A thread in which to charge in, curse, scream, and kick the walls until you feel a bit better about whatever it is that is pissing you off

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fuck fuck fucking fuck!!

*kick*

*pow*

*kaboom!!!*

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 21:22 (twenty-one years ago)

ALBATROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 21:25 (twenty-one years ago)

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-10/463758/VCEVS-MVC-006S.JPG

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 21:27 (twenty-one years ago)

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM!
YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

― nickalicious against the machine (nickalicious), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 21:28 (twenty-one years ago)

MY FUCKING COWORKER WHO IS MAKING ME LOOK BAD VIA HIS UTTER SUCKAGE

x-post SMcL OTM

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 21:28 (twenty-one years ago)

swinging huge sledgehammer at wall repeatedly, creating MASSIVE hole, arms aching....NOW, I feel better.

Sarah, Angst Supermodel!

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 21:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Sarah! You should email that pic to your boss as your resignation!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 21:28 (twenty-one years ago)

(yes, could someone please do a photoshop bit on my face as it looks like I've been punched under my eye? thanks....) BECAUSE IT PISSES ME OFF!!!!!!!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 21:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Uh-huh. And with my lips pursed like that, I look like a smiley face. It's very ironic.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 21:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I poop too much.

― Labia, Tuesday, 18 November 2003 21:30 (twenty-one years ago)

vent

― ethereal cereal (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 21:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuck you motherfucking cocksuckers who sent me a speeding ticket right now that I don't have any work. Driving fast is one of very few pleasures in my life right now. I'll pay your shit-eating ticket, but I hope you bloat up and die in agony, like a diseased rabbit. Strike that, I'm being offensive to the rabbit.

As for you potential employers, if you're going to keep running your fucking ads (how much do those fuckers cost each time?) why the hell can't you call me for an interview? I have the credentials and experience you specify in the ad. What the hell are you looking for?

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 21:33 (twenty-one years ago)

KICK ME IN THE CROTCH UNTIL I VOMIT BLOOD!!! I AM TRULY A PIECE OF HUMAN GARBAGE AND NEED TO BE INCINERATED!!!!

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 21:36 (twenty-one years ago)

J.lu speaks the grief of today's jobless. You have become my first guru.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 21:39 (twenty-one years ago)

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck. sick of being patient. sometimes i just want to get out of this fucking life. so.fucking.sick.of.this.SHIT.

sometimes a series of little disappointments sets you off because there's already BIG FUCKING DISAPPOINTMENT that you're doing your best to cope with and fucking damn it. enough already.

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 22:20 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah i don't get that shit, j.lu. very annoying.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 22:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I do this in every thread I post in. Sorry all, I CAN'T HELP IT!

― Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 23:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I will join j.lu's mob. Those places need to be burned down to the ground.

― bnw (bnw), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 23:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Anyone else feel the whole job thing is about to explode? Too many dudes, not enough jobs, half of which are going to robots. Unemployment is the lifestyle of the 21st century. Man.

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 23:48 (twenty-one years ago)

YA FUCKS (not you guys) YA THINK I FACKIN GIVE A COCKSUCKIN TURD OF A SHIT ABOUT ANY OF YOUR FACKIN STUPID FACKIN SHIT???( no, not you guys)I AM FACKIN BEYOND FUCKIN FUCKIN FACKIN NKNOB WART CUNTBASKET (no, not you guys yet) YOU STOOOPID LAZY ARROGANT GREEDY SHGITS (no still not you guys)

― gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 23:55 (twenty-one years ago)

dude every thread is for this, really

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 00:00 (twenty-one years ago)

i will kick the walls i will burn the walls you you you you you should be beat the life out of by for $20 by a local crackhead for what you do did done. If I had a living dad you would have been lyched, shitball.

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 03:34 (twenty-one years ago)

FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK YOU AND FUCK THE HIGH HORSE YOU FUCKING ROAD IN ON FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK!!!!!

Wow, this thread was right, I do feel better already.

― Citizen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

punch, punch, punch. There is someone on ilx who i really would like to punch so hard. i cannot do it for real, so i will be content with doing it in my head & writing it here!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 15:55 (twenty-one years ago)

NO COPY PAPER FOR TWO DAYS!!!!!!! ARRRRGHHHHHHHHH

WHY ARE YOU MAKING MY JOB HARDER YOU FUXORS!!

asshats. . .

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 15:59 (twenty-one years ago)

DON'T WALK AWAY FROM ME
I WON'T BE IGNORED

;)

― enrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

moderator i don't believe that threats of physical violence are in keeping with ilx protocol.

― Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 19 November 2003 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Are names named Marcello?

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 16:08 (twenty-one years ago)

NO-ONE KNOWS WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE HATED
TO BE FATED

― enrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 16:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Surely viloence is what keeps ILX going?!!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow, someone is sure suffering from a case of ego and self-projection, but what else is new?

― Citizen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

i would love to know who pinkpanther would like to punch

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I tell you who else I want to punch, ppl that send spam to my work email. The other day the whole company got a lovely picture of a lady & a horse! Nice huh?!!!

