i finnaly got drunk

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i ve been in college for 5 weeks a nmd tnhis is what i wrote i guess atfter being drunk for the first trime. whatevcer, i shouedl;d sleep..I’,m completely out of it at3:01 am. 1830=-AND 1840 eople laughed atm me though I didn/t seem to fall over. Anywayt, jacvob made me drink 8 shots of j&B and thwen angela,Jacob.myself, josh+luke played go fish+ domer game. I p[lasyed the ataris. I guess 9o knocked bver s a dfri knlk. Biut I don’t re membewr. I fell obver and lauged. It was funny. Behey!>? Jacob put stuff in my pepsio wnehen I put on a cd. I thought it tasted funny. Angelea is hpot. Jese4s vchirist im drunk. Ive never been drunk nbefore. We went tpo angela s apoartment and her wrrromate wads got tool. Hot hot ho5tg. Wow. Asnd then we tlked about stiufff. I cant remember now,. Im suesr it was good,., goodnigtht.im off to buy soda! Yay..somethinbg abouyt a dance and ai evberry bosy bumping ansd grinfing abut I didn’t see josh and anglea. Hey came end fot me b efor I wnt to peoples roomas with them. Fun night. Kluke was not happy. Nhe need to be runk but I should not be drunk. I need to st4udtuy!

― kevin enas, Sunday, 7 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

come end fot me....wtf????? is this a sexual thing kevin?

― Geoff, Sunday, 7 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

mbye i shbopuld sleep. what did i post. eeeehdx. tgood night.

― kevin enas, Sunday, 7 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I think you've invented a new prose style Kevin! Cool!

― jel, Sunday, 7 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm way funnier when i'm drunk and online.

― ethan, Sunday, 7 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

This post is *full* of grate IDM song titles: "Jese4s vchirist", "dfri knlk", "1830=-AND".

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Sunday, 7 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

'Angela's apoartment' is a good title, I got dibs on it

― dave q, Sunday, 7 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I want "evberry bosy bumping ansd grinfing". Hell, yeah.

― Arthur, Sunday, 7 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

And congratulations, Kevin. Tell us about your first hangover.

― Arthur, Sunday, 7 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I think that Kevin has just out-Hanle yed Mr. Pennysong himself.

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Sunday, 7 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm calling 'pepsio'. That would fit right into a Rentals song.

― Kim, Sunday, 7 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

There are about 45 or 50 IDM song titles in there, no? ;-)

― Clarke B., Sunday, 7 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

New ILE/ILM exclamation: Behey!>?

(it means, 'you're drunk and yet somehow ridiculously amusing')

― Dave M., Sunday, 7 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

what does IDM mean? (Independent Dance Music? Irrational Devious Malcontents?)...I really need to know!!! PLEASE!

― jel, Sunday, 7 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Intensely Damaged Machines", jel! No, it's really "Intelligent Dance Music". Cue argument about how pretentious it is to have the word "intelligent" in a genre name and how you can't even dance to it anyway. Richard D. James prefers "Braindance", I think.

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Sunday, 7 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Wow. It's like I don't even get drunk. I mean, I'm drunk (and maybe very slightly high) right now and maybe about half the time when I post but never . . .

― sundar subramanian, Monday, 8 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Thanks Mitch!

― jel, Monday, 8 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Yay..somethinbg abouyt a dance and ai evberry bosy bumping ansd grinfing" excellent

― Mike Hanle y, Monday, 8 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Sheer beauty, thankyou so much. You should be subsidised to do this once a week as ILE's shitfaced lauriette.

― chris, Monday, 8 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

four months pass...

another brilliant thread... yes, I am bored, why do you ask?

― electric sound of jim, Thursday, 28 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, this is one of my favorites.

― adam, Saturday, 2 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ethan was funnier last night though

― mark s, Saturday, 2 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

five years pass...

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― and what, Sunday, 3 February 2008 02:19 (seventeen years ago)

hey i'm drunk.

again.

every nighty

― whatever, Friday, 15 February 2008 22:18 (seventeen years ago)

every night? seriously?

― dell, Friday, 15 February 2008 22:26 (seventeen years ago)

are you as serious as sauce, boss?

― dell, Friday, 15 February 2008 22:27 (seventeen years ago)

yeah he's been pretty consistent on this topic

― El Tomboto, Friday, 15 February 2008 22:40 (seventeen years ago)

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