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― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 15 November 2003 03:42 (twenty-one years ago)

toot toot

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 15 November 2003 03:42 (twenty-one years ago)

beep beep

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 15 November 2003 03:42 (twenty-one years ago)

mother's ruin, etc

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 15 November 2003 03:42 (twenty-one years ago)

oh, i'm in a for a world of hurt tomorrow

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 15 November 2003 03:43 (twenty-one years ago)

but right now ONE LOVE

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 15 November 2003 03:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm trying to imagine Hank Williams Jr. saying this.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 15 November 2003 03:44 (twenty-one years ago)

i am thinking about going and making a grilled cheese sandwich but i might burn down the house

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 15 November 2003 03:44 (twenty-one years ago)

grilled cheese is a really underrated foodstuff

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 15 November 2003 03:44 (twenty-one years ago)

though one time in college i attempted to make this "pizza" version with string cheese and pasta sauce and i nearly threw up

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 15 November 2003 03:45 (twenty-one years ago)

also in college - we had little apartments, instead of dorms - there was all this porn lying around from when my roommates decided to go to north philly to the dirty movie strip, and somehow it all ended up behind the fridge, so when my mom and dad came to help move me out at the end of freshman year, they turned the fridge around to clean behind it and what was staring them in the face but a woman getting reamed in the ass by a very unfeasibly large man

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 15 November 2003 03:47 (twenty-one years ago)

boy was my face red

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 15 November 2003 03:47 (twenty-one years ago)

the magazine was called "genesis" but unfortunately there was no sonic the hedgehog or altered beast porn in there

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 15 November 2003 03:48 (twenty-one years ago)

"somehow"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 15 November 2003 03:48 (twenty-one years ago)

"unfortunately"

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 15 November 2003 03:48 (twenty-one years ago)

"roommates"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 15 November 2003 03:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Now I'm trying to imagine jess's dad wondering if jess had an unhealthy interest in Peter Gabriel.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 15 November 2003 03:50 (twenty-one years ago)

my ex-roomate from that year - a ponytailed fillipino jazz guitar player named "jameson" who used to take xtra delight in beating "e honda" in the video game "mike tyson's punch out" because "of what the japanese did to my people" - racked up $600 in phone sex calls on his birthday that he never payed.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 15 November 2003 03:50 (twenty-one years ago)

also, i once called up a massage parlor while drunk that year and asked if i payed more would the ladies come to the apartment and clean my glasses and do the dishes.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 15 November 2003 03:51 (twenty-one years ago)

an agreement could not be reached on said arrangement, needless to say.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 15 November 2003 03:52 (twenty-one years ago)

jess there's a good grilled cheese thing you can do where you toast it halfway, take it out, add two slices of tomato and some basil and thyme, and then put it back in - kinda pizzaish but non-throwuppy

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 15 November 2003 03:52 (twenty-one years ago)

it's less bloodclottal

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 15 November 2003 03:53 (twenty-one years ago)

anyway dude i am going to bed, koritfw!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 15 November 2003 03:54 (twenty-one years ago)

i mean wait you have to put the cheese ON TOP OF the slices of tomato, then put on the basil and thyme

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 15 November 2003 03:55 (twenty-one years ago)

college was actually pretty great, at least freshman year. all of my shitty roommates moved out after the first semester and they never assigned me any new ones, so my girlfriend at the time just moved in with me.

x-post: i will try that when not incapable of multiple motor actions.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 15 November 2003 03:59 (twenty-one years ago)

goodnight TRACER HAND

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 15 November 2003 03:59 (twenty-one years ago)

sleep tight in LONDON TOWN

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 15 November 2003 04:00 (twenty-one years ago)

i was concieved by kathy turner and michael harvell under the sycamore tree/which makes me a more sicker mc than my momma would guess

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 15 November 2003 04:00 (twenty-one years ago)

what i remember most from the second half of college is sex and take out food

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 15 November 2003 04:01 (twenty-one years ago)

admittedly not a bad combination.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 15 November 2003 04:01 (twenty-one years ago)

i could easily go for both right now.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 15 November 2003 04:02 (twenty-one years ago)

brb more booze.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 15 November 2003 04:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Just make a cheese sandwich and put it in the microwave, then singe it with a lighter until it's crispy. I think it might work.

