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Writer, filmmaker, photographer, restaurant critic, DJ, party organizer, and ex religious student, this man, this...TYRO birthed deep in the wilds of Canada, has fought tooth and nail to make it where he is today. Despite growing up with a name that would unfortunately prompt his fellow ILXers to initially think "a wise guy, eh?", he has soldiered on against all odds, forgoing such trifles as modesty, Hollywood guilt, and even sleep to achieve his ends and show us all up for the time-wasters that we are (not intentionally of course, he's too nice of a guy for that). Right about now (or very soon...) he will be unveiling the significant and notable fruits of his labor to a stellar cast of all who are great and good in Montreal, and the world may never be the same. How can you not love him when all he wants is to entertain you? Ladies and gentlemen, your admiration if you please!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 November 2003 23:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Does he have a sister?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 November 2003 23:21 (twenty-two years ago)

What's that he's doing then?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 21 November 2003 23:25 (twenty-two years ago)

s1utsky rules! i'm his #1 fan!

― geeta (geeta), Friday, 21 November 2003 23:28 (twenty-two years ago)

He is a goodly mang. :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 November 2003 23:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm his #3 fan!

― Maria. (Chris Piuma), Friday, 21 November 2003 23:30 (twenty-two years ago)

when is he coming to NYC??

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 21 November 2003 23:31 (twenty-two years ago)

slutsky's good people. I would gladly treat him to dinner.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 21 November 2003 23:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Slutsky, take your cock out of Nordy's mouth. It's not becoming.

― Markelby (Mark C), Saturday, 22 November 2003 00:02 (twenty-two years ago)

one of these days chris and i (and geeta!) are going to pile into a car, head north, and insist that mr. s1utsky take us on the grand food/film tour of montreal. it will happen, rest assured.

― disco donut (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 22 November 2003 00:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I think 'renaissance man' is a redundant term.

hi, s1utsky.

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 22 November 2003 00:15 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.ajspawn.com/images/renman.jpg

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 22 November 2003 00:16 (twenty-two years ago)

#62714528174 fan!

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 22 November 2003 00:18 (twenty-two years ago)

the most redundant thing about that poster is 'danny devito' and 'solid laughs' i mean duh!!

s1utsky is ok i guess but the 5cient0logy thing is a bit of a turn-off

― jones (actual), Saturday, 22 November 2003 00:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Slutsky kicks ass.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Saturday, 22 November 2003 00:25 (twenty-two years ago)

s1utsky on saganaki cheese. i swooned!

― geeta (geeta), Saturday, 22 November 2003 00:27 (twenty-two years ago)

What Jody said

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Saturday, 22 November 2003 00:31 (twenty-two years ago)

he is pretty nice. he answers my questions.

― Dean Gulberry (deangulberry), Saturday, 22 November 2003 00:33 (twenty-two years ago)

he rules.

― typo acapulco (gcannon), Saturday, 22 November 2003 00:34 (twenty-two years ago)

birthed deep in the wilds of Canada

Makes him sound like
http://ffmedia.ign.com/x-men/multimedia/feature/wolverine.jpg

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 22 November 2003 03:17 (twenty-two years ago)

"resto"!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 22 November 2003 03:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Yay for s1utsky!

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― Pancakes For Breakfast! (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 22 November 2003 03:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Slutsky, take your cock out of Nordy's mouth. It's not becoming.

You're obsessed! Don't cream in yer corduroys, "Markelby". ;P

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 22 November 2003 03:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I approve immensely of Slutsky.

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 22 November 2003 14:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I love Sluts!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 22 November 2003 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

me too.

oh, and s1utsky too.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 22 November 2003 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

*high-five*

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 22 November 2003 18:06 (twenty-two years ago)

holy shit!

― s1utsky (slutsky), Saturday, 22 November 2003 18:34 (twenty-two years ago)

"solid laughs" has to be the most deadened praise ever

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 22 November 2003 18:37 (twenty-two years ago)

"no half-hearted tittering trailing off uncomfortably here!"

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 22 November 2003 18:38 (twenty-two years ago)

that movie is on late at night like every night here! i've seen it so many times!

― s1utsky (slutsky), Saturday, 22 November 2003 18:39 (twenty-two years ago)

it's not bad, actually.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 22 November 2003 18:39 (twenty-two years ago)

solid laughs!

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 22 November 2003 18:40 (twenty-two years ago)

the best part is the rock/rap battle in the van

― s1utsky (slutsky), Saturday, 22 November 2003 18:41 (twenty-two years ago)

and the "shakespeare rap"

― s1utsky (slutsky), Saturday, 22 November 2003 18:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I think the best part is when Marky Mark is taught how to play a funky beat on his desk.

(x-post!)

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 22 November 2003 18:43 (twenty-two years ago)

"my name is hamlet and I'm here to say!"

