What can you do if there's a ghost in your house?

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I think its sneaked in from next door, who keep chanting strange incantations and summoning up The Morning Star. (not the paper)

It keeps re-arranging my furniture and running down the batteries on my walkman, as well as rattling its chains at ungodly hours. Is there an easy way to get rid of the little bastard?

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Sunday, 30 November 2003 12:59 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.driko.org/smallpics/ghostbusters.jpg

― Ed (dali), Sunday, 30 November 2003 13:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Play them R. Dean Taylor

― Andrew L (Andrew L), Sunday, 30 November 2003 13:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Im not paying for Egon and co. to come round and mess up my house! D'ya see what did to that posh hotel? Bollocks to that.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Sunday, 30 November 2003 13:10 (twenty-one years ago)

team them up with damon and naomi

― the surface noise (electricsound), Sunday, 30 November 2003 13:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Have you tried talking?

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 30 November 2003 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

At least it's not in your pants.

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Monday, 1 December 2003 04:32 (twenty-one years ago)

is that a ghost in your pants or are you just pleased to see me?

― ken c, Monday, 1 December 2003 13:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Ghosts could be totally sweet.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Monday, 1 December 2003 13:35 (twenty-one years ago)

If there's a ghost in your house try to comune with it as that'd be the most amazing thing ever and prove that science doesn't have all the answers! The Geeta can come round to study it.

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 1 December 2003 13:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I think first you should make sure that you're neither Bruce Willis nor Nicole Kidman.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 1 December 2003 13:37 (twenty-one years ago)

can someone make a punchline for the thread title to be a joke?

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 1 December 2003 13:38 (twenty-one years ago)

GHOST AND TELL SOMEONE ABOUT IT.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 1 December 2003 13:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Don a hassock and fling water about the house while relentlessly booming "The power of Christ compels you. The Blood of the Saints compels you."

― Alex K (Alex K), Monday, 1 December 2003 13:46 (twenty-one years ago)

SPIRIT IT AWAY!!!!!

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 1 December 2003 13:47 (twenty-one years ago)

LEAVE THE HOUSE, GET SOME EXORCISE

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 1 December 2003 13:59 (twenty-one years ago)

ROCK THE CASPER

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 1 December 2003 13:59 (twenty-one years ago)

GET AN EXTRACTOR PHANTOM

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 1 December 2003 14:08 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.copyandprint.net/uploads//smithSMALLPREVIEW.zip

Boo!

― Neon Noodle, Monday, 1 December 2003 14:09 (twenty-one years ago)

KICK HIM IN THE GHOULIES

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 1 December 2003 19:05 (twenty-one years ago)

CALL AN INSPECTRE!!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 1 December 2003 19:17 (twenty-one years ago)

YOUR GHOST HAS TB! HOW DO I KNOW? BECAUSE OF THE COFFIN'!

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Monday, 1 December 2003 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

JUST SPOOK TO HIM NICELY

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 1 December 2003 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)

SEE IF HE LIKES TO EAT GARBAGE

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 1 December 2003 20:13 (twenty-one years ago)

q: what happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

a: you get REPOSSESSED!!

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Monday, 1 December 2003 20:14 (twenty-one years ago)

HIS LAST WISH WAS TO HAVE AN ORANGE FOR A HEAD!!!

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 1 December 2003 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

SEANCE UNTIL HE SAYS UNCLE!!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 1 December 2003 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

IT'S A BOOER WHO WANTS TO PUT IT IN YOUR POOPER

― Jeremy the Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 1 December 2003 20:23 (twenty-one years ago)

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― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 1 December 2003 20:31 (twenty-one years ago)

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