― Johnney B (Johnney B), Thursday, 27 November 2003 15:00 (twenty-one years ago)
― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Thursday, 27 November 2003 15:02 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ricardo (RickyT), Thursday, 27 November 2003 15:03 (twenty-one years ago)
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 27 November 2003 15:04 (twenty-one years ago)
― Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 27 November 2003 15:06 (twenty-one years ago)
Are any wags going to suggest the Silmarillion?
― Sarah (starry), Thursday, 27 November 2003 15:06 (twenty-one years ago)
And you know what? When faced with the dilemma of reading and not reading something, reading it always wins. So go read The Hobbit and then LoTR.
― Miggie (Miggie), Thursday, 27 November 2003 15:06 (twenty-one years ago)
― Citizen Kate (kate), Thursday, 27 November 2003 15:07 (twenty-one years ago)
― enrique (Enrique), Thursday, 27 November 2003 15:08 (twenty-one years ago)
They're both kids books Kate!
― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Thursday, 27 November 2003 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)
― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 27 November 2003 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)
― Johnney B (Johnney B), Thursday, 27 November 2003 15:12 (twenty-one years ago)
― Citizen Kate (kate), Thursday, 27 November 2003 15:12 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 27 November 2003 15:14 (twenty-one years ago)
No.
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 27 November 2003 15:14 (twenty-one years ago)
Kate that kind of attitude is taking away children's precious childhood as surely as Cosmo Girl and Bratz! [/handwringing Guardian layMoR]
Ned I cannot begin to guess how many re-readings you are talking of!
― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Thursday, 27 November 2003 15:15 (twenty-one years ago)
The Hobbit was published in 1937, 17 years before The Fellowship of The Ring.
Go read the damn book already.
― Miggie (Miggie), Thursday, 27 November 2003 15:15 (twenty-one years ago)
You are wise.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 27 November 2003 15:16 (twenty-one years ago)
Kate that kind of attitude is taking away children's precious childhood as surely as Cosmo Girl and Bratz!
What attitude? Huh? There are things in The Hobbit that scared me when I was 6 that I laughed at when I was 12. I tried to read LOTR when I was 6, and was too over my head (and scared by the Black Riders) to get very into it. Certain books are more suitable for certain age groups, what's Guardian reader about that?
― Citizen Kate (kate), Thursday, 27 November 2003 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)
― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Thursday, 27 November 2003 15:19 (twenty-one years ago)
― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Thursday, 27 November 2003 15:21 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 27 November 2003 15:22 (twenty-one years ago)
― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 27 November 2003 15:23 (twenty-one years ago)
lotr is a long-winded bore suitable for people who lurk around elementary schools in long coats and black socks.
― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 27 November 2003 15:24 (twenty-one years ago)
― Miggie (Miggie), Thursday, 27 November 2003 15:24 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 27 November 2003 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)
― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Thursday, 27 November 2003 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)
― Citizen Kate (kate), Thursday, 27 November 2003 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)
― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Thursday, 27 November 2003 15:28 (twenty-one years ago)
― Wag (Bryan), Thursday, 27 November 2003 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 27 November 2003 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)
― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 27 November 2003 15:30 (twenty-one years ago)
― Citizen Kate (kate), Thursday, 27 November 2003 15:30 (twenty-one years ago)
― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 27 November 2003 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)
WTF? HOW?
― Miggie (Miggie), Thursday, 27 November 2003 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)
ha ha read as: silmarillion is for hard-ons only
So that's what Gil-galad's spear is all about
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 27 November 2003 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)
― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 27 November 2003 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)
(And then I discovered Duran Duran and pop stars and BOYS and I got a life!)
― Citizen Kate (kate), Thursday, 27 November 2003 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 27 November 2003 15:33 (twenty-one years ago)
Very carefully.
And then I discovered Duran Duran and pop stars and BOYS and I got a life!
Hm...I discovered Duran Duran and pop stars first and then read LOTR after it. That must be the answer.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 27 November 2003 15:34 (twenty-one years ago)
― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Thursday, 27 November 2003 15:34 (twenty-one years ago)
― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 27 November 2003 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 27 November 2003 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)
Madchen learns to read aged 4. Madchen starts school as a rising five. Madchen's teacher makes her start again at Peter and Jane book 1a!!! Hence I did not read the Hobbit until I was 11. (Enid Blyton addiction may also have held me back)
― Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 27 November 2003 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)
― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 27 November 2003 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)
I think liking the Silmarillion might be more evidence that I had a very narrow escape from gothdom.
