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It works!

― Aleister Crowley, Tuesday, 25 November 2003 15:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 15:14 (twenty-one years ago)

i suppose you think you're pretty clever and you'd be right

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 15:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Please god don't let there be any parody threads.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 25 November 2003 15:23 (twenty-one years ago)

is this some kind of evil spell?

― Fuzzy (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

"Your search - bing, bing, ickle ting, illy illy illy wee - did not match any documents."

Google is RUBBISH.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

It's like Harry Potter on crack.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't you do the traffic on Radio 5?

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Chapter 3:

Chapter 4:

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 15:33 (twenty-one years ago)

the thread-starter can shut up now

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Does this mean the InterWeb is the modern ouija board?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

A few corrections:

"teuring" should of course read "Turing"; "Otteline" should be "Ottoline"; and "bardin" should be "Bardin".

Apologies.

― Aleister Crowley, Tuesday, 25 November 2003 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.btinternet.com/~quinnster1/satan.jpg

Whatever it is you want, hurry up and make it quick. Can't you see I'm busy?

― Mephistopheles (Matt DC), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 15:45 (twenty-one years ago)

That's "Mephistotheles":

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 15:49 (twenty-one years ago)

No, it's Mistoffelees

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

it just goes to show that even the wickedest man in the world can make mistakes.

(and by 'wickedest' I'm not talking about Normski)

― Fuzzy (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Mister Feelies.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Magical Mister Feelies?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

From the land of Twinklebottom and the Mystical Mounds.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 15:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Are we still talking about "Cats"?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, in a way, in a way...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Is this a thread about Elf?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 15:54 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.crossroads.wild.net.au/hang.jpg

Iris passes around her cups with a sacrament from the Cauldron-Well to the audience.

The Owl/ Weaver and the Heron flutter down from their perches (Binah and Chokmah). The Weaver takes her position in the centre of the Pentagram, in front of Spinner and Cutter, forming a 6-armed 2-legged 3-headed kama-kali spider formation with them, and weaves with white thread a pentagram -invoking of spirit:- between the ajna piercings (jewellery retained from Pentagrammaton Part I) of the five elemental initiates as they chant/hum the third eye tone, joined after a while by harp and plucked strings. Spinner and Cutter exit.

The Heron finishes his dance and ‘flies’ offstage.

― fletrejet, Tuesday, 25 November 2003 15:59 (twenty-one years ago)

right then. Who gave Shaun Ryder internet access?

― Jeremy the Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

So thats why it didn't work. The *third* eye tone!!! I was using the second all this time.

― fletrejet, Tuesday, 25 November 2003 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

is this the conceptual art thread?

― ken c, Tuesday, 25 November 2003 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

No art just magickal science.

― fletrejet, Tuesday, 25 November 2003 16:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Is ILX being entered for the Turner prize?

― Pete S, Tuesday, 25 November 2003 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I am not sure about "Mishima", since it is not his real name ("Hiraoka Kimitake").

― Aleister Crowley, Tuesday, 25 November 2003 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

No God only religion?

― Jeremy the Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't we already have a "Finnegans Wake" thread?

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 16:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Is ILX being entered for the Turner prize?

We SO should.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 16:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Tracey Emin already filled the entire lining of a two man tent with written extracts from ILX

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Who's on for being cut in half and stuck in a tank of formaldehyde?

― Jonathan Z., Tuesday, 25 November 2003 16:26 (twenty-one years ago)

i nominate 'Opkins, naturally

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 16:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Turner Prize: classic or dud?

― ken c, Tuesday, 25 November 2003 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Hurrah For Jeanne F. Zero tolerance for pretentious thread-starters who think they're just HILARIOUS!

(if that *is* what she meant, and it might not be)

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 16:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Tracey Emin already filled the entire lining of a two man tent with written extracts from ILX

She should have stuck around for another week.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.mephiskapheles.com/images/kmephiskapheles.gif

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

my spine hurts

― kephm, Tuesday, 25 November 2003 20:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Markelby -- that was precisely what I meant.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

But this thread starter doesn't think themself hilarious, they think themself be concocting the magick methinks!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 20:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Every time we open this thread, another soul is sucked into the Chamber of Secrets.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 21:31 (twenty-one years ago)

*click* *SHLORP* *burp*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 21:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Every time we open this thread, another soul is sucked into the Chamber of Secrets (aka Ned).

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 21:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Yay!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 21:34 (twenty-one years ago)

oh no everyone who posts on this thread will die! unless they go to the creepy island and find the psychic's witch-daughter's ghost's watery grave etc etc

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 21:43 (twenty-one years ago)

d'oh!

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 21:44 (twenty-one years ago)

everyone who posts to this thread will die in exactly 7 days, unless they can get someone else to read this thread by sending them a link.

― ken c, Tuesday, 25 November 2003 21:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Chain posting? Perps die a wretched death!

