not be named after him, (about the same age)...

― mark grout (mark grout), Saturday, 15 November 2003 23:11 (twenty-two years ago)

there's an edmund cochrane who works at my company. i do wonder if he ever gets called eddie

― the surface noise (electricsound), Sunday, 16 November 2003 01:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I was at an open studios event at PS1/Moma in Queens, NY, and met a British artist who gave me an odd sense of deja vu. He introduced himself as Phil Collins. 'Ah, you're Phil Collins, I knew I knew you from somewhere!' I said, but stopped myself short of making some lame joke about whether a jacket was required in his 'open sussudio'.

― Momus (Momus), Sunday, 16 November 2003 04:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I did an insurance policy the other day for an Audr3y H3pburn. Definitely young enough for her parents to have realised what they were doing to her.

I also deal with a man called G3rry Raff3rty a lot at work. And a Robbi3 Williams. And a Mark Radcliff3.

― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 16 November 2003 08:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, but just imagine what a bummber it would be to be called "Fred West", safe most of your life, then just as you get to dating age, a mass murderer makes your name of imfamy...

― mark grout (mark grout), Sunday, 16 November 2003 19:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Went to school with a boy named John Hinckley. (sp?) It was considered him a great source of hilarity to ask him every day if he'd shot the president.

― Citizen Kate (kate), Monday, 17 November 2003 09:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I used to share a flat with a bloke called J(ohn) Dahmer. Way to impress a new boyfriend when you give directions to your flat and say "it's the one with "J Dahmer" on the buzzer/door".

― ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 17 November 2003 18:18 (twenty-two years ago)

(not that Jeffrey Dahmer is in any way my favourite celebrity)

― ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 17 November 2003 18:18 (twenty-two years ago)

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