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― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 20 November 2003 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

fark.com to thread. On second thought, no.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 November 2003 20:49 (twenty-one years ago)

found him hiding from the law....
in the bushes...
over by the schoolyard...
near the kindergarden...
with pills and a bottle of wine...

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Thursday, 20 November 2003 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Has anyone used "smooth criminal" as a pun yet?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 20 November 2003 20:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I tried but he's anything but smooth.
(unless of course he started using that NEW lotion...)

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Thursday, 20 November 2003 20:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Only like 30 times in the past 2 days Dom.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 20 November 2003 21:00 (twenty-one years ago)

he's already posted bail and is out.

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 20 November 2003 21:00 (twenty-one years ago)

really?

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 20 November 2003 21:03 (twenty-one years ago)

that's what my ap wire says.

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 20 November 2003 21:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Mark Geragos (GEHR'-uh-guhs) told reporters outside the Santa Barbara County, California, sheriff's office that Jackson has posted bail and been ``processed out.''

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 20 November 2003 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)

(Santa Barbara, California-AP) -- Michael Jackson's attorney says the allegations of sexual molestation against the singer are ``a big lie.''
Mark Geragos (GEHR'-uh-guhs) spoke to reporters as his celebrity client was being processed inside the Santa Barbara County jail.
The attorney says Jackson has returned from Las Vegas to face the charges ``head on'' and is ``greatly outraged'' by the allegations.
His attorney says Jackson ``understands those who are outraged'' by the child molestation charges against him -- adding the pop star ``would be the first to be outraged'' over such allegations.
Geragos says Jackson has already posted bond -- indicating the singer would soon be leaving the facility.
Jackson was wearing handcuffs as he was escorted into the facility, after arriving in Santa Barbara from Las Vegas.

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 20 November 2003 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 20 November 2003 21:09 (twenty-one years ago)

now he IS a smooth criminal

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 20 November 2003 21:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, he was due to post $3 million bail -- my guess this was negotiated beforehand and him showing up and being processed etc. was all a preplanned formality.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 November 2003 21:09 (twenty-one years ago)

so should we make a pool guessing where he'll flee?

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 20 November 2003 21:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm liking the moon.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 20 November 2003 21:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Mark Geragos is the Jeffrey Fieger of California.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 20 November 2003 21:15 (twenty-one years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/285000/images/_285322_martin_bashir150.jpg

"Eeeeee-xcellent"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 20 November 2003 21:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Looks more like Weyland Smithers

― Jeremy the Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 20 November 2003 21:41 (twenty-one years ago)

we love you michael!!!!!!!

― phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 20 November 2003 21:51 (twenty-one years ago)

So no more harrassing of Taco Bells in Solvang? :(

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 20 November 2003 21:52 (twenty-one years ago)

or should i say harrassing of city officials about lack of Taco Bells in Solvang?

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 20 November 2003 21:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Donut Bitch should become the mayor of Solvang and patrol the streets in his chicken costume -- but also wearing a monocle and top hat to make it more formal.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 20 November 2003 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

You want Snooty Tweety Bird to be mayor of Solvang?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 20 November 2003 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes! It would be perfect.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 20 November 2003 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Is Solvang the place with all those windmills?

― bnw (bnw), Thursday, 20 November 2003 21:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes:

http://www.murdermystery.com/weekends/solvang.jpg

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 20 November 2003 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Jeez, we had a family vacation there. But really, where else would a family from Missouri go when visiting California?

― bnw (bnw), Thursday, 20 November 2003 22:05 (twenty-one years ago)

There are (at least) 2 Taco Bells in Santa Ynez (where Neverland is), about 20 mins. from Solvang.

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 20 November 2003 22:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Now that I know that, I guess the love for Taco Bell is what appalls me about MJ. He lives in California and prefers Taco Bell?!?!?!

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 20 November 2003 22:11 (twenty-one years ago)

i thought he was vegan or some shit.

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Thursday, 20 November 2003 22:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Well you know how kids are.

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 20 November 2003 22:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Ohh he's out, run for the hills.

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2003/images/11/20/top.main.jackson.vsign.ap.jpg

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 20 November 2003 22:19 (twenty-one years ago)

FEAR!