Btw, all the ppl getting paranoid, forget it! ~~points at stevem~~

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 16:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Only jokin darl'!!! ;-)

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 16:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I want to punch the accounts receivable person at GRIP. DIE DIE DIE WHY CAN'T YOU MAKE YER FREAKING STATEMENTS BALANCE, YOU FUCKER?!?!?

― Citizen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 16:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Sarah check yer email.

― Chris B. Sure (Chris V), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 16:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I poop too much.

― Labia, Wednesday, 19 November 2003 16:31 (twenty-one years ago)

ONCE, JUST ONCE I WANT THAT FUCKER TO TURN UP TO REHERSAL. MORE THAN THAT I'D APPRECIATE IF HE LET ME KNOW WHAT WAS GOING ON WITH HIM RATHER THAN JUST TURNING UP ON THE DOORSTEP. AND FOR GOD'S SAKE TELL YOUR MANAGER YOUR MOVEMENTS OTHERWISE HE'LL DO THINGS LIKE INVITE LABELS DOWN TO SEE US NEXT WEEK WHEN WE'VE NOT REHEARSED FOR AGES! TIT!

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 16:41 (twenty-one years ago)

ooh! THanks for helping my photo out, Chris! Now I can look mad without that irritating bag under my eye!

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-10/463758/booya.jpg

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 16:59 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.rose-hulman.edu/~delacova/mexican-revolution/women-rifles.gif

BANG! BANG! BANG! LOOKOUT, LOOKOUT, LOOKOUT!!!

― Citizen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

If only life were that simple huh!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, Chris, could you please come visit me and photoshop what I look like IRL?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

GOING HOME TIME!!! YES!!! AND I DON'T HAVE TO COME TO WORK TOMORROW, SO I GET TO TAKE OUT ALL MY CRANKINESS AND ANXIETY ON DEMONSTRATING AGAINST THAT FUXOR BUSH!!!!

― Citizen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

can't be bothered.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 18:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Those cockfarming twatburglars at Time Warner Cable deserve a beatdown FAR more cruel and bloody than this, but:

http://www.quartzcity.net/albums/2003lasvegas/IMG_0749.jpg

― ethereal cereal (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 21:14 (twenty-one years ago)

You fucking rude prick ass motherfucker! What the fuck??????????????????????????????????????????????????????

FUCK YOU DICK, IF YOU CALL BACK I'M GONNA HUNT YOU DOWN AND GO TO WORK ON YOUR FACE WITHA BROKEN BOTTLE AND A ZIPPO. YOU FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKIN SMALL MINDED PIN-HEAD, POMPOUS ASSHOLE. I BET YOUR WIFE HATES YOU AND IS FUCKING THE MILKMAN, YOURE OVERWEIGHT AND YOUR DAUGHTER STOPPED SPEAKING TO YOU WHEN SHE WENT AWAY TO UNI TO GET DICKED BY EVERY GUITARIST ON THE CAMPUS. YOU'RE DUE A HEART ATTACK ANY SECOND FOOL - I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR ABOUT IT.

OH DON'T CALL ME BACK DICK. OH YOU JUST FUCKED YOURSELF... YOU JUST FUCKING FUCKEDYOURSELF NOW DICK. I JUST GOTTA TAKE YOU OUT FOR A DRIVE MOTHERFUCKER. WE'LL GO DOWN TO THE COAST... DON'T WORRY, I'LL BRING THE DUCK TAPE AND BASEBALL BAT. WE'LL HAVE SOME FUN.

If I ever fucking have the chance to meet you cunt, I promise, the first point of contact will be my forehead on the bridge of your likely bulbous nose.

fucking asshole

― Alex K (Alex K), Friday, 21 November 2003 11:03 (twenty-one years ago)

IS it something you feel strongly about Alex? ;-)

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 21 November 2003 11:08 (twenty-one years ago)

*sigh* incompetent old idiot in doesn't know how to do his own job, feels the squeeze when someone else begins to suspect that this is the case and floundering, seeks to pass buck shocker.

― Alex K (Alex K), Friday, 21 November 2003 11:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, that old chesnut huh? My sympathies.

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 21 November 2003 11:13 (twenty-one years ago)

chesnut=chestnut obv!! *slaps forehead*

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 21 November 2003 11:13 (twenty-one years ago)

haha. cheers petal. it's all good.

― Alex K (Alex K), Friday, 21 November 2003 11:18 (twenty-one years ago)

;-)

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 21 November 2003 11:22 (twenty-one years ago)

A big hearty hope-you-get-AIDS fuck you exponentially to all of my friends who go out with me (driving) in one big group and then, if you've managed to pull, a) leave without telling me, causing me much closing time hassle b) have the nerve to ask me for a ride because you're broke or, if I've managed to pull before them, a) try to convince me that whoever I pulled is "ugly, are you blind?!?" in attempt to prevent me leaving thus saving their own cabfare b) guilt trip me about choosing a stranger over "crew" though they do it regularly. Eat shit and fester you fake fucks.

