National Lampoon English Vacation aka Dubya Takes A Trip

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the Corgis are whimpering, the shelves are suddenly stacked high with impoted pretzels...

here's where we chronicle the exploits of the dark lord on his long overdue jaunt to Blighty - take an egg-shield Georgey...

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 17 November 2003 17:20 (twenty-one years ago)

er, new jokes please as well i guess

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 17 November 2003 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

You have heard Prince Charles is giving him a 'private reception' tomorrow afternoon? Hope he likes...sausage...

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 17 November 2003 17:30 (twenty-one years ago)

He's got to get egged. It's British tradition.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 17 November 2003 17:36 (twenty-one years ago)

suzy whatever are you talking about!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 17 November 2003 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)

is he planning on enclosing himself in a plexiglass box for 40 days?

― Chris B. Sure (Chris V), Monday, 17 November 2003 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)

and then people will post pictures of dubya, cheney and rummy sitting around in a hotel room with their cocks hanging out.

― Chris B. Sure (Chris V), Monday, 17 November 2003 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)

suzy whatever are you talking about!
you mean you haven't heard¿

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 17 November 2003 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Tracer, you *did* see the Guardian cartoon where Chuck shoots a turkey which is clucking 'gobble gobble gobble!'

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 17 November 2003 17:43 (twenty-one years ago)

(also did anyone see the Prince Chuck SNL sketch this weekend? Need a synopsis).

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 17 November 2003 17:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Basically the point was that there was a news conference and the reporters had to use all these bizarre euphemisms for sexual acts to avoid asking questions they weren't allowed to ask.

― NA (Nick A.), Monday, 17 November 2003 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh OK. Had an alarmed WTF? email from my friend Nellie wanting the gossip behind the sketch, which I provided.

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 17 November 2003 17:50 (twenty-one years ago)

from http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/allnews/content_objectid=13631331_method=full_siteid=50143_headline=-BUSH-PULLS-OUT-OF-SPEECH-TO-MPS-name_page.html

"Bush pulls out of speech to Parliment
GEORGE Bush was last night branded chicken for scrapping his speech to Parliament because he feared being heckled by anti-war MPs.

The US president planned to give a joint address to the Commons and Lords during his state visit to Britain.

But senior White House adviser Dr Harlan Ullman said: "They would have loved to do it because it would have been a great photo-opportunity.

"But they were fearful it would to turn into a spectacle with Labour backbenchers walking out.""

Coward.

Best quote:

"Mr Bush also refused to grant British pleas for mercy for the six Britons held in Guantanamo Bay.

He said: "They will go through a military tribunal at some point, a military tribunal in international accord, or in line with international accords.""

"At some point" could be twenty years from now.

― fletrejet, Monday, 17 November 2003 17:50 (twenty-one years ago)

"or in line with international accords"

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 17 November 2003 17:52 (twenty-one years ago)

= or not at all.

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 17 November 2003 17:53 (twenty-one years ago)

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