Random stupid silly quotes from the weekend's conversations

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Me, talking about Cpt. Picard-"He's a cool, calm, collected motherfucker"

My mother talking about fuel gauges-"They're fierce tizicky (?) things, them fuel gauges"

― Michael B, Tuesday, 25 November 2003 10:56 (twenty-two years ago)

flatmate: what are you doing this weekend
me: your mum

i felt young again

― ken c, Tuesday, 25 November 2003 11:18 (twenty-two years ago)

By myself in supermarket: "Dill pickle where the fuck you at?"

On phone:
Me: "Everything's fine!"
Mom: "You sure?"

― Dancing Queen, Tuesday, 25 November 2003 12:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Again, talking to myself, but reading ILX, and nodding sagely: "Hmm. Would I fuck Micheal Jackson for a million dollars."

― Dancing Queen, Tuesday, 25 November 2003 12:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Mere minutes ago.

― Dancing Queen, Tuesday, 25 November 2003 12:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't stop watching the Next Generation from 12-1 at night on Sky One. MAKE IT SO.

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 12:29 (twenty-two years ago)

"Ever notice it's always Warf who gets pucked around the place?"

― Michael B, Tuesday, 25 November 2003 12:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Not just this past weekend but myself and a friend were going to the National Aquatic Centre a few weeks ago and we sat into another friends car and he said "put on your belts there will you", to which we replied "yeah we have them on". So 5 minutes later we're on the main road and he says "sorry lads can you put on your belts there please" and we're laughing a bit and say "eh yeah they're on".

Later still.

"Ok we're getting on the motorway now, can you put on your belts there guys".

So we invented a mythology for our friend, namely that he has an obsession with belts and collects them. All weekend whenever he complained about anything or disagreed we were like "FUCK THIS SHIT, TELL ME A STORY, BUT MAKE IT SO THERE ARE BELTS, ALL OVER ME, ALL KINDS OF BELTS" or "LADS TALK ABOUT ME, ME AND MY BELTS....."

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 12:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Q: "Is that her up there?"
A: "Is her ass taking up the whole balcony?"

― Sarah Pedal (call mr. lee), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh yes, and:

"Seeing the BJM (Brian Jonestown Massacre) is like being gangbanged. Not that I know what that feels like."

― Sarah Pedal (call mr. lee), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

B: "Oh no! The little kid is sitting in a mine field! And they have have to rescue him!"
Me: "Oh, c'mon, no main characters died by stepping on a mine"
B: "Oh, you're right. I wish they'd have more episodes about the nun with the pickup truck."
Me: "Yeah."

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 18:03 (twenty-two years ago)

"TALIBAN STYLE!"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 18:04 (twenty-two years ago)

(at The Features' show, after a totally rockin' song)

Me: WoooooooOOOOOOOOooooooo!
N: What are you doing? No, it's like WoooooOOOOOO!
Me: WooooooOOOOO?
N: Much better.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

B: "Ha! They misspelled 'Jacqueline'"
Me: "You know what the real Kennedy Curse is? Looking like Eunice! Or Teddy."

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 18:06 (twenty-two years ago)

T: "He was hitting on me with donuts!"

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 18:17 (twenty-two years ago)

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