Critique my leaflet please...

I don't have a home. Maybe a general idea somewher eon there of what these things cost 9ie whats the cheapest it could possibly be and then say 'FROM $50 upwards'. People need to compare the mainenance with a cost I think.

Thanks Pete! Price kinda depends on the size of yer house so it'd get all complicated trying to explain that .....

No upper-case C reqd. in • Wall Coatings. Also I would drop the phrase the quality of our products speaks for itself.

this is both confusing and a bit worrying i feel. what does it mean? and i want it cheap without having to become "featured" thanks very much.

i must admit i tend to get jobs done through word-of-mouth. so who knows? get a couple of suckers and you could be away...

also what david said.

Thank you very much, this is what I was looking for

They are getting a lot of people saying "I don't want no salesman in my house" and are trying to think of a way that conveys they wont get in the door and then spend 4 hours selling you something you don't need!

They are good though and they do have lots of happy happy customers who are happy to have people come and have a look at the work that's been done...

PinkP - it's an 0800 no they have, which I think helps their credibility a bit...I hope...

A lot of cowboys waste their money on an 0800 number and no customer service. Teh Featured Home in your are bit suggests they've not been in the area.

crosspost.

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