Cat on the bed when you're in the act: C/D?

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There's something incredibly offputting and mood-killing about the cat jumping up on the bed to see what all the fuss is about. Am I right? Or are there perverts all up in this forum who like having the cat(s) around?

― Octothorpe (Octothorpe), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 13:29 (twenty-two years ago)

depends on the cat?

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 13:35 (twenty-two years ago)

a friend and his wife were doing the deed...he was really into it and felt a strange yet wonderful licking on his nutsack. He looked behind him and it was their dog lucy. /story

― Chris B. Sure (Chris V), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 13:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I wonder what your friend thought at first -- that his wife has sprouted some strange yet wonderful appendage?

― Octothorpe (Octothorpe), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 13:40 (twenty-two years ago)

probably.

― Chris B. Sure (Chris V), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 13:42 (twenty-two years ago)

your cat is a creep & you're a dork

― duane, Wednesday, 26 November 2003 13:49 (twenty-two years ago)

That's exactly the problem: the cat creeping up and looking at my dork.

― Octothorpe (Octothorpe), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 13:53 (twenty-two years ago)

How about closing the door, hmm?

― Miggie (Miggie), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 14:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Get a smaller bed.

― Swiggy Yogmarch, Wednesday, 26 November 2003 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't mind too much. The cat doesn't care.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 14:20 (twenty-two years ago)

We just push him off the bed. It's not that difficult.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 26 November 2003 14:34 (twenty-two years ago)

My ex's cat seems to have understood what was going on. One morning I had naughty intentions, but before I could act on them the cat jumped into Rob's lap and went to sleep. So then Rob went back to sleep. And then I, knowing that I had been blocked, went back to sleep.

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 14:43 (twenty-two years ago)

We just push him off the bed. It's not that difficult.

Cats don't like BBQ sauce that much either.

― Chris B. Sure (Chris V), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 14:46 (twenty-two years ago)

See, there's where you are wrong, the damn cat was like sucking the sheets. It was really gross and disturbing but I was too lazy to change the sheets until much later in the day.

FYI and all.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 26 November 2003 14:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Tom "The Cat" Millar

― Chris B. Sure (Chris V), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 14:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Tomcat Millar!

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 14:50 (twenty-two years ago)

OK that image is just wrong, you bastard. Anyway our friends came over like immediately afterwards for some strange reason and Tom wouldn't have even had time to suck the sheets, it was all the real, live, actual cat.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 26 November 2003 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)

This is way too much information.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 26 November 2003 14:53 (twenty-two years ago)

this is the correct amount of information;

wrong bastard. friends strange. Tom sucks cat.

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)

"Well, I remember it as though it were a meal ago,"

Said Tommy the Cat, as he reeled back to clear whatever foreign
matter may have nestled its way into his mighty throat.
Many a fat alley rat had met its demise while staring point blank
down the cavernous barrel of this awesome prowling machine.
Truly a wonder of nature, this urban predator!
Tommy the Cat had many a story to tell
but it was a rare occasion such as this that he did:

"She came slidin’ down the alleyway like butter drippin’ off a hot biscuit.
The aroma, the mean scent, was enough to arouse suspicion in
even the oldest of the Tigers that hung around the hot spot in those days.
The sight was beyond belief!
Many a head snapped double, even triple, takes
as this vivacious feline made her way into the delta of the alleyway,
where the most virile of the young tabbys were known to hang out.
They hung out in droves.
Such a multitude of masculinity could only be found in one place,
and that was O’Malley’s Alley!

The air was thick with cat calls (no pun intended),
but not even a muscle in her neck did twitch
as she sauntered straight to the heart of the alleyway.
She knew what she wanted!
She was lookin’ for that stud bull.
She was lookin’ for that He cat.
And that was me.

Tommy the Cat is my name, and I say unto thee,

Say baby, do you wanna lay down with me?
Say baby, do you wanna lay down by my side?
Baby, do you wanna lay down with me?
Say baby
Say baby

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I smack you now, kimosabe. (nza and stevem)

Anyway this all only happened once and it's not even that interesting comparatively so it's time to lay the bbq sauce to rest, people! Let's go back to talking about cats. My cat likes to sit on the bed just regardless, he usually doesn't during sex but what he DOES do is afterwards, when people are trying to sleep (assuming you are going to sleep), he comes up and tries to like join in on the spooning and stuff, that's just weird and gross

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 26 November 2003 15:01 (twenty-two years ago)

extremely bad if you're allergic to their fur (as i am) too

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 15:24 (twenty-two years ago)

you push her off your floor futon, then she uses the litter box...bitch

― Vacillating temp (Vacillating temp), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 21:37 (twenty-two years ago)

"BBQ Sauce"

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 23:09 (twenty-two years ago)

They're very handy for mopping up spillage/leakage.

― Saskia, Wednesday, 26 November 2003 23:29 (twenty-two years ago)

look snakes rats dogs whatever, at this stage I would be happy enough to be sharing a bed with any of them.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 23:33 (twenty-two years ago)

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