Help me, please, I have "The Lady In Red" stuck in my head

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Oh my god. One of my coworkers was listening to this song a few minutes ago and I can't stop singing it now and I think I'm going to go insane SOMEONE HELP ME.

I've categorized this as "Crime" btw, for obvious reasons :(

― Allyzay, Friday, 21 November 2003 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I've never seen you looking so lovely as you did tonight
I've never seen you shine so bright
I've never seen so many men ask you if you wanted to dance
They're looking for a little romance, given half a chance
I have never seen that dress you're wearing
Or the highlights in your head that catch your eyes I have been blind
The lady in red is dancing with me cheek to cheek
There's nobody here, it's just you and me, It's where I wanna be
But I hardly know this beauty by my side
I'll never for get, the way you look tonight

I've never seen you looking so gorgeous as you did tonight
I've never seen you shine so bright you were amazing
I've never seen so many people want to be there by your side
And when you turned to me and smiled, It took my breath away
I have never had such a feeling
Such a feeling of complete and utter love, as I do tonight

The way you look tonight
I never will forget, the way you look tonight
The lady in red
The lady in red
The lady in red
My lady in red (I love you.)

― Allyzay, Friday, 21 November 2003 17:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Gail to thread!

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 21 November 2003 17:39 (twenty-two years ago)

haha!

I wish I had a red dress on now.

― Allyzay, Friday, 21 November 2003 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I never saw you look like this without a reason
Another promise fallen through, another season passes by you
I never took the smile away from anybody's face
And that's a desperate way to look for someone who is still a child
In a big country dreams stay with you
Like a lover's voice fires the mountainside
Stay alive
I'm not expecting to grow flowers in the desert
But I can live and breathe and see the sun in wintertime
In a big country dreams stay with you
Like a lover's voice fires the mountainside
Stay alive
So take that look out of here, it doesn't fit you
Because it's happened doesn't mean you've been discarded
Pull up your head off the floor, come up screaming
Cry out for everything you ever might have wanted
I thought that pain and truth were things that really mattered
But you can't stay here with every single hope you had shattered

― Chris B. Sure (Chris V), Friday, 21 November 2003 17:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I have the "HOOO HOOO...HOO HOOOOOO" part of 'Sympathy for the Devil' stuck in my head. Not too cool either.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Friday, 21 November 2003 17:41 (twenty-two years ago)

This might dislodge it:
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=gijoenosebleed.mov

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 21 November 2003 17:42 (twenty-two years ago)

The thing is, earlier I had Alizee's "Moi...Lolita" in my head which is obviously MUCH BETTER except for one small problem, that being that I don't speak French so I didn't actually have anything in my head besides a half mumbled chorus and then shouting "moi...LoLITA!!!" and that was totally fucking with me but god, Lady in Red wtf.

Seriously though now he's listening to Dreamweaver, what is wrong with these people?

― Allyzay, Friday, 21 November 2003 17:44 (twenty-two years ago)

i think it's better typed like "Laaaddeeeeeey in REEEEEeeeeddddd..."

― Jeremy the Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 21 November 2003 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

OH MY GOD NOW HE'S LISTENING TO THE PIANO MAN PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME HOLY SHIT GOD....OH NO IT'S TOO LATE NOW I HAVE THE PIANO MAN STUCK IN MY GODDAMNED HEAD ARRRRRGH BILL I BELIEVE THIS IS KILLING ME AS THE SMILE RAN AWAY FROM HIS FACE BUT I'M SURE THAT I COULD BE A MOVIE STAR IF I COULD GET OUT OF THIS...

*gunshot to head*

― Allyzay, Friday, 21 November 2003 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Billy Joel? Your workplace is truly evil.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 21 November 2003 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

It's Wolfram & Hart evil!

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 21 November 2003 17:46 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badgers.php

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Friday, 21 November 2003 17:46 (twenty-two years ago)

It's always darkest before the dawn. Uh, yeah.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 November 2003 17:46 (twenty-two years ago)

THEY SIT AT THE BAR AND PUT BREAD IN MY JAR AND SAY MAN WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HERE???? The thing is that Billy Joel didn't understand that by that they didn't mean "Wow you should be famous" they meant "Please god get out of our fucking bar you moaning asshat"

― Allyzay, Friday, 21 November 2003 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't even want to tell any of you what he's listening to NOW. BUT IT'S WORSE.

― Allyzay, Friday, 21 November 2003 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Michael Bolton?

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 21 November 2003 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Tori Amos?

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 21 November 2003 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Me reading the almanac?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 November 2003 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Hehe Body Massage.

― Chris B. Sure (Chris V), Friday, 21 November 2003 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Huey Lewis.

Gwyneth Paltrow.

The sound of my soul dying a slow death.