― kirsten (kirsten), Saturday, 15 November 2003 04:04 (twenty-one years ago)

i fell down

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 15 November 2003 04:06 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm okay though

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 15 November 2003 04:06 (twenty-one years ago)

lance link seecret chiiiimp doo doo doo doo

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 15 November 2003 04:09 (twenty-one years ago)

this will seem horribly forced and "wacky" tomorrow (among other things), but right now STRAIGHT OFF THE DOME

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 15 November 2003 04:09 (twenty-one years ago)

someone stop me before i kill a little bit more of my soul

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 15 November 2003 04:16 (twenty-one years ago)

i cried a little bit to a simpsons episode tonight...clearly i am NOT IN MY RIGHT MIND

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 15 November 2003 04:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Greenskeeper Willie will do that to ya

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 15 November 2003 07:09 (twenty-one years ago)

boomboomclooooooot!!!!!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 15 November 2003 10:21 (twenty-one years ago)

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 15 November 2003 12:58 (twenty-one years ago)

gutted

― DG (D_To_The_G), Saturday, 15 November 2003 13:47 (twenty-one years ago)

x-eyed bewilderment

― nathalie (nathalie), Saturday, 15 November 2003 13:48 (twenty-one years ago)

jess, this easily in yr top 3 drunk threads

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Saturday, 15 November 2003 14:40 (twenty-one years ago)

i enjoyed it almost as much as i enjoyed learning that oops is a momus ringer

― mark p (Mark P), Saturday, 15 November 2003 15:33 (twenty-one years ago)

the fact that there is a hirearchy of my buffoonery frigtens me

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 15 November 2003 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

for the record, this ranks just below that thread where you described how your face smelt

― mark p (Mark P), Saturday, 15 November 2003 15:46 (twenty-one years ago)

i have the apartment to myself for the next 36 hours...

― mark p (Mark P), Saturday, 15 November 2003 15:49 (twenty-one years ago)

i am a bit sad the aluminum fish photos have gone

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 15 November 2003 15:54 (twenty-one years ago)

mornin jess how u feelin?

― typo acapulco (gcannon), Saturday, 15 November 2003 15:55 (twenty-one years ago)

...*...

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 15 November 2003 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

* = point where spacetime collapsed in upon itself around 1 am

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 15 November 2003 15:58 (twenty-one years ago)

i am merely quarks and neutrinos

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 15 November 2003 15:59 (twenty-one years ago)

as are we all.

― typo acapulco (gcannon), Saturday, 15 November 2003 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

good thing you explained, tho, i thought it was your asshole.

― typo acapulco (gcannon), Saturday, 15 November 2003 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.mute.com/mute/moby/stars.jpg

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 15 November 2003 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

uncanny!

― typo acapulco (gcannon), Saturday, 15 November 2003 16:05 (twenty-one years ago)

i have so much to do today, this was a really bad idea

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 15 November 2003 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

haha i should get that statement tattooed on me somewhere

― typo acapulco (gcannon), Saturday, 15 November 2003 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)

i am just going to get "IDIOT LIFE" tattooed across my stomach

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 15 November 2003 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey Jess!

― Markelby (Mark C), Saturday, 15 November 2003 17:11 (twenty-one years ago)

PISTON HONDA

sorry

― prima fassy (bob), Saturday, 15 November 2003 18:28 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.mobygames.com/game/shots/p,/gameId,10305/gameShotId,49093/

― prima fassy (bob), Saturday, 15 November 2003 18:30 (twenty-one years ago)

haha

― athos magnani (Cozen), Saturday, 15 November 2003 18:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I heard "On a Ragga Tip" for the first time in my life this past Thursday!! Holy CRAP

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 15 November 2003 19:38 (twenty-one years ago)

was charlton lido involved somehow?

