"do you think someday i will find a girl to marry and open an unsuccessful clock store with?"

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the question that plagues us all at 3 am.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 27 November 2003 07:49 (twenty-one years ago)

i think it would be in Jim Thorpe, PA

― charltonlido (gareth), Thursday, 27 November 2003 07:56 (twenty-one years ago)

clockfarmer.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 27 November 2003 08:02 (twenty-one years ago)

do not taint this beautiful and simple lament!!

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 27 November 2003 08:05 (twenty-one years ago)

rock that shit, homie

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 27 November 2003 08:05 (twenty-one years ago)

rock out with your clock out

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 27 November 2003 08:07 (twenty-one years ago)

you all have no soul.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 27 November 2003 08:08 (twenty-one years ago)

http://imprint.uwaterloo.ca/issues/101896/display/image05.jpg

Something for the ladies.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 27 November 2003 08:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Marriage is so old-fashioned.

― nathalie (nathalie), Thursday, 27 November 2003 08:14 (twenty-one years ago)

so are clocks, but we do not criticise them?

what is wrong with jim thorpe, jess?

― charltonlido (gareth), Thursday, 27 November 2003 08:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, no, we don't criticize it. They never say anything back besides tick tock. hah

― nathalie (nathalie), Thursday, 27 November 2003 08:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Come a-runnin'!

The mail is in!
The mail is in!
The mail is in!
The mail is in!

Farnsworth!
(Here I am!)
Your uncle's all right.

Johnson
(Yep!)
Better pay the gas and light!

Sullivan
(That's me!)
You're here, thank the Lord!
'Cause, Sullivan, you're breaking my back with Montgomery Ward.

Van Pelt!
Your sister had a baby girl!

Green!
Herbie Green?
Say, who's Pearl?

Esposito!

That's for Tony,
That's for Tony,
That's for Tony.

Where's Tony Esposito?

The mail order love affair,
The mail order love affair,
Ev'rybody's following
'the mail order love affair of Tony Esposito!

What did she write ya?
What did she write ya?
What did she write ya now?

Hey, omma the most happy fella
In the whole Napa Valley,
In the whole Napa Valley,
The most happy fella, that's me!
Look-a my Rosabella!

He's the most happy fella!

Look-a my Rosabella!

Look at his Rosabella!

She wass-a send me her photograph
And she was ask-a for mine.

Fine, that's-afine,
That's-a fine
That's-a fine
Look at the most happy fella

You wait and you see

In the whole Napa Valley

She gonna marry me!

Good luck to you Tony Esposito!

In the wintertime, from 'Frisco
She was-a write to me one postcard
Then I was-a write
Then she was-a write
Then I was-a write
Then she was-a write
Then me, then she, then me, then she,
And now she's-a make the springtime come so fast!
She's-a make the green come on the wind
She was-a send me her photograph
And she was ask-a for mine!

That's-a fine,
That's-a fine,
That's-a fine,
Look at the most happy fella

Grazie!

In the whole Napa Valley

Madonna, Madonna
So Much I'm-a holler
I betcha a dollar
I busta-a ma collar
You take-a one look-a ma face
An' whaddya see!

The most happy fella
The most:

'At's-a me!

Happy Man!

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 27 November 2003 08:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm just glad my clock was clean.

― Citizen Kate (kate), Thursday, 27 November 2003 09:14 (twenty-one years ago)

WHERE IS A SERIOUS GIRL, WHO REALLY AIMS UNSUCCESSFUL CLOCK STORE?

― Egon KENTOR (nickdastoor), Thursday, 27 November 2003 09:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Everybody needs clocks, so why would your clock store be unsuccessful? Would you be selling broken clocks or something?

The clock in my office is broken. It's a lovely Wallace & Gromit one which I was given for Christmas last year but sadly the hour hand has fallen off it. I know it's currently five past something, but I don't know what :(

― C J (C J), Thursday, 27 November 2003 10:01 (twenty-one years ago)

YES!

