This is the thread where we wrestle for the INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE

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Big pyrotechnic blast, Plaid's "Dang Spot" plays, I run into the ring, climb up onto the turnbuckle and "raise the roof" to the crowd. I grab a mic and yell, "WHICH ONE OF YOU JABRONIS WANTS THE PLEASURE OF LOSING THE IC BELT TO ME??"

― Leee Majors (Leee), Monday, 17 November 2003 22:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Who wants the goddamn Intercontinental title, its not exactly a main event belt.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 17 November 2003 22:56 (twenty-one years ago)

/me hijacks the production truck and runs a promo showing me stealing the IC belt and teabagging you while you slept, having a duplicate belt made, giving you the dupe and another teabagging, heading off to the bar with my sweet ass IC belt.

― Dean Gulberry (deangulberry), Monday, 17 November 2003 22:59 (twenty-one years ago)

it'd be better if it were the Iron City belt

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 17 November 2003 23:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Many a superstar has used it as a stepping stone towards the world title! It's well worth having, but I think ILX is rather low on hard men. I mean, I think I might be the most muscular ILE Londoner, and I'm no bodybuilder.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 17 November 2003 23:01 (twenty-one years ago)

how big are your Pythons?

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 17 November 2003 23:01 (twenty-one years ago)

IC title was always traditionally a title awarded on quality of workrate, rather than look and promo abilities.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 17 November 2003 23:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I have no pythons, sadly. I'd measure my grass snakes, but I don't think I have a tape measure. Not enormous (though I have been told I have arms like a gorilla, and they didn't mean they reach below my knees or are excessively hairy), but they are pure and solid muscle, and ILE is not full of big biceps, at least from the ILX people I've met.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 17 November 2003 23:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Ooh, I did find a measure. It's metallic and awkward to measure a clenched bicep, but about 16". Hardly Hulk Hogan.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 17 November 2003 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

/me hires the APA, ambushes Dean "Malenko" Gulberry in parking lot with a STEEL chair to the back!

[I loathe hardcore matches though]

― Leee Majors (Leee), Monday, 17 November 2003 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

NO WAY, BROTHER!

― Dean Gulberry (deangulberry), Monday, 17 November 2003 23:09 (twenty-one years ago)

(God I wish I hadn't started on this thread!)

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 17 November 2003 23:10 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread is going to make me cut a heel promo...

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 17 November 2003 23:11 (twenty-one years ago)

(I haven't e-wrestled in two years...)

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 17 November 2003 23:11 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread needs more Irish whipping.

― Leee Majors (Leee), Monday, 17 November 2003 23:33 (twenty-one years ago)

"[default ilx wrestler] IS SO BLAND S/HE NEEDS A VALET TO GAIN FAN ATTENTION!!!"

― Leee Majors (Leee), Monday, 17 November 2003 23:53 (twenty-one years ago)

in walks Haikunym
surrounded by his posse
ready for action

we storm the ring hard
H and Tuomas take the ref
CJ stomps someone

I go fuckin' NUTS
with a folding chair (I'm King
of Foreign Objects)

when we are finished
they squeegee blood off the mats
I: Victorious.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 06:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't work Main Event Style so I'm stuck on NWA:TNA

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 06:49 (twenty-one years ago)

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