Does the idea of footballers 'roasting' girls make you feel queasy?

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When i read a newspaper report now of "Alex Ferguson roasting his players at half-time" i get the worst image in my head.

― Vassos, Tuesday, 18 November 2003 04:28 (twenty-one years ago)

As Stan Bowles said to Rodney Marsh "Son, i'm going to pull you off at half-time. Marsh: "Wow. We only got oranges at my old club"

― Vassos, Tuesday, 18 November 2003 04:31 (twenty-one years ago)

that was alf ramsey.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 04:35 (twenty-one years ago)

There was a letter in When Saturday Comes a few months back proving that story to be apocryphal.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 04:37 (twenty-one years ago)

RJG i'm sure it was Bowles.

Dom - really?

― Vassos, Tuesday, 18 November 2003 04:44 (twenty-one years ago)

If you had that much money and fame couldn't you/wouldn't you get a bird of your own? It's like sharing a gobstopper. Do they want to see their mates' willies?

― Vassos, Tuesday, 18 November 2003 05:02 (twenty-one years ago)

They have to. They do already.

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 09:30 (twenty-one years ago)

football in simmering homoerotism shocka!

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 09:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Are they actually in love with their mates?

― Vassos, Tuesday, 18 November 2003 12:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, but they dare not show it. It's tragic.

― Dave B (daveb), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 12:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Girls that sell their stories to the tabloids about their shenanigans with footballers annoys me ever so slightly more than stoppid footballers thinking that it will be kept under wraps!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 12:20 (twenty-one years ago)

If they think that being known forever more as that sl*t who shagged *insert NAME of football player here* for a few quid then, as my granny would say, hell scud it into them (serves them right)

― smee (smee), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 12:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Interesting. I know if i was a girl who'd just been spunked on by 8 premiership footballers - some of them possibly having faces like Rio Ferdinand or Keiron Dyer - i'd want something in return. Some compensation for the horror recurring in my nightmares.

― Vassos, Tuesday, 18 November 2003 12:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd certainly drug test Rio afterwards.

― Mikey G (Mikey G), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 12:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Vassos - if a girl has consented to it then it it her decision & she should have to deal with it. Although finding a girl that would let that happen, well it's obv that she is going to sell her story!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 12:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Do you reckon that girls DO 'consent' to be target practise for a whole team? Or instead that they meet one player in the bar and upstairs he lamely asks "oh yeah, you don't mind if my mates scuzz on you, do ya?"
Kind of a rhetorical question at that point.

― Vassos, Tuesday, 18 November 2003 12:53 (twenty-one years ago)

If it is not consensual then it is some sort of assault, whether it be sexual assualt of something worse.

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 12:58 (twenty-one years ago)

As for finding somebody to consent well there are some pretty f*cked up females in this world....

― smee (smee), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 12:59 (twenty-one years ago)

SMEE IS OTM

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 13:01 (twenty-one years ago)

yes yes to the bukkake thread for further "discussion".

The thing I never figured about the roasting is how you do the rotation. Is is something like this worksafe link?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 13:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, yeah. But never more fucked-up than a man who indulges in roasting with his equally twisted mates.

A girl I know who does the door at posh clubs where noveaux riche drink Cristal is friends with a few footballers and because she's seen as a sister by these guys, has a very misogynistic view of the girls, who are apparently supposed to know that's what's in store for them and fuck off if they don't like it. Which I find harsh to say the least. She just says that's reality - they're above the law because if it ever comes knocking, their lawyers will sort it for them, and if you don't want to fuck five, don't agree to fuck one.

― suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 13:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Thats harsh

― smee (smee), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 13:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah definitely, but most girls that seem to 'go' for footballers that are married or whatever leave alot to be desired anyway. (obv this view does not condone any acts performed against the girl's wishes.)

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 13:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Thoough it should be noted her footballing friends don't behave that way. She's just seen players leading the girls off like lambies to the abattoir and does not appreciate that the girls have NOT seen it all before.

― suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 13:24 (twenty-one years ago)

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