My liquid paper stinks

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Can liquid paper go off? I'm sure it houldn't smell like wet smelly socks. The odour hangs around for half an hour too. I feel like throwing up.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 00:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe it's some new additive to stop you sniffing it.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 00:32 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe someone topped it up smelly white glue so you wouldn't know they'd used nearly all of it

― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 00:34 (twenty-one years ago)

you should sniff it several more times just to be sure, then if you have any model airplane glue see how that smells in comparison

― jones (actual), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 00:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Have you considered covering all your mistakes in smelly white socks?

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 00:37 (twenty-one years ago)

you really shouldn't be sniffing that mr barrow

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 00:42 (twenty-one years ago)

hang on hang on go previous.. this is the computer age!! for what possible purpose does liquid paper need to exist anymore?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 00:43 (twenty-one years ago)

For faxes, Jim. We still use faxes in this primitive office.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 00:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I was wondering that when some of my colleagues ordered some the other day, jim. I didn't get a satisfactory answer. And I'm sure it slowed down the processing of my slide rule order.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 00:44 (twenty-one years ago)

i keep getting liquid paper on my abacus

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 00:45 (twenty-one years ago)

But aren't you printing what you fax from a computer, colin?

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 00:45 (twenty-one years ago)

whenever _______ posts on ilx, i tippex out his stupidity HAHA! he thinks he's so clever

― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 00:45 (twenty-one years ago)

:_(

― jones (actual), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 00:47 (twenty-one years ago)

My screen is covered in tippex from the time I didn't understand computers.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 00:47 (twenty-one years ago)

But aren't you printing what you fax from a computer, colin?
-- N. (nickdastoo...) (webmail), November 26th, 2003. (nickdastoor)

Yeah, but as a short cut I print out only the bits that go on every time, and make a few copies, and then fill in the missing bits by hand. And make an occasional mistake.

Woooo! I'm feeling good. REALLY good.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 00:49 (twenty-one years ago)

i like liquid paper

http://electricbubbles.com/photos/mikepics/mike.jpg

― mike nesmith (electricsound), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 00:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I use whiteout all the time, sod yers. And I work in IT!

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 00:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Why isn't Nick on AIM?

― kirsten (kirsten), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 00:51 (twenty-one years ago)

he thinks he's better than the rest of us

― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 00:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I saw a programme about suicide chatrooms on telly and now I am being careful.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 00:55 (twenty-one years ago)

What's AIM? Sorry, I'm a bit backward and I can't be arsed googling. Just bllody tell me, OK. DO NOT REFER ME TO A PREVOIUS THREAD.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 00:56 (twenty-one years ago)

AIM=Instant Messaging, via AOL. Free to use, so tis great for we job searchers.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 00:57 (twenty-one years ago)

(aol.com, in case you wondered)

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 00:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I am oh so bored.

― kirsten (kirsten), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 00:59 (twenty-one years ago)

haha yes i saw that also n., and imagined myself struggling to explain any number of things to the camera and not looking like a dick

― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 01:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I refuse to use AIM, MSN messenger all the way baby (whats this got to do with tippex anyway?)

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 01:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Nichole, if you succeed in finding a job via AIM then I will salute you.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 01:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Nick, the next time I see you, I am going to kick you in the shins.

― kirsten (kirsten), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 01:02 (twenty-one years ago)

One by one they all turn against me.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 01:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Salute me anyway and pay me tribute, since I was trying to find a less harsh way to describe my fellow jobless souls.

(xpost)

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 01:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I love you, but I have to follow my heart.

― kirsten (kirsten), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 01:05 (twenty-one years ago)

ok.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 01:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm sorry. I'm a bit tipsy.

― kirsten (kirsten), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 01:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Tippex will make you tipsy.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 01:23 (twenty-one years ago)

The flea stuff I just put on my cats stinks like a perm. The other one I usually get smells kind of flowery.

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 01:53 (twenty-one years ago)

my toenails smell weird.

― Jeremy the Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 02:05 (twenty-one years ago)

My liquid paper stinks

Well its the first time I've ever heard it called THAT!

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 02:21 (twenty-one years ago)

http://electricbubbles.com/photos/mikepics/mike.jpg

"I really wish you'd come to my gig, Mom, rather than messing around in the garage trying to make your new invention odourless. People won't mind if it stinks. Trust me".

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 12:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I distinctly remember doing a thread very similar to this (or maybe it was a pre-ILX interweb conversation...) asking WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU CALL COLOURED WHITE-OUT?!?!? Like you use for multi-sheet coloured accounting paper. Green-out? Pink-out?

(The first smartass English person to say "Coloured Tipex" will get a beatdown.)

― Citizen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 12:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Coloured Liquid Paper?

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 12:17 (twenty-one years ago)

why did they stop making Tippex Thinner??? The number of times my Tippex has gone crustose so that i unscrew the lid to LEAVE THE BRUSH STUCK IN THE BOTTLE you wouldn't believe.

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 12:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Someone left the cap loose on the White Out!!!!

― smee (smee), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 12:54 (twenty-one years ago)

God, no wonder I have this amazing sense of deja vu today! I thought it was the painkillers. I keep thinking "Maaaan... I must be out of it, I keep thinking I've said this already..."

It's nice to know that I'm not going nuts, and it's not the painkillers, that we really have discussed all this before...

― Citizen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 12:56 (twenty-one years ago)

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