― Allyzay, Friday, 21 November 2003 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

It could have been worse, imagine a Chris Martin/Gwyneth duet.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 21 November 2003 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Try listening to a sappy James Taylor-esque Christmas carol on endless repeat SINCE NINE THIS MORNING because you have to learn it before before 5.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 21 November 2003 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)

(xpost As long as the Gwyneth/Chris duet was transcript of their sex talk I think I could deal.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 21 November 2003 17:53 (twenty-two years ago)

=:O

That doesn't help!!!!

I think I am going to put on this mix CD I made for g-money lido REALLY LOUD, I think these people could use a dose of Klaus Nomi???

― Allyzay, Friday, 21 November 2003 17:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Huey Lewis and Gwyneth Paltrow have a single out? COOL!

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 21 November 2003 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

("Oh Chris, spank my bony ass." "Ooowweewaaahaaaahaahoooweeee." "Yeah baby, like that.")

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 21 November 2003 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

YOU HAVE DESTROYED MY FLOWERLIKE LIFE NOT ONCE BUT TWICE.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 November 2003 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

"flowerlike life"? Fucking hippie!

― Allyzay, Friday, 21 November 2003 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)

That makes Morrissey a SAD PANDA.

http://www.rcub.bg.ac.yu/~armitage/music/the_smiths/graphics/morrissey.jpg

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 November 2003 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Morrissey in being depressed shocker, film at 11?

He turned off the music, now I'm thankfully singing "Moi...Lolita" again.

― Allyzay, Friday, 21 November 2003 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not happy with the way billy joel is referred to on this thread.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 21 November 2003 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I am happy with the way Billy Joel is referred to on this thread, so I think it balances out.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 21 November 2003 18:00 (twenty-two years ago)

IMMEDIATE REMEDY FOR ANY (IYHO) HORRID SONG STUCK IN YOUR HEAD... EVERYBODY... 1...2..3...

"The Loooooooooooooove Boat...."

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 21 November 2003 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

It would've been more polite for me to refer to him as Mr. Moaning Asshat, RJG is correct.

― Allyzay, Friday, 21 November 2003 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

OMG for some reason, db, your post did something entirely different to me.

HERE HE COMES, HERE COMES SPEED RACER, HE'S A DEMON ON WHEELS

ARRRRRGH FUCK YOU!!!!

― Allyzay, Friday, 21 November 2003 18:02 (twenty-two years ago)

At least it's not the Smurfs theme song.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 21 November 2003 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

"WEEEE DIDN't START THE FI-YAH!
IT'S ALWAYS BEEN BURNIN' SINCE THE WORLD'S BEEN TURNIN'
WEEE DIDN'T START THE FI-YAH!
BUT IT STILL GOES ON AND ON AND ON..."

― Jeremy the Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 21 November 2003 18:07 (twenty-two years ago)

LA LA LA LA LA LA-LA!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 November 2003 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

"I love LA! (WE LOVE IT!)"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 21 November 2003 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 21 November 2003 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

MAH-NA MAH-NA Doot-Dooo DA-doodoo!
MAH-NA MAH-NA Doot dooda doo....
MAH-NA MAH-NA Doot-Dooo DA-doodoo DA-doodoo DA-doodoo DA-doodoo
doodoo Doot Doot Doooo-dadooo

MAH-NA MAH-NA...

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 21 November 2003 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I am sitting
In the morning
At the diner
On the corner
I am waiting
At the counter
For the man
To pour the coffee
And he fills it
Only halfway
And before
I even argue
He is looking
Out the window
At somebody
Coming in
"It is always
Nice to see you"
Says the man
Behind the counter
To the woman
Who has come in
She is shaking
Her umbrella
And I look
The other way
As they are kissing
Their hellos
I'm pretending
Not to see them
Instead
I pour the milk
I open
Up the paper
There's a story
Of an actor
Who had died
While he was drinking
It was no one
I had heard of
And I'm turning
To the horoscope
And looking
For the funnies
When I'm feeling
Someone watching me
And so
I raise my head
There's a woman
On the outside
Looking inside
Does she see me?
No she does not
Really see me
Cause she sees
Her own reflection
And I'm trying
Not to notice
That she's hitching
Up her skirt
And while she's
Straightening her stockings
Her hair
Is getting wet
Oh, this rain
It will continue
Through the morning
As I'm listening
To the bells
Of the cathedral
I am thinking
Of your voice ...
And of the midnight picnic
Once upon a time
Before the rain began ...
I finish up my coffee
It's time to catch the train

(XPOST!)

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 21 November 2003 18:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll bet we googled the same page and everything.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 21 November 2003 18:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Anyway that's the song I've always used to get other songs stuck out of my head.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 21 November 2003 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Now, the world don't move to the beat of just one drum,
What might be right for you, may not be right for some.
A man is born, he's a man of means.
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.

