a late night rendezvous!!

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LonelyGuy327: <~~would love to go down on you and give you head for no reason other than to please u
Dubplatestyle: wtf
LonelyGuy327: well it's true =o)
Dubplatestyle: who the fuck are you?!
LonelyGuy327: name is jon
Dubplatestyle: why are you IMing me?!
LonelyGuy327: well, just felt like it
Dubplatestyle: how did you get my name?!
LonelyGuy327: member directory
Dubplatestyle: so why me?!
LonelyGuy327: y not?
Dubplatestyle: is that english?!
Dubplatestyle: i guess not!
LonelyGuy327: lol
Dubplatestyle: what does that mean?!
LonelyGuy327: means i think ur hott
Dubplatestyle: how do you know what i look like?!
Dubplatestyle: well?!!
LonelyGuy327: i don't
Dubplatestyle: so are you gonna give me head or what??
LonelyGuy327: if u want it sure
Dubplatestyle: well get to it then, you dog!!
LonelyGuy327: spread ur legs and lemme in
Dubplatestyle: this is the worst head i've ever gotten!!

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 27 November 2003 08:39 (twenty-two years ago)

booty call!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 27 November 2003 08:42 (twenty-two years ago)

jesus did he quote rod stewart there?

― cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 27 November 2003 08:43 (twenty-two years ago)

i need to stay up until 4 am more often!!

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 27 November 2003 08:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I swear that "LonelyGuy327" is not me. 327 isn't even my number

― Vic (Vic), Thursday, 27 November 2003 08:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Dubplatestyle: sorry but this has me in tears almost

LonelyGuy327: spread ur legs and lemme in
Dubplatestyle: this is the worst head i've ever gotten!!

Dubplatestyle: then he signed off
XXXXXX: haha you broke his heart!
Dubplatestyle: haha
XXXXXX: imagine if a girl said that to you!
Dubplatestyle: i feel bad now!!
Dubplatestyle: god what if this guy ends up offing himself and i was the final straw

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 27 November 2003 08:48 (twenty-two years ago)

i am thankful for AOL instant messenger

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 27 November 2003 08:56 (twenty-two years ago)

dude, i never get random offers of head. i'm jealous.

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Thursday, 27 November 2003 09:01 (twenty-two years ago)

well sam take comfort in the fact that:

Dubplatestyle: this is the worst head i've ever gotten!!

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 27 November 2003 09:01 (twenty-two years ago)

i just realized this guy probably thought i was a girl unless he really wanted to work my urethra

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 27 November 2003 09:02 (twenty-two years ago)

that's right, I forgot - you have a girl's name

― cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 27 November 2003 09:03 (twenty-two years ago)

"harvell"

― cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 27 November 2003 09:03 (twenty-two years ago)

jess, he totally knew you were a guy b/c only guys are big enough hos to accept random offers of head.

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Thursday, 27 November 2003 09:06 (twenty-two years ago)

well I won't be offering any aimster booty calls to you now!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 27 November 2003 09:14 (twenty-two years ago)

i tried IM'ing him this morning to apologize but he'd have none of it.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 27 November 2003 15:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I am amazed!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 27 November 2003 15:15 (twenty-two years ago)

omg i am a Lonely Guy too! wtf lol

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 27 November 2003 15:17 (twenty-two years ago)

― Ricardo (RickyT), Thursday, 27 November 2003 15:17 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000009XCX.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― bad jode (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 27 November 2003 16:27 (twenty-two years ago)

haha that movie's tagline is my life!!

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 27 November 2003 16:36 (twenty-two years ago)

that movie is charles grodin's finest hour

― bad jode (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 27 November 2003 16:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I challenge. His work in The Great Muppet Caper is not to be denied.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 27 November 2003 16:37 (twenty-two years ago)

wait, scratch the words "a" "hysterical" "comedy" and "about"

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 27 November 2003 16:39 (twenty-two years ago)

and replace "being" with "bea arthur"

― s1utsky (slutsky), Thursday, 27 November 2003 16:42 (twenty-two years ago)

if be arthur was here, we'd never be lonely

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 27 November 2003 16:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I wanted to make a movie once called Be Arthur

― s1utsky (slutsky), Thursday, 27 November 2003 16:44 (twenty-two years ago)

the tagline was gonna be "who's Arthur?"

― s1utsky (slutsky), Thursday, 27 November 2003 16:44 (twenty-two years ago)

dudley moore obv

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 27 November 2003 16:44 (twenty-two years ago)

debarge could remake "who's jonnie?" for the theme song

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 27 November 2003 16:45 (twenty-two years ago)

The Omnipotent Baby 'sex mix.'

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 27 November 2003 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

holy crap!!

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 02:00 (twenty years ago)

sometime the random button is terrifying

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 02:01 (twenty years ago)

This is like the third thread I've read today that's namechecked Charles Grodin.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 03:48 (twenty years ago)

Jesus thats funny

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 04:59 (twenty years ago)

eleven months pass...

random button strikes again!

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 30 September 2006 14:29 (nineteen years ago)

man, the things i miss by not logging onto im. :-(((((((((((((

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Saturday, 30 September 2006 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

laffs

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Saturday, 30 September 2006 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

I sorta understand the principle of cybersex, but the practicalities are way beyond my comprehension.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 1 October 2006 12:52 (nineteen years ago)

Oh yeah, THIS thread. :>

― Jordan (Jordan), Sunday, 1 October 2006 13:35 (nineteen years ago)

Computer love
Computer love

Another lonely night
Stare at the TV screen
I don't know what to do
I need a rendezvous
Computer love
Computer love

I call this number
For a data date
I don't know what to do
I need a rendezvous

Computer love
Computer love

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 1 October 2006 13:38 (nineteen years ago)

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