Barbara Bush: Lovable Granny-Type or Bitch-on-Wheels

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As for me, I can't stand the sight of the woman. She gave birth to the rotten son-of-a-bitch contaminating the Oval Office right now, and that's enough.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

But have you tasted her pineapple upside down cake?

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)

WORST EUPHEMISM EVER

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

perhpas you'd rather "analingus pie?"

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 15:33 (twenty-one years ago)

The following is from an immensely interesting transcript of Barbara Bush on an ABC-TV morning show. She was asked if she and her husband, the former president, watch television.

"He sits and listens and I read books because I know perfectly well that - don't take offense - that 90 percent of what I hear on television is supposition, when we're talking about the news. And he's not, not as understanding of my pettiness about that. But why should we hear about body bags and deaths and how many, what day it's going to happen, and how many this or what do you suppose? Oh, I mean, it's, not relevant. So why should I waste my beautiful mind on something like that? And watch him suffer."

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Let them eat cake, etc.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, for all we know she's reading the Marquis de Sade.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Barbara Bush is your rubba rubba friend!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 15:46 (twenty-one years ago)

most played out euphemism that's barely a week old

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

as always, i kiss nicole!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

TS: "rubba rubba friend" vs "pineapple upside-down cake"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)

http://home2.planetinternet.be/verjans/images/nonobarbara.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

You've been GONGED!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

but have you been RUKED?

http://www.startrek.com/imageuploads/200306/tos-010-korbys-assistant-ruk/320x240.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 16:15 (twenty-one years ago)

She was loveable in The Simpsons, and that's good enough for me.

If only she'd been spayed.

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Spayed with guns?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Medical insurance won't cover that.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 16:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Spayed with an explosive device implanted in her husband's mansacks. Extreme contracizzeption, yo!

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 16:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Extreme contracizzeption, yo!

Now I imagine four morons skateboarding down sand dunes drinking Surge offering this service.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 16:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry, the image in my internal screening unit just got a bit too special there.

― suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 16:52 (twenty-one years ago)

http://boytaur.net/skater.jpg

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 17:07 (twenty-one years ago)

He must run in that whirly-legged cartoon style.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.filmforum.com/cremaster/images/Cremaster3Image5.jpg

― Dada, Tuesday, 25 November 2003 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Ah, that's how I looked after the wisdom teeth extraction.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 17:34 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.fox.com/futurama/bios/images/mom.jpg

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 18:02 (twenty-one years ago)

That explains how she keeps herself in diamonds and pearls

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2003/10/22/233441.shtml

Barbara Bush: President Never Had Drinking Problem

"Former first lady Barbara Bush said Wednesday that her son, President Bush, never really had a drinking problem, though he might have given that impression with some offhanded comments during the 2000 presidential campaign..."

Yes, and primates use various orifices of mine as helipads. Suppose she wears pearl-encrusted blinders as well?

― Virginia, Tuesday, 25 November 2003 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Bitch. Everyone knows that. Didn't she kick Millie? She's Francis Ford Coppola to the Bush's Corlene clan.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 21:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm still laughing at the "beautiful mind" comment. For that alone, she can roll with me.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 21:28 (twenty-one years ago)

"I HAD SUCH A PRETTY MIIIIIIND!"

http://www.jabootu.com/images/ggbdancing.JPG

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 21:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, Barbara does kinda have that Bea Arthur thing about here.. maybe she also once took a shit in Hillary Clinton's dressing room too?

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 21:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd believe it.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 21:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Can I completely strike my last post from the record, your honor? Thank you.

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 21:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Denied.

― My Honor (Ned), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 21:44 (twenty-one years ago)

No more of my pineapple upside down cake then, gaylord.

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 21:44 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread is making me fall in love with Barbara Bush.

(xpost YOU MADE YOUR BABS-SHIT BED NOW LIE IN IT MWAHAHAHA!)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 21:44 (twenty-one years ago)

For Dan:

http://www.rolemodel.net/bush/barbara.jpg

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Yikes!

http://home2.planetinternet.be/verjans/images/nonobarbara.jpg

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

COME TO PAPA

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

let's be nice to babs ... she is on the dollar bill you know!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 21:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Perry, geriatric streetwalkers? For shame!

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 21:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Any lady classy enough to flock a Pokemon and wear it as an earring is MY TYPE O' GAL.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I need to see the proof that Bea Arthur shat on the floor of Betty White's dressing room. It is my holy grail.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

barbara bush: still a bitch

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 19 March 2005 03:11 (twenty years ago)

barbara bush ii: still making me feel guilty for finding her kind of hot

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Saturday, 19 March 2005 04:39 (twenty years ago)

You all mean a "rhymes-with-witch", doncha?

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Saturday, 19 March 2005 04:51 (twenty years ago)

three years pass...