― Dancing Queen, Friday, 21 November 2003 11:22 (twenty-one years ago)

My god that song taken from the Lost Boys with an awful dancey song behind it. Who on earth could have thought that was a good idea? Fuxors!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 21 November 2003 11:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuxors is not strong enough! Alex K's rant should be directed at them!

― smee (smee), Friday, 21 November 2003 11:31 (twenty-one years ago)

*nods*

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 21 November 2003 11:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I would like to take the head of my line manager and gently bang it against the wall until he remembers to COPY ME IN TO EMAILS THAT DIRECTLY AFFECT ME, thus avoiding me looking like a clueless twat when students ask for things that I have no knowledge of. I feel like I'm in one of those fucking Star Trek episodes where someone goes invisible because of rogue positrons or something. Grrrrr.

― Archel (Archel), Friday, 21 November 2003 11:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah i hate that too Archel. Not so much anymore though, cos I told, oh boy did i tell 'em.....mumble mumble.

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 21 November 2003 11:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Rogue Positrons, OH NO!!!

― Citizen Kate (kate), Friday, 21 November 2003 11:43 (twenty-one years ago)

*ducks*

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 21 November 2003 11:50 (twenty-one years ago)

two weeks pass...

Dear dick

When you called my company up yesterday, I it was, who through the malignant play of hideous chance, was struck by the colossal misfortune of picking up a colleague’s phone to find your desperate, whining voice on the other end.

Although your subsequent email to my colleague here does underline the frankly futile nature of our brief but almost unbearable conversation, I must also point out that it betrays an unfortunately weak grasp of reality.

When you called, what you effectively were asking me to do was operate as a PR Agency on your company’s behalf for absolutely no incentive to us whatsoever. A laughable request of course, but since you were clearly 20 minutes from deadline and blatantly flaking under the pressure of the prospect of missing out on a precious PR op because of your own inadequacies, you categorically failed to note that your request was utterly risible.

That said, you also failed to note to my colleague in your petty smokescreen of a complaint, fired off to make you feel better about your own inability to communicate, that despite your pisstaking, I did ask you several times how we could speed things up, make things easier for you. Ah, it’s always a joy when good intentions get thrown back in your face by a pinheaded, pushy moron such as your almost-hilariously obnoxious self.

What I and my colleagues here found most hard to take while we were guffawing over your misguided and pompous email, was your ignorant slander that I "need a lesson in good manners" and that I "should remove the cotton wool from my ears." A-hahahahahahahahaha. Good one pal. But again, your recollection is warped by your pitiful inability to recognise your own pathetic floundering. While you repeatedly asked me to do something which a: was your own responsibility, b: was nothing to do with my company, c: I would not have been able to do even if I had wanted to, d: was flagrant pisstaking, you will recall that I kept you on the line, though the conversation was almost as excruciating as Chinese water torture, in a foolish attempt to get you to seek an alternative that would have been acceptable to the both of us. This, of course, you were either too stupid, too panicked, or too bloated with a perverse sense of your self-importance to even attempt to do.

Anyway, I suppose I just wanted to thank you on behalf of everyone here for supplying us with a good laugh on this grey Wednesday morning. I would however, advise you to take a long hard look in the mirror before you next start throwing insults and slanders about recklessly, else you are liable to continually come across like a complete and utter prick. And if you want to mount covert character assassinations, make sure you sound off to somebody who has at least an ounce of sympathy for your spineless cause, otherwise you not only look childish, but cowardly.

Go fuck yourself.

― Alex K (Alex K), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 11:10 (twenty-one years ago)

three months pass...

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― John Tifical, Sunday, 4 April 2004 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

wow this thread makes me realize nothing is pissing me off.

― DMTina (DMTina), Monday, 5 April 2004 01:13 (twenty-one years ago)

FUCK

I fucking LOVE This thread!!!!!

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING IN THE WORLD!!!

I FUCKING HATE SMUG FUCKHEADS.

― sunjammerr, Monday, 5 April 2004 01:34 (twenty-one years ago)

hmm
i usually have more rage, but i'm in a really good mood right now

they sent me to anger management classes in hi skool

― sunjammerr, Monday, 5 April 2004 01:37 (twenty-one years ago)

To quote Charlie Murphy on The Chappelle Show, "F*ck it." Considering that I have very little value to most of the human race other than a source of labor or money, why should I give a shit about how anything I do affects you?

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 5 April 2004 01:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm too wordy.

My condo association and management: F*CK YOU!
People who advertise jobs and don't call me back: F*CK YOU!
Jobs that require me to be on duty on Friday night and/or Sunday morning: F*CK YOU!
My broken kitchen fan: F*CK YOU!
Drivers with phones clutched to their ears: F*CK YOU!
Drivers who don't use their turn signals: F*CK YOU!
Jobs that require me to drop my weekend plans if I want to get any pay this week: F*CK YOU!

I've been flipping the bird at random things and chanting "F*ck it" under my breath for the last two weeks.

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 5 April 2004 02:06 (twenty-one years ago)

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