― s1utsky (slutsky), Saturday, 22 November 2003 18:44 (twenty-two years ago)

ts: renaissance man hamlet rap vs. cosby show macbeth rap

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 22 November 2003 18:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I really wish I could find the video box I once saw on which a critic enthusiastically proclaimed that the film was "A COMEDY!"

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 22 November 2003 18:45 (twenty-two years ago)

that's like this video box I saw once with the quote "YOUNG, LIKEABLE CAST!" on the cover!

― s1utsky (slutsky), Saturday, 22 November 2003 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)

better than having this quoted on the cover (its from a bootlegged chinese dvd i have)

― Elliot (Elliot), Saturday, 22 November 2003 18:54 (twenty-two years ago)

ha! bad jodes!

― s1utsky (slutsky), Saturday, 22 November 2003 18:56 (twenty-two years ago)

i think they just randomly found some english to put on the front (and mangle) and it just happened to be from a bad review. Either that or the designer wanted to warn people.

― Elliot (Elliot), Saturday, 22 November 2003 18:58 (twenty-two years ago)

That's amazing, though! It's like the person who typed it has spatial dyslexia!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 22 November 2003 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I totally want Slutsky's job.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 22 November 2003 19:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't think of any explanation for this one though.

― Elliot (Elliot), Saturday, 22 November 2003 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

ha!

― s1utsky (slutsky), Saturday, 22 November 2003 19:05 (twenty-two years ago)

this is still the best

― s1utsky (slutsky), Saturday, 22 November 2003 19:08 (twenty-two years ago)

hahah!!

― Elliot (Elliot), Saturday, 22 November 2003 19:14 (twenty-two years ago)

The english subtitles on these are often like that for the entire movie.

― Elliot (Elliot), Saturday, 22 November 2003 19:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Hi!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 22 November 2003 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

How did it go?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 22 November 2003 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

really great! the house was packed and it turned into a big dance party at the end! ask elliot, he came and introduced himself to me! hi elliot!

― s1utsky (slutsky), Saturday, 22 November 2003 23:18 (twenty-two years ago)

hey! that was my first ever "hey i know you from the internet" intro. only slightly awkward ;)

It was amazing, both the screening and dance party! I hadn't seen any of the original films, but they showed this retrospective deadpan-a-licious documentary of the past 5 years that had me (and everyone there!) laughing our asses off. great job! I look forward to seeing some of the originals.
Is there any way you can ultra-compress it (divx maybe) and put it up? I can help with the compression, and depending on how big it is maybe host it on a school server or something. ILXors should have a chance to see this glorious piece of filmmaking!

― Elliot (Elliot), Sunday, 23 November 2003 00:29 (twenty-two years ago)

wait, that should obviously read deadpan-tastic.

― Elliot (Elliot), Sunday, 23 November 2003 00:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I can host stuff if it is small!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Sunday, 23 November 2003 00:52 (twenty-two years ago)

we've all sort of agreed that we're not crazy about putting stuff on the internet, mostly because of small-screens and weird compression and stuff, i guess we're old-fashioned! but maybe our minds will change one day, thanks for the offer!

― s1utsky (slutsky), Sunday, 23 November 2003 00:54 (twenty-two years ago)

by the way cybele gave me her dancehall mix cd last night and it is FANTASTIC!

― s1utsky (slutsky), Sunday, 23 November 2003 00:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Yay restaurant reviewing! Yay Montreal!

― Paul Eater (eater), Sunday, 23 November 2003 01:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Is there any way you can ultra-compress it (divx maybe) and put it up? I can help with the compression, and depending on how big it is maybe host it on a school server or something.

I can stream it as a pretty high-quality mpeg4. Let me know.

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Sunday, 23 November 2003 02:18 (twenty-two years ago)

keepin' it real!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Sunday, 23 November 2003 05:28 (twenty-two years ago)

but we're in the process (and have been for a while for some reason) of making dvds!

― s1utsky (slutsky), Sunday, 23 November 2003 06:15 (twenty-two years ago)

nice!

― Elliot (Elliot), Sunday, 23 November 2003 06:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Where do I sign up? Paypal or plastic?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Sunday, 23 November 2003 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)

we're not sure about that yet! initially of course they'll be sold at shows, and then perhaps at record and video stores, and so on and so forth etc! until everyone is RICH!!! everyone!!

― s1utsky (slutsky), Sunday, 23 November 2003 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Will I be rich with Canadian wampum bucks?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 23 November 2003 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Another reason s1utsky is good!=

He! uses! as! many! exclamation! marks! as! I! do!!!!!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Sunday, 23 November 2003 19:54 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00009ATJR.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Sunday, 23 November 2003 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

ned I still owe you one! soon, I promise!

also, I'm kind of exciteable!

― s1utsky (slutsky), Sunday, 23 November 2003 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

yay! :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 23 November 2003 20:09 (twenty-two years ago)

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