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 21:59 (twenty-one years ago)

God is alive, magic is afoot
God is alive, magic is afoot
God is alive, magic is afoot
God is afoot, magic is alive
Alive is afoot, magic never died
God never sickened
Many poor men lied
Many sick men lied
Magic never weakened
Magic never hid
Magic always ruled
God is afoot, God never died
God was ruler
Though his funeral lengthened
Though his mourners thickened
Magic never fled
Though his shrouds were hoisted
The naked God did live
Though his words were twisted
The naked magic thrived
Though his death was published
Round and round the world
The heart did not believe
Many hurt men wondered
Many struck men bled
Magic never faltered
Magic always lead
Many stones were rolled
But God would not lie down
Many wild men lied
Many fat men listened
Though they offered stones
Magic still was fed
Though they locked their coffers
God was always served
Magic is afoot, God is alive
Alive is afoot
Alive is in command
Many weak men hungered
Many strong men thrived
Though they boast of solitude
God was at their side
Nor the dreamer in his cell
Nor the captain on the hill
Magic is alive
Though his death was pardoned
Round and round the world
The heart would not believe

Though laws were carved in marble
They could not shelter men
Though altars built in parliaments
They could not order men
Police arrested magic and magic went with them
Mmmmm.... for magic loves the hungry
But magic would not tarry
It moves from arm to arm
It would not stay with them
Magic is afoot
It cannot come to harm
It rests in an empty palm
It spawns in an empty mind
But magic is no instrument
Magic is the end
Many men drove magic
But magic stayed behind
Many strong men lied
They only passed through magic
And out the other side
Many weak men lied
They came to God in secret
And though they left Him nourished
They would not tell who healed
Though mountains danced before them
They said that God was dead
Though his shrouds were hoisted
The naked God did live
This I mean to whisper to my mind
This I mean to laugh within my mind
This I mean my mind to serve
Til' service is but magic
Moving through the world
And mind itself is magic
Coursing through the flesh
And flesh itself is magic
Dancing on a clock
And time itself
The magic length of God

― l cohen (nickn), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 22:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuc dis shit!

― Patrick Kinghorn, Tuesday, 25 November 2003 22:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Eat my smeg

― Patrick Kinghorn, Tuesday, 25 November 2003 23:09 (twenty-one years ago)

... Hawaii to Las Vegas, special treatment all the way!

― Tenacious Dee (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 23:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Markelby = John Franklin Bardin
corduroys = new white

― Aleister Crowley, Wednesday, 26 November 2003 09:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Is an insult an insult if you don't get it?

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 13:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes.

― Aleister Crowley, Thursday, 27 November 2003 10:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Dick off, dick.

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 27 November 2003 10:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't have a cow Barry

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 27 November 2003 11:03 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

I'm still alive.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 8 May 2005 16:42 (twenty years ago)

Yay!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 8 May 2005 17:00 (twenty years ago)

O CAPTAIN! my Captain! our fearful trip is done;
The ship has weather’d every rack, the prize we sought is won;
The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting,
While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring:
But O heart! heart! heart! 5
O the bleeding drops of red,
Where on the deck my Captain lies,
Fallen cold and dead.

2
O Captain! my Captain! rise up and hear the bells;
Rise up—for you the flag is flung—for you the bugle trills; 10
For you bouquets and ribbon’d wreaths—for you the shores a-crowding;
For you they call, the swaying mass, their eager faces turning;
Here Captain! dear father!
This arm beneath your head;
It is some dream that on the deck, 15
You’ve fallen cold and dead.

3
My Captain does not answer, his lips are pale and still;
My father does not feel my arm, he has no pulse nor will;
The ship is anchor’d safe and sound, its voyage closed and done;
From fearful trip, the victor ship, comes in with object won; 20
Exult, O shores, and ring, O bells!
But I, with mournful tread,
Walk the deck my Captain lies,
Fallen cold and dead.

― Walt Whitman, Sunday, 8 May 2005 22:32 (twenty years ago)

Fuck off asshole! Can't you see I'm sleeping here?

― Abraham Lincoln, Sunday, 8 May 2005 22:33 (twenty years ago)

Sickle ting? Freakin' Chinese Communists...

― That's not cocaine! It's Ian Riese-Moraine! (Eastern Mantra), Monday, 9 May 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)

Dick off, dick.
-- Markelby (boyincorduro...) (webmail), November 27th, 2003 2:38 AM. (Mark C) (link)

PAHAHA

― Mr. Harvey Weinstein (mr harvey weinstein), Monday, 9 May 2005 17:51 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

Refresh.

― Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 12 June 2006 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

I don't post nasty things any more :(

― Crimea River (Mark C), Monday, 12 June 2006 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

I am contemplating making a new thread from this title, translated into pig Latin. Someone stop me.

― JTS (JTS), Monday, 12 June 2006 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

Stop.

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Monday, 12 June 2006 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

Do it in ubba-dubba.

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Monday, 12 June 2006 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

ASL. (ysi?)