Solvang is also the land of rock stupid ostriches.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 November 2003 22:24 (twenty-one years ago)

That ostrich place was bizarre! People think I'm making it up when I talk about it and how stupid they were.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 20 November 2003 22:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I remember the squirrel laughing at the ostrich for being an idiot. If you will.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 November 2003 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

So, I take it the shrooms were on point.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 20 November 2003 22:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't help it if the animals are high!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 November 2003 22:44 (twenty-one years ago)

mugshot!
http://www.drudgereport.com/mug.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 20 November 2003 22:45 (twenty-one years ago)

5'11" 120? crikey

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 20 November 2003 22:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd also like to add some of the most basic information re: Michael seems to be arcane.

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 20 November 2003 22:47 (twenty-one years ago)

If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit, etc...

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 20 November 2003 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Hang him high!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 20 November 2003 22:55 (twenty-one years ago)

MY GOD Dude is seriously anorexic! WTF I am 4 inches shorter and 45 POUNDS HEAVIER???????

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 20 November 2003 22:56 (twenty-one years ago)

yes but that's 45 pounds of cock

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 20 November 2003 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

(sorry, I had to it!!!)

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 20 November 2003 23:09 (twenty-one years ago)

It's funny because it's true!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 20 November 2003 23:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Amazing!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 November 2003 23:10 (twenty-one years ago)

i love the "RAC: B" part as well as his expression. his face is saying "well go, already!"

― Dean Gulberry (deangulberry), Thursday, 20 November 2003 23:23 (twenty-one years ago)

His face is saying "so... hungry..."

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 20 November 2003 23:24 (twenty-one years ago)

"...for ....Taco Bell."

― Dean Gulberry (deangulberry), Thursday, 20 November 2003 23:26 (twenty-one years ago)

He looks like Skeletor.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 20 November 2003 23:38 (twenty-one years ago)

A Picasso rendering of Skeletor.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 20 November 2003 23:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm thinking more El Greco.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 November 2003 23:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, that works.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 20 November 2003 23:47 (twenty-one years ago)

http://membres.lycos.fr/bellotachile/mojo2.gif

― brian nemtusak (sanlazaro), Thursday, 20 November 2003 23:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I do believe we have a winner.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 November 2003 23:55 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.coke-babies.com/writing/florida/florida5/skeletor.jpg

Oh stop!

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 21 November 2003 00:08 (twenty-one years ago)

your new winner

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 21 November 2003 00:12 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.lightblueextra.com/kaz/skeletor.jpg

― brian nemtusak (sanlazaro), Friday, 21 November 2003 00:14 (twenty-one years ago)

From the "Thriller" video outtakes?

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 21 November 2003 02:12 (twenty-one years ago)

You try to scream, but terror takes the sound before you make it

― brian nemtusak (sanlazaro), Friday, 21 November 2003 02:31 (twenty-one years ago)

http://my.execpc.com/~reva/betteandjoan.jpg

― Kerry (dymaxia), Friday, 21 November 2003 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.westword.com/extra/dewey/art/peep58-1.gif

― Kerry (dymaxia), Friday, 21 November 2003 15:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I was going to say that i am built the same as Dan, but I can no longer claim that after Rosemary's interjection.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 21 November 2003 20:32 (twenty-one years ago)

http://stingrayspit.8m.com/parka.jpg

― Jeremy the Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 21 November 2003 21:14 (twenty-one years ago)

"Singer Rick James Responds to Jackson's Troubles"

at last.

― brian nemtusak (sanlazaro), Friday, 21 November 2003 22:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Rick James: "Hey, man, it's not like you burned the kids with a crackpipe."
Michael Jackson: (*breaks down and weeps*)
Rick James: "....you didn't....did you?"
Michael Jackson: (*begins bawling hysterially*)
Rick James: "....well, then, I don't know what to tell you. You're probably fucked."
Michael Jackson: (*loudly blows nose*)

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Friday, 21 November 2003 22:34 (twenty-one years ago)

(*Nose falls off.*)

― nickn (nickn), Saturday, 22 November 2003 00:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Rick James: this is god's punishment for "party all the time."

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 22 November 2003 01:00 (twenty-one years ago)

(*Nose falls off.*)
More likely the nose stays where it is and the rest of his face falls off.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Saturday, 22 November 2003 18:40 (twenty-one years ago)

"Give me Kentucky Fried Chicken or I'm going to South America"

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Sunday, 23 November 2003 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought he was into Taco Bell?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 23 November 2003 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Solvang is also the land of rock stupid ostriches.

You know what they do with them ostriches in solvang?

― ModJ (ModJ), Sunday, 23 November 2003 18:31 (twenty-one years ago)

He saw a field mouse and wanted to play with it...the man still pines for Ben!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 23 November 2003 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

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