What circumstances would have to come about for you to kick your mother in the teeth?

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What would have to happen before you would do such a thing? Held at gun point? Out of coffee?

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Thursday, 20 November 2003 14:26 (twenty-two years ago)

i would suspect a dad thread would garner more responses.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 20 November 2003 14:28 (twenty-two years ago)

You'd think so...but see, the absurdity of kicking your mother in the teeth is what im aiming for.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Thursday, 20 November 2003 14:30 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.mooncatsastrology.com/images/joancrawford.jpg

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 20 November 2003 14:36 (twenty-two years ago)

My mom once told me that if she started acting like her mother, I was to stab her. She made me pinky swear!

― Allyzay, Thursday, 20 November 2003 14:47 (twenty-two years ago)

The time her dentures fell out and the only glue in the house was stuck on the end of my boot

― dave q, Thursday, 20 November 2003 14:52 (twenty-two years ago)

If, say, an alien race had invaded Earth and planted their eggs in the tummies of humans everywhere, and one of 'em happened to be my mom, and there was already no hopes of saving her life, and an alien hatchling was popping out of her mouth, then I would.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 20 November 2003 14:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Or, possibly, if she talk shit about my bidness to the popo.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 20 November 2003 14:54 (twenty-two years ago)

is this a euphemism?

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 20 November 2003 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)

If she were to keep badgering me to apply for a job with the U.S. Federal government (fortunately, she seems to have stopped doing this).

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 20 November 2003 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I once threw apples at my mum during a teenage row, it's one of the things I feel worst about doing in my life.

― Anna (Anna), Thursday, 20 November 2003 16:10 (twenty-two years ago)

My dad threw a cricket ball at my nan when he was younger, he thought she'd catch it. She didn't.

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 20 November 2003 16:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Aw Anna! I imagine you must've been mad, but that sounds so cute!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 20 November 2003 16:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I once told my mother she was disgusting.

Context: I had done something naughty, I forget what, and she leapt out of the bath, naked and lobster red, dripping bubble bath on the carpet and screamed at me.

I made her cry. It is *the* thing I feel worst about doing in my entire life.

― Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 20 November 2003 16:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I once threw apples at my mum during a teenage row, it's one of the things I feel worst about doing in my life

What the shit is a 'teenage row'?

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Friday, 21 November 2003 15:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Nickalicious wins most creative excuse to kick your mother in the teeth. Id kick the Narc too.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Friday, 21 November 2003 15:38 (twenty-two years ago)

i have made my mum cry (& my dad perhaps) which i always feel horrible about.

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 21 November 2003 15:43 (twenty-two years ago)

The last contact I had with my mother was her leaving a message on my answerphone directed to my wife (like I wouldn't hear it) saying "I think Rob is autistic, you should seek help".

I felt like kicking her in the teeth at that point.

― Rob M (Rob M), Friday, 21 November 2003 15:48 (twenty-two years ago)

All that would have to happen is my brother would have to step into the room.

― Citizen Kate (kate), Friday, 21 November 2003 15:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah. Feelings justified.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Friday, 21 November 2003 15:49 (twenty-two years ago)

the title of this thread is just beyond my comprehension.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 21 November 2003 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

If my mom broke my hummel collection...she'd catch a man-hole cover to the face.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Friday, 21 November 2003 16:01 (twenty-two years ago)

What the shit is a 'teenage row'?

An arguement I had with my mother whilst i was a teenager. It's quite simple.

― Anna (Anna), Friday, 21 November 2003 16:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Never heard of it being called a 'row'. I must not have paid proper attention whilst I was in english class.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Friday, 21 November 2003 16:09 (twenty-two years ago)

(I think it's UK usage only. Not pronounced like "row a boat" but pronounced like "rowr! I am angry")

― Citizen Kate (kate), Friday, 21 November 2003 16:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow, that is quite simple indeed!

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Friday, 21 November 2003 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry Unmerciful, my fault. You're post looks quite aggressive when you don't take in the language barrier.

― Anna (Anna), Friday, 21 November 2003 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

My bad.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Friday, 21 November 2003 17:31 (twenty-two years ago)

we use "row" here in the states as well.

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Friday, 21 November 2003 17:53 (twenty-two years ago)

As in "row your boat". Unless you do things differently in KY. (Haha.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 21 November 2003 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Rewind 15 years.

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Saturday, 22 November 2003 12:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Because, well, she tried to push me down a flight of stairs and if I could have gotten a foot back around I would have taken the bitch out.

but you know, the past is the past.

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Saturday, 22 November 2003 12:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish I had a joke, but no I really could have kicked her in the teeth every day I lived with her. I used to hear "you're going to drop out and go to prison" etc. every day. (I got top scores and a scholarship and I don't call ever.)

― sucka (sucka), Saturday, 22 November 2003 12:57 (twenty-two years ago)

None really. I just do it for kicks. Literally!

― Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Saturday, 22 November 2003 16:09 (twenty-two years ago)

thirteen years pass...

Reboot

Re-boot, see

― brat_stuntin (darraghmac), Saturday, 18 March 2017 00:38 (nine years ago)

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