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 12 June 2006 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

Your search - "ubba dubba translator" - did not match any documents.

― JTS (JTS), Monday, 12 June 2006 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

Thubbat's tubboo bubbad.

― Jubbesubbus Dubban (Dan Perry), Monday, 12 June 2006 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

Sing, sing a song

― Total Fucking Darkness (sexyDancer), Monday, 12 June 2006 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

I do not understand any of this. Should I feel stupid or profoundly relieved?

― chap who would dare to be a nerd, not a geek (chap), Monday, 12 June 2006 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

ubbit's ubbubbubby dubbubbubby, nubbot ubbubbubba dubbubbubba! frubbom zubboom, rubbight?

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Monday, 12 June 2006 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

Whubboops. Wubbell, ubbit's bubbeen twubbentubby plubbus yubbears subbince UbbI lubbast subbaw Zubboom, cubbut mubbe subbome slubback.

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Monday, 12 June 2006 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

Zoom's Ubbi Dubbi translator.

(RIP Zoom)

― Damn, Atreyu! (x Jeremy), Monday, 12 June 2006 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

Ubbi fubbound thubbe trubbanslubbatubbor! Ubbalthubbough ubbit ubbusubbes ubba subbingubble "bubbee" ubbas ubboppubbossubbed tubbo thubbe dubboububble "bubbee," ubband thubbey spubbell ubbit wubbith ubba tubbermubbinubbal "ubbeye" ubband nubbot thubbe "whubbeye."

lubbink: http://pbskids.org/cgi-registry/zoom/ubbidubbi.cgi

ubbecks-pubbost GUBBOD DUBBAMN UBBIT jubber bubbeat mubbe

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Monday, 12 June 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

ok, i have to stop now

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Monday, 12 June 2006 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

bubing, bubing, ubickuble tubing, ubilluby ubilluby ubilluby wubee. Subickuble tubing, subickuble tubing. hmmmmmm - ubumpuba ubumpuba ubumpuba, Ubi smubell thube blubood ubof thube trubicubotubeusubes. Pubickubetuby, pubickubetuby, pubickubetuby pubick. Subillubing subillubing tubeurubing, rubing cubycuble buburnubing rubing. Tubing tuba tuba tubing tuba tuba flubippubetuby flubip, buburnstubein bubickuble ubickuble bubardubin's pubercherubon. Subingluby, duboubluby, Mubishubimuba's duboububle. Ubit's uba wubonduberfubul thubing. Trubippubetuby drubippubetuby hubumphrubey plubugg. Cubome hubithuber, thubithuber, zubithuber, uballubiterubatiubon bubad subad, crubade. Nubot thube slubightubest trubemubor ubof fuborguberuby. Nubot thube subarubin ubattubacks. Nubot thube blubue puberubiubod, blubue blubood. Nubot Blérubiubot. Nubot Ubeduben. Nubot thube smubilubing fubace ubof Lubaduby Ubottubelubine. Nubot uba chubarmubing quubark. Nubot Subaint-Lubaurubent-dubu-Mubarubonubi. Nubot ubexubile, nubot thube ubislubands, nubot Ubethubiubopubiuba nubor thube brubuisube-blubue rubainclubouds, rubollubing uband swubirlubing lubike ubocubean wubaves.

This looks like Greenlandic.

― JTS (JTS), Monday, 12 June 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

I hope there is some sort of prize for doing that. Cos you get ZERO props here.

― Pete (Pete), Monday, 12 June 2006 22:55 (nineteen years ago)

PBS Kids does it for you, Pubete!

― Abbott (Abbott), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 00:48 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

damn nu-ILX ate this cool thread title :(

― jabba hands, Thursday, 27 September 2007 04:36 (eighteen years ago)

So it seems. Is there a limit to how long the title can be in nu-ILX? At least it shouldn't cut old thread titles.

― Tuomas, Thursday, 27 September 2007 06:02 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

Forhistory:

bing, bing, ickle ting, illy illy illy wee. Sickle ting, sickle ting. hmmmmmm - umpa umpa umpa, I smell the blood of the tricoteuses. Pickety, pickety, pickety pick. Silling silling teuring, ring cycle burning ring. Ting ta ta ting ta ta flippety flip, burnstein bickle ickle bardin's percheron. Singly, doubly, Mishima's double. It's a wonderful thing. Trippety drippety humphrey plugg. Come hither, thither, zither, alliteration bad sad, crade. Not the slightest tremor of forgery. Not the sarin attacks. Not the blue period, blue blood. Not Blériot. Not Eden. Not the smiling face of Lady Otteline. Not a charming quark. Not Saint-Laurent-du-Maroni. Not exile, not the islands, not Ethiopia nor the bruise-blue rainclouds, rolling and swirling like ocean waves

― cant go with u too many alfbrees (Abbott), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 23:48 (sixteen years ago)

anybody give a shit about Bing? seems kinda superfluous to me.

― pending echeques (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 June 2009 15:12 (sixteen years ago)

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