But they got, Diff'rent Strokes. It takes,
Diff'rent Strokes. It takes,
Diff'rent Strokes to move the world.

Everybody's got a special kind of story
Everybody finds a way to shine,
It don't matter that you got,
NOT ALOT,
So what,
They'll have theirs, and you'll have yours, and I'll have mine.
And TOGETHER WE'LL BE FINE....

'cause it takes, Diff'rent Strokes to move the world.
Yes it does.
It takes, Diff'rent Strokes to move the world.
H-MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 21 November 2003 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

"DA FUNK"

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-- Curtis Stephens (sevenxvii...), May 23rd, 2003.

― Allyzay, Friday, 21 November 2003 18:15 (twenty-two years ago)

haha! (x-postage)

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 21 November 2003 18:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I like to move it move it.
I like to move it move it.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 21 November 2003 18:16 (twenty-two years ago)

GOOD TIMES.
Any time you meet a payment.
GOOD TIMES.
Any time you need a friend.
GOOD TIMES.
Any time you're out from under.

Not getting hastled, not getting hustled.

KEEPIN' YOUR HEAD ABOVE WAT-EEEEEEEEEEEER,
Making a wave when you can.

Temporary lay offs!
GOOD TIMES.
Easy credit rip offs!
GOOD TIMES.
Scratchin' and surviving!
GOOD TIMES.
Hangin in a chow line!
GOOD TIMES.
Ain't we lucky we got 'em...

GOOD TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-AAAAAAAA---IIIIIIMES, YEEEEAAAAAAAHHH!

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 21 November 2003 18:17 (twenty-two years ago)

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Well, yes.

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Thursday, 23 September 2004 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Do you remember the video for George Harrison's "Got My Mind Set On You"? For some reason it just came into my head. With his anthropomorphic living room?

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 23 September 2004 16:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahaha that video gave me nightmares! I had to put up with dreams about getting chased by chairs and lamps for three nights; I'd be all running away screaming and then I'd wake up and think "George Harrison, I hate you."

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Thursday, 23 September 2004 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

"Do you remember the video for George Harrison's "Got My Mind Set On You"? For some reason it just came into my head. With his anthropomorphic living room?"

You have now ruined my day. money, whole lot of spendin money... anyway, was this around the travelling Wilburys time?

― aimurchie, Thursday, 23 September 2004 16:12 (twenty-one years ago)

This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long

Couldn't think of any lyrics
No I never wrote the lyrics
So I'll just sing any old lyrics
That come to mind, child

You really need words
Whole lotta rhyming words
You gotta rhyme so many words, mm-mm
To do it, to do it, to do it, to do it
To do it, to do it right, child

This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long

I know that you're probably sore
'Cause I didn't write any more
I just didn't get to complete it
So that's why I gotta repeat it

This song is just six words long (six words long)
This song is just six words long (six words long)

Oh I make a lotta money
They pay me a ton of money
They're payin' me plenty of money
To sing this song, child

I gotta fill time
Three minutes worth of time
Oh, how will I fill so much time, mm-mm
I'll throw in a solo, a solo, a solo
A solo, a solo here

This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long

This song's got nothin' to say
But I'm recording it anyway
I know if I put my mind to it
I know I could find a good rhyme here

Oh, you gotta have-a music
You need really catchy music
This song has got plenty of music
But just six words, child

And so I'll sing' em over
And over and over and over
And over and over and over, mm-mm
And over and over and over
And over and over and over again

Six words long, six words long
Six words long, six words long
Six words long, six words long

This song is just six words long
It's just six words long

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Thursday, 23 September 2004 16:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Wasn't there one of those seizure-inducing mechanical claw things in that video? He was trying to win a ballerina, right? (Am I remembering something completely different?)

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 23 September 2004 16:16 (twenty-one years ago)

"This song is just six words long" = SEVEN WORDS WTF!!?!?!?!?!&(*&#()*&!@(*&*(&$@#(*&$@_#*&$(_@#*&$(

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 23 September 2004 16:16 (twenty-one years ago)

i went to the gas station today and the pa was playing "People Out There Makin' Music Into Gold".
Which is about the same era as "Mexican radio" and for some reason i have connected these songs together for my entire life.
Which probably explains some of my mental illnesses.

― aimurchie, Thursday, 23 September 2004 16:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah there was another video for the same song in which he was trying to win a ballerina. Why there were TWO VIDEOS for that song and why I remember them both is kind of beyond my comprehension.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 23 September 2004 16:17 (twenty-one years ago)

All I know is that I now wish the video for "Ballerina Girl" had included a seizure-inducing mechanical claw.