― Ricardo (RickyT), Thursday, 27 November 2003 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ricardo (RickyT), Thursday, 27 November 2003 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)
― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 27 November 2003 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)
― Citizen Kate (kate), Thursday, 27 November 2003 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)
― Citizen Kate (kate), Thursday, 27 November 2003 16:55 (twenty-one years ago)
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 27 November 2003 16:55 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ricardo (RickyT), Thursday, 27 November 2003 16:57 (twenty-one years ago)
Or else, you are even more MAJORLY SAD. -- Citizen Kate (masonicboo...), November 27th, 2003.
Or1) u r a student (u lucky bastard)2) you are enrique and thinking about writing something at an ill-defined point in the future
― enrique (Enrique), Thursday, 27 November 2003 16:58 (twenty-one years ago)
Ricardo yes we were very cute, my dad always wanted us to be like the Swiss Family Robinson or something, cheerfully doing chores and coming up with brilliant gardening ideas
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 27 November 2003 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ricardo (RickyT), Thursday, 27 November 2003 17:05 (twenty-one years ago)
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 27 November 2003 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)
My semi-little-known secret -- my first NaNoWriMo entry, Complex, very specifically borrows a general structure from The Hobbit. The eventual sequel which I've been toying for some time will indeed be modelled on LOTR in turn. However, I couldn't actually ever attempt to write an epic fantasy straight up.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 27 November 2003 18:46 (twenty-one years ago)
― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 28 November 2003 05:30 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 28 November 2003 06:35 (twenty-one years ago)
― Pablo Cruise (chaki), Friday, 28 November 2003 06:42 (twenty-one years ago)
― weather!ngda1eson, Friday, 28 November 2003 06:46 (twenty-one years ago)
David Salo -- I love that guy! He's Mr. "Yeah I'm a Nerd and I Don't Care" -- he's actually happily married and is either studying or has his PhD now, so I'm all for him.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 28 November 2003 06:50 (twenty-one years ago)
― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 28 November 2003 07:03 (twenty-one years ago)
― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 28 November 2003 09:56 (twenty-one years ago)
― Sarah (starry), Friday, 28 November 2003 12:03 (twenty-one years ago)
― mark s (mark s), Friday, 28 November 2003 12:11 (twenty-one years ago)
― Pete S, Friday, 28 November 2003 12:21 (twenty-one years ago)
― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 28 November 2003 12:25 (twenty-one years ago)
― Pete S, Friday, 28 November 2003 12:27 (twenty-one years ago)
― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Friday, 28 November 2003 12:30 (twenty-one years ago)
― Sam (chirombo), Friday, 28 November 2003 12:32 (twenty-one years ago)
― Pete S, Friday, 28 November 2003 12:41 (twenty-one years ago)
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 28 November 2003 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)
Yay! In my case it was only the 50,000 (now 75,000) words and the reason I did the borrowing of the structure was because I am terrible at coming up with basic structures of my own (though NaNoWriMo experiences since have given me more practice at it). As for it being a bad idea in general, I'm hardly James Joyce but I refer you to Ulysses.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 28 November 2003 15:58 (twenty-one years ago)
― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 28 November 2003 16:02 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 28 November 2003 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)
― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 28 November 2003 19:43 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 28 November 2003 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)
Read them "The Hobbit" when they're little, casually tell them that LOTR exists later on.
― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Saturday, 29 November 2003 01:55 (twenty-one years ago)
Elaborate plz Mark
― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Saturday, 29 November 2003 02:24 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 29 November 2003 02:54 (twenty-one years ago)
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 29 November 2003 03:17 (twenty-one years ago)
LOTR had declared that hobbit-types were relatively new to the world, so a small cosy people couldn't anyway be written into the tale of beren wresting a silmaril from morgoth (haha could he be any more morgoth?)'s crown in thangorodrim
you can tell by the feel of the writing that he has come to love and prefer the small cosy (or anti-cosy) people in LoTR *more* than all their high noble elf-betters: the dialogue relaxes, the situations are funny and much more psychologically perceptive (ie i take ned's line abt aragorn's deep doubts and all but you have to fish for it more); the entire section of conflicted gollum with sam and frodo is leagues ahead of all the rohirrim stuff, for example
writing the silmarillion with a craftsmans's joy - being true to the nature of his skill - meant either pursuing this small-people aspect, the angle he realised he had a mastery of, or mastering something else (High Prose Edda Rip-off, which I think by thes 50s he deep down realised WASN'T his metier, tho he deeply loved it still and carried on trying... he WAS a modern man not a 10th century norseman)
contrast the tale of years sections of the LoTR appendix with the actual text where hobbits and gollum appear: for LoTR to come to life it had to stop being "tale of years"-like, and did... but the silmarillion never did, because he couldn't find the gollum/hobbit-element that held him close to vivid storytelling
― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 29 November 2003 10:20 (twenty-one years ago)
OTM, and compare to how in the second film all the running around and surfing down stairs in Helms Deep comes in second to the simple betrayal of Smeagol by Frodo. Er, in my opinion.