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2008/05/david_lauren_and_his_faux_wasp.html

― gabbneb, Friday, 9 May 2008 14:11 (seventeen years ago)

Lauren Lauren?

― gabbneb, Friday, 9 May 2008 14:13 (seventeen years ago)

Better than Lauren Lipschitz, I guess.

― jaymc, Friday, 9 May 2008 22:41 (seventeen years ago)

nine years pass...

Very sad pic.twitter.com/0qfiwYKtEX
— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) April 15, 2018

― j., Sunday, 15 April 2018 18:13 (seven years ago)

was just about to psot

― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 15 April 2018 18:23 (seven years ago)

Why is Maggie sad? That statement was designed to signal that it was not an occasion for sadness.

― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 15 April 2018 18:28 (seven years ago)

yeah i mean if it's not ok to die when you're 92 then when is it

― j., Sunday, 15 April 2018 18:33 (seven years ago)

Curious how long GHWB will last without her. They seem like the Johnny and June of evil; I doubt he'll stick around long.

― grawlix (unperson), Sunday, 15 April 2018 18:40 (seven years ago)

Johnny and June of evil

idk seemed like decent folks to me but w/e

― thots and players (rip van wanko), Sunday, 15 April 2018 18:51 (seven years ago)

seem

― thots and players (rip van wanko), Sunday, 15 April 2018 18:52 (seven years ago)

who’s the lucky ducky now

― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, 15 April 2018 18:59 (seven years ago)

I'll take her over Nancy Reagan every damn day of the week tbh

― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 15 April 2018 19:14 (seven years ago)

^^^

― you're my luger not my rifle (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 15 April 2018 20:06 (seven years ago)

Nancy didn’t bring W into the world, so she has that in the plus column

― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, 15 April 2018 21:11 (seven years ago)

jfc

― thots and players (rip van wanko), Sunday, 15 April 2018 21:16 (seven years ago)

nixon had the final word on barbara, the only genuine praise he seemed to have for her whole appointee clan: "that woman knows how to hate"

― difficult listening hour, Sunday, 15 April 2018 22:29 (seven years ago)

I don't often have occasion to think of Barbara Bush anymore, but this thread is the second time she's come up for me in as many weeks weeks, following Nathan Rabin's reminding me of the existence of this shitshow (her and HW appear about a minute-and-a-half in):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hz1UaEVyoo

― Dangleballs and the Ballerina (cryptosicko), Sunday, 15 April 2018 22:56 (seven years ago)

the Bushes take too damn long to die

― Simon H., Sunday, 15 April 2018 23:02 (seven years ago)

you guys are so tough talking shit about bar on her deathbed but I would've liked to see yall say this shit to her face when she was in her physical prime

― del griffith, Monday, 16 April 2018 00:14 (seven years ago)

i coldcocked her in a bar fight in '90

― the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 April 2018 00:17 (seven years ago)

anyway, only the good die young.

― the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 April 2018 00:19 (seven years ago)

First Ladies of the last sixty years ranked:

Eleanor
Betty
Lady Bird
Michelle
Barbara
Laura
Hillary
Bess
Mamie
Pat
Rosalind

― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 16 April 2018 00:26 (seven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iG5LBAdHGz0

― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 16 April 2018 00:26 (seven years ago)

I didn't rank Nancy.

― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 16 April 2018 00:28 (seven years ago)

She's pretty rank, though.

― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 16 April 2018 00:28 (seven years ago)

nixon had the final word on barbara, the only genuine praise he seemed to have for her whole appointee clan: "that woman knows how to hate"

― difficult listening hour, Sunday, April 15, 2018 6:29 PM

He also said, "He's not a president, he's a good man whom you, uh, appoint to things."

― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 16 April 2018 00:29 (seven years ago)

thing i've always loved about that one is the pronoun, implicitly inviting the listener into the presidential club at the very same time that it's blackballing george bush. seductive imo

― difficult listening hour, Monday, 16 April 2018 00:35 (seven years ago)

https://twitter.com/jgm41?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 April 2018 22:53 (seven years ago)

oops

Statement by the Office of @GeorgeHWBush on President Bush's health. pic.twitter.com/8UkB53JHqD
— Jim McGrath (@jgm41) April 23, 2018

― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 April 2018 22:54 (seven years ago)

eleven months pass...

"I woke up and discovered, to my horror, that Trump had won," Bush recounted.

In the final months of her life, Barbara Bush did not hide her discontent with the 45th president, keeping close to her side a gift given to her by a friend.

The gift was a "red, white, and blue digital clock displayed how many days, hours, minutes, and seconds remained in President Trump’s term."

According to Page, the clock stayed on Bush's bedside table or next to whatever chair she was sitting in until the day she died.

― recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 27 March 2019 11:26 (six years ago)

barbara bush, welcome to the #resistance

― i'm w/ tato, super hot AND weird!! (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 27 March 2019 11:27 (six years ago)

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