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Beans. I love beans! Sometimes, I think I like them just as much as chips and I LOVE chips.
One time at Christmas I called my dad a gobshite and a fuckin arsehole. Then I went to Mandy’s Fryer and had chips with Christmas gravy. It was grand because they give you loads! I make sure I put chips in every meal I have – that or beans.
In fact, you can get addicted to chips. There’s a chemical in them called potattium that gets released into your blood stream and that’s what I’m addicted to.
I’m going to go and get some chips from the shop then after that when my flatmates are all safely tucked up in bed, I always like to go to a rough pub and get in a fight with a BIG UGLY GIRL. She’s kind of my girlfriend but she always pretends she doesn’t know me, stupid slag.
Anyway, next week I’m going go-karting. I always pick the black one because it goes faster. My friends say they’re all the same but after all, I should know best because I’ve been there twice now.

― MARTIN POCKMARK (dog latin), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 14:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I love you. If you have beans with chips AND cheese it goes mushy and is lishdelish.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/extra/dewey/art/objet113-1.gif

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 14:19 (twenty-one years ago)

OK Dan,now post a hilarious beans themed picture.....

― smee (smee), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 14:20 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.ariafritta.it/images/mr_bean_laden.jpg

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 14:24 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.sophos.com/images/viruses/w32missworld2.jpg

(xpost)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 14:32 (twenty-one years ago)

yours is infinitely scarier

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 14:34 (twenty-one years ago)

What are the chances in having two mr bean superimpositions on one thread eh? Gor!

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 27 November 2003 10:07 (twenty-one years ago)

God I'd love chips and beans right now.

― Sarah (starry), Thursday, 27 November 2003 10:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I love chips & beans, but i like the chips to still be crispy.

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 27 November 2003 10:19 (twenty-one years ago)

use varnish instead of vinegar.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 27 November 2003 10:23 (twenty-one years ago)

it's not the vinegar making them soggy!!!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 27 November 2003 10:26 (twenty-one years ago)

it's not the vinegar making them not soggy!!!!!!

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 27 November 2003 10:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I love soggy chip-shop chips more than crispy ones. What I don't like is overly firm or thick chips.

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 27 November 2003 10:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, I don't understand the appeal of really thick chips either. If I'd wanted potato wedges..

When I am abroad I sometimes get a craving for a big plate of eggs, chips and beans.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 27 November 2003 10:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Big chips > French Fries.

French Fries aren't nice.

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 27 November 2003 11:06 (twenty-one years ago)

RJG, wtf? Why are you just repeating what I have said?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 27 November 2003 11:07 (twenty-one years ago)

He put in a sneaky wee 'not' PinkP...

― smee (smee), Thursday, 27 November 2003 11:08 (twenty-one years ago)

RJG, wtf? Why are you just repeating what I have said?

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 27 November 2003 11:09 (twenty-one years ago)

You're a bunch of idiots who can't handle their drink!

― MARTIN POCKMARK (dog latin), Thursday, 27 November 2003 11:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm going for chips at lunch now. Because of this thread. I will check to see if they do beans. You bastards, I'm meant to be being HEALTHY!

― Sarah (starry), Thursday, 27 November 2003 11:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Beans are healthy and chips are potatoes - veg for lunch = healthy ;0)

― smee (smee), Thursday, 27 November 2003 11:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I will feel too much of a sad bastard sitting in the chip shop by myself with chips and beans... or will I?

― Sarah (starry), Thursday, 27 November 2003 11:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Of course not.

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 27 November 2003 11:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Get cheese too!

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 27 November 2003 11:37 (twenty-one years ago)

How long has Michel Houellebecq been posting to ilx?

― a shotgun, Thursday, 27 November 2003 11:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I will feel too much of a sad bastard sitting in the chip shop by myself with chips and beans... or will I?

I do this every mealtime - you don't get anyone calling me sad!

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 27 November 2003 11:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I have cheese & beans for lunch but with a jacket potato instead of chips.

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 27 November 2003 11:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Bah! My comedy alias scuppered! Bugger.

― dog latin aka martin (dog latin), Thursday, 27 November 2003 11:42 (twenty-one years ago)

bloody automatic log in %&^$!

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 27 November 2003 11:42 (twenty-one years ago)

It's best if the beans are kidney beans and are in a minging hot chilli.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 27 November 2003 11:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Who's Michel Houllebecq?

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 27 November 2003 11:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I believe you can get potattium patches now.

― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 27 November 2003 11:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Erm dog latin, you do know we could see it was you all along, right?

― smee (smee), Thursday, 27 November 2003 11:47 (twenty-one years ago)

only if you look at the ip. non?

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 27 November 2003 11:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Nope -

MARTIN POCKMARK (martin@pockmark.com), November 25th, 2003 2:14 PM. (dog latin) (later)

― smee (smee), Thursday, 27 November 2003 11:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Only if you have the show all setting thing on, which I don't. As it spoils grebt comedy moments, don't worry DL, I never knew :)

― Sarah (starry), Thursday, 27 November 2003 12:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't see what smee said she saw. :-( Oh well.

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 27 November 2003 12:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Change your settings then!

― smee (smee), Thursday, 27 November 2003 12:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Can't see those settings. Do they just let you view them or do they stop people from seeing you? Also, not wanting to derail my own thread - how does the users rankings work exactly? I'm always very low down on the list - is this normal?

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 27 November 2003 12:41 (twenty-one years ago)

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