Buggerit multiple job conundrum

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I just started a crappy retail selling shit job two days ago, but got an offer for a much better doing tv transmission. How do I blow off the shop in the best way possible.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 27 November 2003 20:57 (twenty-one years ago)

get fired for political grandstanding

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 27 November 2003 21:00 (twenty-one years ago)

*resists temptation to answer "with a hairdryer"*

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 27 November 2003 21:01 (twenty-one years ago)

get fired for political grandstanding with a hair-dryer

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 27 November 2003 21:02 (twenty-one years ago)

You're out of my will!

Thanks, but I got another offer for more money.

If they really want you they'll match it, in which case you're in an etiquette pickle, but who (esp. in retail)could think ill of you for taking an offer of better money? Don't worry, they'll get over you.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 27 November 2003 21:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Ed I suspect retail employers are used to employees pissing off very quickly.

― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Thursday, 27 November 2003 21:04 (twenty-one years ago)

PPL WE JUST LOST THE BEST SHELF-STACKER THE WORLD HAS YET SEEN!

― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 27 November 2003 21:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Per fortuna, I haven't even opened the envelope with my contract in it.

PPL WE JUST LOST THE BEST SHELF-STACKER THE WORLD HAS YET SEEN!

hey, my first full day at work and we beat our sales target by 40%

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 27 November 2003 21:06 (twenty-one years ago)

In today's financial news...the Gap suffered a devastating blow when Ed quit after less than a week.
"So much potential, so wasted," murmered second assistant manager Bob Bobsworth as he delved into a file folder full of resumes.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 27 November 2003 21:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah! Show up wasted!

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 27 November 2003 21:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Huckleberry you are repeating people's jokes again!!

Ed this is truly a golden opportunity. (I mean the quitting part, but congratulations on the TV transmission job offer too!!)

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 27 November 2003 21:15 (twenty-one years ago)

The stupid hippie was actually suggesting letting the camping equipment store have FREE LABOUR for the few days he has worked, oh the guilt at getting a decent job. He has woken up now.

― suzy (suzy), Thursday, 27 November 2003 21:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Busses are like jobs... you wait ages for one, then three show up at once. Hey, congratulations is all I say!

― Citizen Kate (kate), Friday, 28 November 2003 09:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Y'know, jobs are like some form of mass transit. There's never one around when you really need one, but once you've decided to walk they show up by the score.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 28 November 2003 14:48 (twenty-one years ago)

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