Why does Dr. Romano hate helicopters?

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 21 November 2003 03:30 (twenty-two years ago)

he kinda looks like ron howard huh?

― s1utsky (slutsky), Friday, 21 November 2003 03:32 (twenty-two years ago)

why would anybody hate helicopters? I totally plan on getting a private license to fly one someday. Helicopters are fucking sweet.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 21 November 2003 03:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I screamed out loud with glee when karma descended on Romano's ass.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 21 November 2003 03:35 (twenty-two years ago)

It would have been better if it just took another limb. One Romano limb for each sweeps period. Helicopters are his white whale. Or maybe his Tick Tock the Crocodile ala Capt. Hook.

― bnw (bnw), Friday, 21 November 2003 03:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh Donal Logue, I love you so.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 21 November 2003 03:58 (twenty-two years ago)

that was oddly amusing

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 21 November 2003 04:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I've been drunk with Donal Logue. He's a good guy.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 21 November 2003 04:10 (twenty-two years ago)

So wait, did his head go rolling this time or what?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 November 2003 04:11 (twenty-two years ago)

the coptor crashed ON him

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 21 November 2003 04:13 (twenty-two years ago)

a la terry gilliam cartoon

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 21 November 2003 04:13 (twenty-two years ago)

the bend it like beckham girl is quite cute

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 21 November 2003 04:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I honestly thought the episode was going to end without any further reference to him.

― Aaron A., Friday, 21 November 2003 04:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I know that was weak - they're probably not gonna show people's reactions to finding out either, it'll just be an unattended funeral and that's it. weak.

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 21 November 2003 04:26 (twenty-two years ago)

What are you people talking about?!?!?!

― Allyzay, Friday, 21 November 2003 04:29 (twenty-two years ago)

E.R. -- it's still going!

― Aaron A., Friday, 21 November 2003 04:31 (twenty-two years ago)

now featuring two - no wait! three! - of blount's crushes

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 21 November 2003 04:32 (twenty-two years ago)

A HELICOPTER CRASHED ON DR. ROMANO??? I'm so fucking glad I stopped watching that show.

― Allyzay, Friday, 21 November 2003 04:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish a helicoptor would crash on you. It would be funny.

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 21 November 2003 04:38 (twenty-two years ago)

blount OTM about hott ladeez in ER. (chuny is the best)

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 21 November 2003 04:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I hope Terry Tate destroys your ass, you bastard.

― Allyzay, Friday, 21 November 2003 04:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Holy shit, does this mean he dies?

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Friday, 21 November 2003 04:45 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, cuz even if he'd survived having an exploding helicoptor land ON him they didn't bother to lift it off him til hours later

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 21 November 2003 04:49 (twenty-two years ago)

romano survives,
rises Cyborg from wreckage
"VENGEANCE! Pratt, you're MINE!"

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 21 November 2003 04:51 (twenty-two years ago)

haha!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 21 November 2003 04:51 (twenty-two years ago)

"EMINEM CAN'T SAVE YOU NOW"

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 21 November 2003 04:55 (twenty-two years ago)

"I'll toss you 8 miles"

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 21 November 2003 04:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know who Romano is (a time lord perhaps?) but I FREAKING HATE HELICOPTERS!!! They were really bad last night with the demo and all. I thought I'd never get to sleep.

― Citizen Kate (kate), Friday, 21 November 2003 09:29 (twenty-two years ago)

So romano has been suckered again by a helicopter, not just his arm huh?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 21 November 2003 09:43 (twenty-two years ago)

This time it was his ENTIRE BODY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

When did drama become so funny?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 21 November 2003 14:17 (twenty-two years ago)

*applauds*

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 21 November 2003 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)

2 freak helicopter accidents?! Soon he'll wake up, Bobby will be in the shower and it'll all have been a bad dream....

― smee (smee), Friday, 21 November 2003 14:25 (twenty-two years ago)

It was great; he was returning a watch to the patient being loaded into the helicopter, but freaked out in the elevator and made Bend It Like Beckham Girl take it instead and ran out front to catch some fresh air. Meanwhile, something odd happened with the wind currents and the chopper crashed on the roof, spun around for a little bit, then fell over the edge, bursting into flame halfway down and LANDING ON TOP OF HIM AS HE SCREAMED LIKE A LITTLE GIRL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I want to be a TV writer.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 21 November 2003 14:31 (twenty-two years ago)

That is the best thing I've ever heard.

― Allyzay, Friday, 21 November 2003 14:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha hahahahaha! I've never watched ER, but I might have to start! This is awesome!

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 21 November 2003 14:42 (twenty-two years ago)

This does indeed sound like the finest way a character has ever been written out of a TV series. Whose the annoying sod everyone loves to hate now though?

― Pete (Pete), Friday, 21 November 2003 14:42 (twenty-two years ago)

HOly shit this is making my day just thinking about it. "DAMN YOU HELICOPTER! DAMN YOU TO HELL!"

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 21 November 2003 14:46 (twenty-two years ago)

(Settle down, Beavis)

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 21 November 2003 14:46 (twenty-two years ago)

"DAMN DIRTY HELICOPTERS!" - Charlton Romano(dvoratrelundar, haha Kate)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 21 November 2003 14:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I think he should get a spin-off series where he frantically tries to avoid helicopters, then at the end of each episode, he gets killed by a helicopter in a new and increasingly gory way.

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 21 November 2003 14:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Seriously, you're all lying, right?

― Allyzay, Friday, 21 November 2003 15:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I cannot read all of your post Dan, as we are not on that series yet!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 21 November 2003 15:06 (twenty-two years ago)

He's the Kenny of this series, isn't he.

"Oh my GOD! They killed Dr. Romano!"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 November 2003 15:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Man, that was lame. I liked Romano! I am still hoping he will return as Robot Romano. Now that there's been two helicopter accidents, the Africa episodes.. it's getting so far into the ridiculous, why not?

Or at least give him his own series with lots of robots and helicopters. Also some pirates, that would be OK too.

Probably the real reason for all this was the writers going, oh shit, WTF were we thinking having a character's arm get cut off by a helicopter! How do we get rid of him?

― daria g (daria g), Friday, 21 November 2003 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, I forgot the biggest mindfuck of them all:

DR CARTER IS SLEEPING WITH THANDIE NEWTON.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 21 November 2003 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

That's not a mindfuck, that's you and I saying together in our brains "WHY CAN'T IT BE US!" (Because we both want Dr. Carter so bad.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 November 2003 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Roboromano vs Robocop part II

― bnw (bnw), Friday, 21 November 2003 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I would totally watch a RoboRomano series. It could be called Asshat Mechasurgeon.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 21 November 2003 19:02 (twenty-two years ago)

(Oh, and bnw since you're here I just sent you email)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 21 November 2003 19:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Why don't you just give bnw a blow job already, Dan!!!!

― Allyzay, Friday, 21 November 2003 19:35 (twenty-two years ago)

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