"I'm sorry for eating that one guy."

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See, the Germans ARE polite.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 23 November 2003 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)

what. the. hell.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 23 November 2003 18:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Flambeed penis. No more wurst for me.

― Patrick Kinghorn, Sunday, 23 November 2003 18:41 (twenty-two years ago)

That's one of the best photos of a cannibal I've ever seen.

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 23 November 2003 18:41 (twenty-two years ago)

He's so happy!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 23 November 2003 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)

"mmm 13 yr old homeless Vietnamese mute! with pineapple - California style!"

― cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 23 November 2003 19:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Eat me, eat you, incredibly delicious too
Gourmet, flambe, serve you up an entree
Intake, home bake, you're the icing on the cake
Full up, can't stop, dicing on a chop chop

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 23 November 2003 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Am I right in thinking he had another victim tied up who changed his mind, so he just like, let him go?

― F. Anthony O'Reilly (Ferg), Sunday, 23 November 2003 21:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Consensual cannibalism, Mr O'Reilly.

Regarding the matter of how happy he appears, it seems clear that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Sunday, 23 November 2003 21:19 (twenty-two years ago)

The scary part is in the last line of the report - "...cannibalism is not illegal under German law." What, like they didn't think of it?

― \\\dr.Nightdub, Sunday, 23 November 2003 22:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Or that their reasoning is that once a body is dead, it's not so important what happens to it - it's the killing thar counts. I think that's a pretty tenable position.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 23 November 2003 22:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Certainly a very logical position. Though there are usually laws in place about what you can and cannot do with a dead body. But he started eating the fellow whilst he was still alive.

― mouse, Sunday, 23 November 2003 22:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I think that can be handled in all kinds of assault laws, though.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 23 November 2003 23:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I certainly hope not. Next they'll be hauling all the sado-masochists off to the pokey.

― mouse, Sunday, 23 November 2003 23:36 (twenty-two years ago)

That actually happens pretty regularly.

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 23 November 2003 23:44 (twenty-two years ago)

(In the States, at least.)

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 23 November 2003 23:44 (twenty-two years ago)

What the... what... how... uh....

*brain undergoes a meltdown*

― Pancakes For Breakfast! (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 24 November 2003 01:20 (twenty-two years ago)

WHERE IS THAT PIC OF JESS AT THE NYC FAP????

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 24 November 2003 14:36 (twenty-two years ago)

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/spencerchow/jess.jpg

― Allyzay, Monday, 24 November 2003 14:47 (twenty-two years ago)

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39516000/jpg/_39516534_cannibal_afp203body.jpg

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 24 November 2003 14:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Ugh.

― Chris B. Sure (Chris V), Monday, 24 November 2003 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)

HAHAHAHAHA I am filled with delight and coffee now!

― Allyzay, Monday, 24 November 2003 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

If this psycho gets a book deal, I'll vomit and have a hissyfit.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 24 November 2003 15:05 (twenty-two years ago)

who the fuck would agree to lop off their penis?

― Chris B. Sure (Chris V), Monday, 24 November 2003 15:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Look, he was really hungry, ok?

― NA (Nick A.), Monday, 24 November 2003 15:07 (twenty-two years ago)

i put out a classified ad for something similar to what this german bloke did.
but mine was a joke.
and i got no replies.

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 24 November 2003 15:13 (twenty-two years ago)

two years pass...

http://www.rohtenburg.de/downloads/rohtenburg_trailer_600x250_stereo.mov

that was fast!

― Yawn (Wintermute), Saturday, 28 January 2006 19:56 (twenty years ago)

Keri Russell?!?

― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Saturday, 28 January 2006 21:30 (twenty years ago)

Ah, how perfect. The story that captured the imagination of a nation now becomes a major motion picture. This is going to be like Germany's version of "The Natural." Not a dry eye in the house.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Saturday, 28 January 2006 21:52 (twenty years ago)

isn't it time you changed your name?

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 28 January 2006 21:56 (twenty years ago)

You could be right.

― The Homosexual Internet Sex Cannibal (kenan), Saturday, 28 January 2006 22:03 (twenty years ago)

a little too otm

― gear (gear), Saturday, 28 January 2006 22:10 (twenty years ago)

three months pass...

So much for what politeness can get you.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

Gah, that above link lead me to this most insane looking of animated features:
http://www.senator.de/Preview/Filme/Das-kleine-Arschloch-und-der-alte-Sack.php

Characters include:
Der alte Sack
Das kleine Arschloch
Hund Peppi
1000 nymphomanische Krankenschwestern
Flugenten

― Abbott (Abbott), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

The dude looks terrifying :

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41222000/jpg/_41222728_cannibal_afp203.jpg

Do you think they'll let him work in the prison kitchen?

xpost

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

"I was only following orders---oh, wait..."

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

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