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Sunday, 30 November 2003 18:08 (twenty-one years ago)
I do not think (The Silmarillion) would have the appeal of the L.R. -- no hobbits! Full of mythology, and elvishness, and all that 'heigh stile' (as Chaucer might say), which has been so little to the taste of many reviewers.
I was just thinking about the movies, since the world premiere of Return is tomorrow, and it occurs to me that Jackson's decision to prioritize the close-up and personal interaction is his own equivalent to Tolkien's focus on the 'small' if you like. The films could have been pure spectacle but they they would be nowhere near as good, I'd guess, and that close-up focus is precisely why the Smeagol/Gollum confrontation scene both works and makes cinematic sense in the story as filmed.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 30 November 2003 19:16 (twenty-one years ago)
About 1/3rd of the way through the book, I thought "My god, this is twee." Then it gets weird, then it gets good, then it turns into ye old stylee language, then it goes twee again. I gave it 4 stars out of 5 in Amazon.
All in all, I'm glad I read it before LOTR. Good work, ILXors!
― Johnney B (Johnney B), Thursday, 11 March 2004 08:32 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 11 March 2004 14:14 (twenty-one years ago)
You're a funny chap, Neg Raggett.
― Johnney B (Johnney B), Thursday, 11 March 2004 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 11 March 2004 19:42 (twenty-one years ago)
reading the hobbit to my 7 yr old, worried it would be too old timey and slow but it really does zip along, dwarves to trolls to elves to goblins to gollum to wolves to eagles to beorn with scarcely a pause. it does slow down a bit after that. (i read it enough times in my youth but couldn't recall the pacing.) a thousand times more pleasurable to read than bloody potter.
A children's bookshop owner mentioned this as a possible follow-up and apparently an inspiration - never heard of it! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Marvellous_Land_of_Snergs
― crutch of england (ledge), Thursday, 17 August 2023 08:23 (two years ago)
Intrigued to know how you get on with the last quarter - obviously the Smaug bits are great, but I struggled with the bits after that, which get a bit RPG sourcebook. I’m guessing it’s much better in smaller bedtime doses.
Unrelatedly, I’m just reading Charmed Life which I bet would be fabulous for a 7-year-old, and obviously better than Potter too. My three year old knows Harry Potter is a thing, but not what it is, she just likes randomly shouting “Harry Potter!” when she’s trying to avoid bedtime.
― Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 17 August 2023 08:40 (two years ago)
was Tolkien anti-TERF
― Stevo, Thursday, 17 August 2023 10:53 (two years ago)
If people are rejecting Rowling on the basis of TERFness were Tolkien's politics any better.
― Stevo, Tuesday, 22 August 2023 08:28 (two years ago)
Luckily we will never know how much he would have doubled down on his possible prejudices when pressed on social media. I also reject rowling on the basis of her books being shit.
The last 1/4 was certainly less fun, no 7 year old could be interested in the Phantom Menace opening crawl of the post-smaug politics; we then read the siege and battle in one go which was probably too much. She was playing around as I was reading and I normally try and put a stop to that but this time I thought eh can't blame you. The battle is a slog to read, especially as Tolkien goes full on 'ere long' olde englishe, not only in reported speech but as a narrator.
― crutch of england (ledge), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 08:38 (two years ago)
Just read Gormenghast and forget Tolkien
― beamish13, Tuesday, 22 August 2023 18:43 (two years ago)
im usually a why not both kind of guy but gormenghast was a slog until i threw it away, quite early into it and all
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 20:57 (two years ago)
xpost hey now.
Glad she had a (mostly) good experience! As for Tolkien's politics, yeah, kinda glad he's safely in the past on the one hand (can imagine him and Brexit; then again he also died before the UK even joined), but on the other, when it comes to TERFness, my podcast cohosts and I honestly delight in remembering that the angelic powers of Middle-earth, the Valar, are pretty much explicitly stated to have utterly plastic 'true' forms that aren't even gendered; they take on gendered shapes just to make things easier for Elves and Men rather than anything innate. This doubtless comes more from Tolkien's tradCath ways about angels in general, but it's a nicely accidental point of distinction from Rowling's fuckery.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 22 August 2023 23:18 (two years ago)
I’ve been reading Beatrix Potter for my (much younger) daughter, and she is somehow an infinitely more tedious and longwinded writer than Tolkien, even while operating at a much lower level of complexity. So everything’s relative. I don’t know if she was a TERF but she sounds like she was a piece of work.
― Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 22 August 2023 23:49 (two years ago)
Poor use of commas. I mean Potter is a tedious writer, not my three year old.
― Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 22 August 2023 23:54 (two years ago)