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 15 November 2003 19:38 (twenty-one years ago)

that's gareth on the record silly

― stevem, Saturday, 15 November 2003 19:54 (twenty-one years ago)

i am fully capable of hearing hardcore without charltonlido around. i think.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 15 November 2003 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

i mean i had really never heard it, and i was bugging everybody about what it was. i couldn't ask the DJ because he was in some weird kind of cage thing. so this guy i ask keys in some numbers on his cell-phone, holds it up in the air and 15 seconds later he gets a TEXT with the song title on it, and then he forwards me the text!!! end times, ppl!!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 15 November 2003 20:30 (twenty-one years ago)

haha!

― athos magnani (Cozen), Saturday, 15 November 2003 20:41 (twenty-one years ago)

jess you shoulda come out with us last night, we got kicked out of Siberia for "drunkenness"! But dude there was this other couple there and the guy had his head up the chick's skirt and they didn't get kicked out, what in the shit is that nonsense? Fuck Siberia. But yeah no more Makers fucking Mark seriously.

― Allyzay, Sunday, 16 November 2003 00:27 (twenty-one years ago)

they weren's drunk dude

― athos magnani (Cozen), Sunday, 16 November 2003 00:28 (twenty-one years ago)

bt i am, obv

― athos magnani (Cozen), Sunday, 16 November 2003 00:28 (twenty-one years ago)

roads of bones.

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 16 November 2003 00:35 (twenty-one years ago)

three months pass...

hmmm.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 5 March 2004 03:44 (twenty-one years ago)

five months pass...

hmmm.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 26 August 2004 23:56 (twenty years ago)

yes.

― g--ff (gcannon), Friday, 27 August 2004 01:30 (twenty years ago)

Jess, why the fuck does my roommate combine the worst aspects of Sunny Day Real Estate (the singing) and Alice In Chains's acoustic traxxx?

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 27 August 2004 01:36 (twenty years ago)

ian that just gave me a hangover

― g--ff (gcannon), Friday, 27 August 2004 01:37 (twenty years ago)

You didn't even have to listen to him recording all day! At least he lets me use his 4-track whenever I want, I guess.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 27 August 2004 01:39 (twenty years ago)

ian you need to move out.

anyone else need any advice?

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 27 August 2004 11:23 (twenty years ago)

I don't have roommates! Ian, you can sleep in the bed under mine!

― ())(())()()()(()(LASER)()()()LA(Z)E(R)()()()((L)()()(A)(S(E)R()()()) (ex machina, Friday, 27 August 2004 18:44 (twenty years ago)

jess do you know if it's going to rain?

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 27 August 2004 18:50 (twenty years ago)

That's secret JW code for 'let's make some manchowdah'.

xpost

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 27 August 2004 18:53 (twenty years ago)

four months pass...

manchowdah. killed the thread.

but why?

― **%@, Wednesday, 5 January 2005 17:07 (twenty years ago)

I was certain this was going to be an Alex revival.

― .adam (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 17:17 (twenty years ago)

haha has it been over a year, jesus.

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 6 January 2005 02:42 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

WZINARD IS HUNG RY MP3 BLOG / PODCAST

― green uno skip card (ex machina), Friday, 4 March 2005 01:01 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

okay

― elan, Thursday, 27 September 2007 05:17 (seventeen years ago)

i am merely quarks and neutrinos
-- fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, November 15, 2003 3:59 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

as are we all.
-- typo acapulco (gcannon), Saturday, November 15, 2003 4:00 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

SOME SAGE SHIT

― river wolf, Thursday, 27 September 2007 05:20 (seventeen years ago)

eight years pass...

BLOOOOOOOAAAAADCLLLAAAAAAAAAAAATT

― lute bro (brimstead), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 10:20 (nine years ago)

guess this isn't a dj taktix thread

― lute bro (brimstead), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 10:23 (nine years ago)

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