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Thursday, 23 September 2004 16:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I wish the girl in the video for "Hello" had mechanical claws for hands instead of actual hands.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 23 September 2004 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.cgm.pl/images/media/richie_lionel_hello.jpg

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Thursday, 23 September 2004 16:20 (twenty-one years ago)

CHEEK TO CHEEK

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 23 September 2004 16:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh good god WHY did you people have to remind me of that George Harrison video. I like how the idea of excitement during the instrumental is the stunt double jumping around.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 23 September 2004 16:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh god, now I'm having horrible thoughts about that sick part in that movie with Jordan Catalano where the girls are ass banging with a giant dildo and the men are screaming "ass to ass."

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 23 September 2004 16:31 (twenty-one years ago)

um, xpost

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 23 September 2004 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahaha!

George Harrison in Anal Antics

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 23 September 2004 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

The "Hello" video would have been funnier if she had sculpted his buttocks.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 23 September 2004 16:43 (twenty-one years ago)

http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/auction/Sep/20049236334824102659643.jpg

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Thursday, 23 September 2004 16:45 (twenty-one years ago)

wow.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 23 September 2004 16:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I am done for the day.

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Thursday, 23 September 2004 16:46 (twenty-one years ago)

That just infinitely brightened my day.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 23 September 2004 16:50 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe i can fit the clay head sculpture in his claw.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Thursday, 23 September 2004 16:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I am offering $100 for a copy of that American Music Awards broadcast.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 23 September 2004 16:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I am happy beyond words.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 23 September 2004 16:54 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.macalester.edu/~fines/lionel/media/lionel%20richie%20sculpture.jpg

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Thursday, 23 September 2004 16:55 (twenty-one years ago)

She's been cheating on Lionel with LOU FERRIGNO!!!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 23 September 2004 16:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Or Bruce Campbell's chin.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 23 September 2004 16:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Bruce Campbell's chin has an afro?

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Thursday, 23 September 2004 16:58 (twenty-one years ago)

That sculpture is actually how she breaks the news to Lionel that she's been dating the HULK.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 23 September 2004 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

but that was when the hulk had a mustache, also she can't tell that he's green.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 23 September 2004 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

thirteen years pass...

Looking for a little ro-MAHNCE

― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 January 2018 11:27 (eight years ago)

feel like ilx needs a 't/s: chris de burgh or daniel o'donnell' thread tbh

― your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 30 January 2018 11:33 (eight years ago)

O'Donnell probably objectively worse therefore better

― bizarrer Gandhara (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 30 January 2018 11:34 (eight years ago)

de burgh's a tory ultra tho iirc, gotta take that into yr calculus

― your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 30 January 2018 11:36 (eight years ago)

(nice screen name btw)

― your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 30 January 2018 11:36 (eight years ago)

(thanks I've been watching Monkey)

forgot the Tory thing, O'Donnell definitely ftw then

― bizarrer Gandhara (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 30 January 2018 11:44 (eight years ago)

Having learned about this from 2012, I must share it

https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/features/chris-de-burgh-i-love-myself-im-not-saying-this-in-a-narcissistic-way-8207712.html

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 30 January 2018 14:45 (eight years ago)

holy moses that is uh really something

we're delving deeper into the world of de burgh and the incomparable daniel o'donnell itt btw: CLASH OF THE TITANS: chris de burgh vs daniel o'donnell

― your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 30 January 2018 14:51 (eight years ago)

we're delving deeper into the ~~world~~ spunk of de burgh and the incomparable daniel o'donnell itt btw

― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 30 January 2018 14:52 (eight years ago)

not cool tbh

― your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 30 January 2018 14:53 (eight years ago)

https://streamd.hitparade.ch/cdimages/chris_de_burgh-a_spaceman_came_travelling_s_5.jpg

This is a good cover tbf

― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 30 January 2018 14:55 (eight years ago)

Lynchian again

― Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Tuesday, 30 January 2018 15:02 (eight years ago)

I had to leave that article at the toothpaste

Full disclosure I had to leave the room I was in and I couldn't breathe for a good thirty seconds

― Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Tuesday, 30 January 2018 15:08 (eight years ago)

The toothpaste is definitely a high water mark.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 30 January 2018 15:09 (eight years ago)

it's all a high water mark, to the point where reading it feels like drowning

― your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 30 January 2018 15:10 (eight years ago)

I'm not messing I think it gave me a mild panic attack

― Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Tuesday, 30 January 2018 15:11 (eight years ago)

just wondering if CdB has ever watched Alan Partridge

― bizarrer Gandhara (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 30 January 2018 15:25 (eight years ago)

Just wondering if he is my last boss in a Dudley Moore outfit

― Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Tuesday, 30 January 2018 15:49 (eight years ago)

i've always considered richard madeley the real-life partridge but you could def make a case for de burgh

― your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 30 January 2018 16:12 (eight years ago)

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