Can a comb-over ever be sexy?

(My god I think I'm having a secret affair with Stevem's hair!)

Hilario is when they walk into a facing wind/under a tree and the whole thing comes off. Some make a half-arsed effort to pile it back on their heads, others don't notice and look punk for a few hours.

What is pretty hot is when a guy who's balding in front (not on top or monk diming) does the comb-forward.

really? why?

combovers seem dishonest somehow

What like they're covering something up?

in a way

MOST combovers look like a guy has half a spider trying to envelop his head.

MOST ALL combovers look like a guy has half a spider trying to envelop his head.

-- Abbott, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 12:24 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

Some of them are married, too. I don't know how that happens.

My hair is getting to combover proportions

It is getting to comb-FORWARD proportions = sexy!

i have know this one guy with an incredible combover - the extent of it was unknown til i once saw it caught up in a windy blast. this guy had receded almost to the crown of his head - this was one massive, pasted together combover. try and imagine mick fleetwood's 80s hairline, combed over to the front. that's what we're dealing with here.

have known

yeah there was this one old guy my family would end up sitting behind at church who had one of the most amazing comb-overs ever. dude was bald from the ears up and I would just marvel at the ingenuity. it was more of a comb-up-around-and-over.

I mean, he must have had hair that was 14 inches long in places.

I had a roommate who was balding in front and pulled the back-hair over the top and he was all pimply and gangly and basically looked and sounded exactly like McLovin but because he was a good skateboarder he had massive amounts of sex constantly, with many strange and beautiful women who drank all the orange juice

lol

Oh wait, is "drank all the orange juice" a euphemism for something? 'Cause if not, I reaffirm, lol

I had a roommate who was balding in front and pulled the back-hair over the top and he was all pimply and gangly and basically looked and sounded exactly like McLovin but because he was a good skateboarder he had massive amounts of sex constantly

-- iiiijjjj, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 12:44 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

He'd have to be on top.

I think if my head was fatter I could navigate the classic Irish-German male balding patter much better. While millions of privileged people fret over their waistlines, I fret over the contours of my forehead.