talking about yr sex(/"love") life on ilx, c. or d.

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where C = creep & D = dork

― , Monday, 24 November 2003 05:32 (twenty-two years ago)

hi it's me, duane, sorry i didnt mean to post "anonymously"

― duane, Monday, 24 November 2003 05:34 (twenty-two years ago)

lame thread tho, i only did it cause i thought of that "c. or d." joke...pretty great! might use it again!

― duane, Monday, 24 November 2003 05:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Hahaha DO!

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 24 November 2003 05:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Hi Duane!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Monday, 24 November 2003 05:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I knew it was you cos you said 'creep', i was like, who else would say that?

― maryann (maryann), Monday, 24 November 2003 06:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Thom Yorke?

― hstencil, Monday, 24 November 2003 06:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Duane wrote the chorus of that song fyi

― maryann (maryann), Monday, 24 November 2003 06:15 (twenty-two years ago)

duane - creep, gripper, rude, also *-*

― maryann (maryann), Monday, 24 November 2003 06:18 (twenty-two years ago)

"luckily" i don't have this problem

― ron (ron), Monday, 24 November 2003 06:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Obviously Duane isn't a creep, rude or a gripper I mean those are the words he uses, like when he writes Thom Yorke's songs

― maryann (maryann), Monday, 24 November 2003 06:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Big fat dud, unless posting anonymously seeking advice.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 24 November 2003 06:29 (twenty-two years ago)

dud is not one of the choices!

― ron (ron), Monday, 24 November 2003 06:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, terrible isn't it, people talking about their actual lives when we could be talking about far more important issues such as kittens or Technotronic.

If you don't like threads about people's love and/or sex lives, don't read them! It's not compulsory.

― Marcello Carlin, Monday, 24 November 2003 09:20 (twenty-two years ago)

sex, kittens and Technotronic are all equally over-rated

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 24 November 2003 10:11 (twenty-two years ago)

your perspective only, pal.

― Marcello Carlin, Monday, 24 November 2003 10:16 (twenty-two years ago)

i shall attempt to prove it by science

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 24 November 2003 10:17 (twenty-two years ago)

or by number of ILX threads on each

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 24 November 2003 10:18 (twenty-two years ago)

maybe relates to ilxor inna circleness or something; also if you've met any other ilxors. i haven't to my knowledge, so it's a different sort of game. nor do i studiously leave that stuff out though.

― enrique (Enrique), Monday, 24 November 2003 10:19 (twenty-two years ago)

nb: i would certainly agree that having sex with kittens or members of Technotronic is exceptionally overrated. not that i would know you understand; my highly trained team of specialist assistants do all the groundwork.

― Marcello Carlin, Monday, 24 November 2003 10:25 (twenty-two years ago)

There are men and women who, upon every occasion one meets them, talk so seamlessly of themselves one wonders how they managed to listen ong enough to have acquired the power of speech in the first place.

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Monday, 24 November 2003 10:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't believe I've ever listened to an ong.

― Marcello Carlin, Monday, 24 November 2003 10:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey Jerry, are you going to see Morley at Cherry Jam this evening?

― Marcello Carlin, Monday, 24 November 2003 10:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't like to talk about my problems on ILE because it has a tendency to boomerang (or at least that's what I've seen happen to other posters who attempt it, even anonymously) or looks like wallowing or other self-indulgence (and sometimes I say so). Also I don't do anonymous posts - if I'm committing my words to posterity I can at least take responsibility for those words. However if I can help someone who is having a problem, I will.

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 24 November 2003 11:01 (twenty-two years ago)

hmm -- you are kind of anon tho? i've no idea what yr name is fer example.

if this is down for posterity though, i'm gonna have to make some changes...

― enrique (Enrique), Monday, 24 November 2003 11:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Her name really is Suzy, and she's the loveliest and kindest of people. I always look forward to seeing her and Ed on the increasingly rare occasions when I venture out to FAPs.

― Marcello Carlin, Monday, 24 November 2003 11:11 (twenty-two years ago)

oh, no, i didn't mean her name wasn't suzy, but that's quite google-safe. my name isn't exactly enrique. phonetically it is tho'.

― enrique (Enrique), Monday, 24 November 2003 11:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Henry K? You're not Henry Kissinger are you?

― Marcello Carlin, Monday, 24 November 2003 11:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Or lovable Going For Gold host Henry Kelly??????????????

― Marcello Carlin, Monday, 24 November 2003 11:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Or maverick improv guitarist Henry Kaiser???????!!???!?!!!!!???

― Marcello Carlin, Monday, 24 November 2003 11:18 (twenty-two years ago)

bang on mc -- henry k it is. the way kissinger signs his name is inspirational, even if it is with the bloodied stump of a timorese child's arm.

i spent four days locked in a rumplestiltskin-esque battle to keep my middle name secret for drug-based reasons once, and i'm stuck in the habit now.

― enrique (Enrique), Monday, 24 November 2003 11:20 (twenty-two years ago)

marcello if you don't like threads like this you don't have to read em!

― duane, Monday, 24 November 2003 21:12 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm sorry if i offended any of you dorks tho, sorry

― duane, Monday, 24 November 2003 21:14 (twenty-two years ago)

i feel bad about this now

― duane, Monday, 24 November 2003 21:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Duane, don't worry about it :)

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 24 November 2003 22:25 (twenty-two years ago)

hey everyone hey i just got some

― duane, Tuesday, 25 November 2003 08:37 (twenty-two years ago)

beer & now i'm gonna drink it

― duane, Tuesday, 25 November 2003 08:37 (twenty-two years ago)

& then later i'm gonna

― duane, Tuesday, 25 November 2003 08:38 (twenty-two years ago)

(unintelligable)

― duane, Tuesday, 25 November 2003 08:39 (twenty-two years ago)

shit i spelled that wrong, sorry im drubnk as sdhit

― duane, Tuesday, 25 November 2003 08:40 (twenty-two years ago)

feel lucky/get lucky

― duane, Tuesday, 25 November 2003 08:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Luck is for lotteries, not love

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 08:52 (twenty-two years ago)

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