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 27 November 2003 10:32 (twenty-one years ago)

fiddo look!
http://www.gogomagazine.com/0413/clockgirl2.jpg

― ken c, Thursday, 27 November 2003 12:20 (twenty-one years ago)

i din't think that's the kind of girl jess is talking about - he's a rebel, ken, a loner

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 27 November 2003 12:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Everyone needs clocks, but clocks tend to be the kind of thing one purchases only very rarely--when an old clock breaks or when you move into a new place or something. You need to offer at your store things besides clocks. I suggest also selling busts of Abraham Lincoln.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Saturday, 29 November 2003 05:59 (twenty-one years ago)

There's an unsuccessful clock store in Dunedin. The guy who owns the shop always acts as if you're 'pushing him too far' but it's a good shop because it's not a jewellers, it's purely devoted to horology. He has a blacked out window onto the street with a little gap in it through which you can watch him mending clocks (even though he seems annoyed by people?)

― maryann (maryann), Saturday, 29 November 2003 06:50 (twenty-one years ago)

ain't no one but people breaks clocks

― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 29 November 2003 10:06 (twenty-one years ago)

maryann- is that guy married with children?

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 29 November 2003 10:14 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.studio-c.co.uk/maliciousdamage/graphics/clock.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 29 November 2003 10:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Julio - no, I really don't think so - I have reason to think he's not married because a notorious liar in Dunedin told me that he knew him, according to this guy, he's an ex-junky, and he sort of seems like one. He never looks you in the eye. I suppose my interest in him is a bit corny because he really is like the classic 'underground man' character. It's awful writing this - imagine if by some chance he ever read it - though there's no reason to think he would.

― maryann (maryann), Saturday, 29 November 2003 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Clock girl is a mystery. What makes her tick?

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Saturday, 29 November 2003 22:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I blame Coldplay.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Saturday, 29 November 2003 22:34 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

a hungry heart.

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 03:09 (nineteen years ago)

we fell in love I knew it had to end

: (

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 03:15 (nineteen years ago)

sometimes the random button is a hideous bitch goddess

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 03:16 (nineteen years ago)

poor fiddo

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 03:18 (nineteen years ago)

and there is nothing wrong with jim thorpe

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 03:19 (nineteen years ago)

you fucker i still cant believe you stole this from me and posted it to ile so you could pick up internet hoes

― _, Tuesday, 18 October 2005 03:22 (nineteen years ago)

I'll give you a tip: Don't marry the clockmaker's daughter.

1) If you do your clock store will probably be successful due to her clockmaking expertise.

2) I hear she's a lousy lay.

― Hurting (Hurting), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 04:39 (nineteen years ago)

I read this as:

"do you think someday i will find a girl to marry and open an unsuccessful COCK store with?"

― nathalie, a bum like you (stevie nixed), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 06:16 (nineteen years ago)

Fiddo, i'm getting the feeling that nathalie might not be the girl for you

― john clarkson, Tuesday, 18 October 2005 08:29 (nineteen years ago)

I like Jim Thorpe.

― Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 10:23 (nineteen years ago)

― minna (minna), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 03:03 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

fiddo? did you ever find her?

― researching ur life (grady), Friday, 3 November 2006 03:01 (eighteen years ago)

i still fucking hate jess for stealing this panty-peeler of a quandry from me

― and what (ooo), Friday, 3 November 2006 03:47 (eighteen years ago)

classic.

― calvin johnson has ruined rock for an entire generation (orion), Friday, 3 November 2006 03:52 (eighteen years ago)

JUST IN CASE IM NOT CLEAR THIS WAS MY QUESTION TO JESS AT 3AM INSPIRED BY SEEING THE COUPLE WHO OWNED THE FAILING CLOCK STORE AT THE GEORGIA SQUARE MALL

― and what (ooo), Friday, 3 November 2006 03:54 (eighteen years ago)

The second (npi) scene between Omar and Prop Joe at Joe's storefront is one of the highlights of season four.

― It's the lazy and immoral way to become super hip. (Austin, Still), Friday, 3 November 2006 03:54 (eighteen years ago)

cold clocked

― timmy tannin (pompous), Friday, 3 November 2006 03:56 (eighteen years ago)

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