Riding the subway (tube) standing without holding on: C/D?

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I always ride the subway standing without holding on, and it makes me ultra-cool!

― Bnad, Tuesday, 18 November 2003 16:45 (twenty-two years ago)

do you put rocks in your socks and underpants?

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 16:46 (twenty-two years ago)

lash cement blocks to your shoes?

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 16:47 (twenty-two years ago)

it makes me make a kind of 'surfing' motion often enough

― enrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 16:47 (twenty-two years ago)

No, it makes you an idiot! No one wants your fat ass falling on them cos you're too much of an idiot to hold on!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 16:47 (twenty-two years ago)

adopt a sumo wrestlers stance?

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 16:47 (twenty-two years ago)

brace yourself on the heads of small children?

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 16:47 (twenty-two years ago)

it's not as bad as trying to negotiate the stairs to get off the bus as it slows to a halt - the inertia is incredible

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 16:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Only if you have incredible inertia.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Taking sides: the fear of falling on someone's fat sucka ass vs. the fear of contracting some awful and undiagnosable disease from touching the poles.

― Citizen Kate (kate), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

well i guess i do, coupled with low sense of gravity/terrible balance

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

only makes me utra-cool when i manage to stay relativey vertical. the subway likes to throw curves every once in a while and hit the brakes for no apparent reason, then accelerate dramatically. i have yet to master the art of not looking like i'm trying so hard to keep my balance.

― dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I think it makes guys extra cool and sexy when they're standing there like jackasses not holding onto anything and then fly like 10 feet down the subway car. Nice one, fuckwads. I also like it when there is a leak in the car and it leaks right on the dude who pushed me to steal the seat, though.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 18 November 2003 16:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Naturally, I only do it on lines where I don't have to dance around like a ninny to keep my balance. That's not as ultra-cool.

― Bnad, Tuesday, 18 November 2003 16:54 (twenty-two years ago)

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