The first rule of Haiku club is that you do not talk about Haiku club

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Deadline: November 30, 2003.
Topic: Autumn, however configured.
Rules: As Basho said: Learn the rules, then forget them
Judge: History
Prize: Nirvana

― neil simpson (neil simpson), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 16:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Surely the first rule
Would be to have a title
That was a haiku?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 16:59 (twenty-one years ago)

first rule of haiku
club is that you must be a
big fat fucking nerd

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

psyche just kidding
you know i love the haiku
as an art form

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

No Nirvana for you then.

:-o

― neil simpson (neil simpson), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

x-post: welcome, fiddo!
real post: welcome, fiddo!

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

my last haiku was
sort of pitiful don't you
think: it needs work, yes?

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Tämä on hauska
idea, toimii kai myös
tälläkin tavoin.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 17:07 (twenty-one years ago)

What are we to do?
When you are in Manchester
And I am in Kent?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)

(actually jess
that last one was really good,
more senryu though*

*like most of mine)

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah and i swear that
i don't have a gun oh no
i don't have a gun

-- kurt cobain

― ken c, Wednesday, 26 November 2003 17:12 (twenty-one years ago)

fell out of a tree
just to land on my notebook:
kamikaze leaf

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Haiku club you say?
Will there be beatings given?
Count me the fuck out

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 17:16 (twenty-one years ago)

First day of spring--
I keep thinking about
the end of autumn.

― Basho (trans by Hass) (bnw), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 17:17 (twenty-one years ago)

404 Error
The page you are looking for
No longer exists

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 17:18 (twenty-one years ago)

sean c doesn't want
anyone to see his bitch
tits, ala meat loaf

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 17:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Michael Caine exclaimed
"yer only supposed to blow
the bloody doors off"

― ken c, Wednesday, 26 November 2003 17:20 (twenty-one years ago)

ronan just joked to
me about r kelly in
a star trek costume

"heaven, i need a
dilithium crystal" and
then i spit coffee

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 17:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I will write haikus
But I will try not to let
The haikus write me

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 17:24 (twenty-one years ago)

getting obsessed now
with star trek and r kelly
earlier i made

a weirdly funny dance
to the dramatic themetune
shouting "MAKE IT SO"

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

after klingon fight
it's the after-party: bounce
bounce bounce bounce Guinan

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

a web site told me
a while ago that your base
are belong to us

― ken c, Wednesday, 26 November 2003 17:27 (twenty-one years ago)

haiku taking sides
Voyager is better than
Next Generation?

― ken c, Wednesday, 26 November 2003 17:29 (twenty-one years ago)

i sense fear captain,
almost as if he's about,
to reveal something,

but no he wouldn't,
normally he wouldn't do this,
IGNITION REMIX?????

― Deanna Troy (Ronan), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 17:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm laughing so hard
I just split my black stretch pants.
< /commander riker>

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 17:32 (twenty-one years ago)

surely we have hit
rock bottom with star trek joke
haikus; kill me now.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Captain Picard is
The only man who makes bald
Coneheadness sexy

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 17:34 (twenty-one years ago)

once again fiddo
your creation's run amuck.
only blame yourself.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 17:34 (twenty-one years ago)

what about montell
williams? i love a bald,
sexy black man, mmmm.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 17:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Beep beep no warp speed
it's the friggin' weekend girl
looks at least sixteen

― bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 17:36 (twenty-one years ago)

very little bounce,
when wearing ridiculous hat,
just like that guinan.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)

it is way too soon
in the day for me to need
a beer, damn you all.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Switch to bourbon then
Jim Beam is a good breakfast
Jack Daniels for lunch

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 17:44 (twenty-one years ago)

R-trek brings it all
back together, leaves falling
in golden showers

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 17:56 (twenty-one years ago)

window is open
and damn it's really cold here
I think I'll close it

― A Nairn (moretap), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 17:57 (twenty-one years ago)

For breakfast I'll have
Pancakes with Jack Daniels
Whiskey Syrup mmmmmm

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 18:00 (twenty-one years ago)

just watched episode,
picard as robotic borg,
to be continued...................

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 18:01 (twenty-one years ago)

MmmmMmMmmMmMmmm,
MmmmmmMmMmmMmmMm, MmmMmmm;
MmmmMmMmMmmmMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 18:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Mister Piuma
singer from Crash Test Dummies
big time SHOCKAH

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 18:07 (twenty-one years ago)

(Piuma has two syllables: PYOO-muh.)
(Also I'm not really Canadian, I just pretend.)
(Also this is not a haiku.)

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 18:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Ronan may
Be suffering from Star Trek
He is not himself

― Ricardo (RickyT), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 18:17 (twenty-one years ago)

God damnit! Good sir
I have been mispronouncing
your name in my mind

for so very long
the wind blew cold then warm then
cold again once more

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

nick that fall haiku is gold

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Now I'm back at work
I feel sadness in my heart
at having started this

sorry sorry sor
ry sorry sorry sorry
sorry sorry sor

― neil simpson (neil simpson), Thursday, 27 November 2003 09:21 (twenty-one years ago)

And now I am scared
that my negative posting
has ended this thread

― neil simpson (neil simpson), Thursday, 27 November 2003 13:44 (twenty-one years ago)

a new haiku that
actually addresses
simpson's rules above:

november morning:
stumble to the can and piss
then turn up the heat

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 27 November 2003 14:41 (twenty-one years ago)

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