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Hi!

― sucka (sucka), Monday, 1 December 2003 06:19 (twenty-one years ago)

i feel like i've wandered into the women's bathroom by mistake

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 1 December 2003 06:22 (twenty-one years ago)

"by mistake"

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 1 December 2003 06:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh dear, my shirt buttons just "accidentally" burst.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Monday, 1 December 2003 06:24 (twenty-one years ago)

It's better than your pants buttons bursting.

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Monday, 1 December 2003 06:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, all that these internet people really are, are not much more than text on a white background, and an occasional picture or animation. Sure, there's the meeting for fancy pints and such, but that's outside of this world (in the real world)
It is creepy. they/we are creepy.

― A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 1 December 2003 06:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Meanwhile why is "eat me raw" meant to be funny again?

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 1 December 2003 06:40 (twenty-one years ago)

i think it has to do with the Whole Foods craze.

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 1 December 2003 06:41 (twenty-one years ago)

ICK. they just put in a HUGE whole foods in ann arbor. the fucker has valet parking and everything.

some of us are taking it as just another omen that it's time to leave.

― Jeremy the Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 1 December 2003 06:42 (twenty-one years ago)

but only one can be the creepiest, right?

http://www.stephaniepiro.com/images/scaredycat.jpg

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 1 December 2003 06:47 (twenty-one years ago)

you win.

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 1 December 2003 06:48 (twenty-one years ago)

i cur.n for low interest rates and the transfer of funds from third world countries in turmoil (where the poor do not have access to breast enhancement). if interested, let me show you how to make large sums of money by filling out surveys on the internet. please send your bank account number, credit card number and social security number now for the surest of sure things.

ps can i google you?

― jack cole (jackcole), Monday, 1 December 2003 07:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Monday, 1 December 2003 07:11 (twenty-one years ago)

. . . meet me in the basement in an hour, then -- it'll be dark because, um, i haven't had a chance to change the light bulb yet . . .

― jack cole (jackcole), Monday, 1 December 2003 07:15 (twenty-one years ago)

i love creeps! which is why i have recently taken a job at a porno video store!! imagine the fodder!

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Monday, 1 December 2003 07:29 (twenty-one years ago)

"eatmeraw" because it's better than "remove to email me"

http://www.gonzo.org/hst/oscar/pix/roachcov.jpg

― sucka (sucka), Monday, 1 December 2003 08:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, it is. I'm just honestly wondering what's funny about that phrase, in general, not necessarily trying to get a response from you (unless yr an "eat me raw" expert)

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 1 December 2003 08:22 (twenty-one years ago)

i am pretty sure that roach lives in my kitchen. it can totally eat me raw, the dirty bastard!

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Monday, 1 December 2003 08:23 (twenty-one years ago)

my homepage

― ken c, Monday, 1 December 2003 10:53 (twenty-one years ago)

valet parking completely goes again the concept of Whole Foods. Why are you fucking it up Ann Arbor?

The orginal WF was a smelly hippie store with dodgy bulk food bins. They should all stay that way IMHO.

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Monday, 1 December 2003 14:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Welcome to ann arbor. Does anybody have any open floorspace? i need to move the fuck out of here. You can listen to the records i bring.

― Jeremy the Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 1 December 2003 19:16 (twenty-one years ago)

From the site ken c linked to above (I'm glad John finally feels free enough to cover "Chevy Van."):

Everybody keeps asking, "What would it be like if I went to a performance of Beatles & Friends in The Afterlife?" Well, let me try to give you an idea of what an average performance would be like by posting the set lists.

GREATEST HITS:

1. Soul Beat
2. Stand Up!
3. We'll Stand Together
4. Care
5. Heaven Needs Some Heroes
6. Let Me Be Your Mighty Man
7. Remember It!
8. Remember The Springtime
9. It's Heaven That We're Fighting For
10. Don't Make Heaven Mad
11. Alura
12. Our Darling Mary
13. Weird Stuff
14. England Rocks!
15. The Man From Memphis
16. I Won't Bite That Bat!
17. We Ain't Lost Yet!

ENCORE: It's Not Easy Being King

NOSTALGIA:

1. Ready Teddy
2. The Hippy Hippy Shake
3. Splish Splash
4. Chick-A-Boom
5. Sugar
6. Georgie
7. Got My Mind Set On You
8. My Sweet Lord
9. Spirit In The Sky
10. Abraham, Martin And John
11. Fat Bottomed Girls
12. American Woman
13. Chevy Van
14. Signs
15. Dead Skunk In The Middle Of The Road
16. 9 To 5
17. I Am Woman

ENCORE: Ghostbusters

― nickn (nickn), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 08:16 (twenty-one years ago)

on the internet i pose as this 15 year old girl from christchurch called "livvie tapper", all these creepy guys are totally in love with me, ha ha it is killer funny

― duane, Tuesday, 2 December 2003 10:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you that "Rainy" chick as well?

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 10:57 (twenty-one years ago)

On the internet I pose as this 30 something year old pervy guy, called 'Frank', all these innocent 15 year old girls are totally in love with me, ha ha it is killer funny

― Fuzzy (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 11:01 (twenty-one years ago)

On the internent I pose as a mid-20's militant homosexualist.

― fletrejet, Tuesday, 2 December 2003 13:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Welcome to ann arbor. Does anybody have any open floorspace? i need to move the fuck out of here. You can listen to the records i bring.

All the "cool" scenesters done moved to Detroit already; you're running late.

― webcrack (music=crack), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 15:54 (twenty-one years ago)

three years pass...

HI DERE!

― The Amazing Randy, Saturday, 24 February 2007 12:16 (eighteen years ago)

I once read someone's entire blog, which went back about 3 years, over a couple of evenings - and a few days after that the whole thing was deleted.

I sometimes wonder if the blogger was going through their stats and got worried.

― Bob Six, Saturday, 24 February 2007 16:03 (eighteen years ago)

HI DERE! Creepy thread revivals ahoy!

― xero, Saturday, 24 February 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

Over the internet, no one can hear you mouthbreathe.

― Abbott, Saturday, 24 February 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

over the internet, no one knows you will leave dandruff all over their pillow.

― tehresa, Saturday, 24 February 2007 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

OK, this is the first time on ILX where I've run across one of my old posts and thought "that was never me me that posted that, or if it was, what the fuck I was on,?" but ken's link is still active and that kind of explains it.

― nickn, Monday, 26 February 2007 07:34 (eighteen years ago)

Did anyone notice this?

Sure, there's the meeting for fancy pints and such
lol

― G00blar, Monday, 26 February 2007 08:55 (eighteen years ago)

i miss duane. anyone know where he is???

― nathalie, Monday, 26 February 2007 09:22 (eighteen years ago)

Every so often I remember how creepy the internet is. Although I KNOW that I'm talking to real people here, I always at the same time I'm imagining some kind of intelligence in my computer that just isn't there, like I'm watching the download speeds on utorrent or something.

― The Wayward Johnny B, Monday, 26 February 2007 09:28 (eighteen years ago)

ten months pass...

hmm...at what age does it become perverted to like 15 year old girls in your culture? Is a 23 year old that likes 15 year old girls a pervert?

-- Heave Ho, Saturday, 11 August 2007 20:23 (5 months ago) Link

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 14 January 2008 14:42 (seventeen years ago)

oh heave, you precocious little scamp

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 14 January 2008 14:43 (seventeen years ago)

two years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK8vnsCJPgY

Gwyneth Paltrow showing off her shiny smooth legs on Conan O'Brien show!! Beautiful, just beautiful.. I was hoping she would crossed her legs this way..but she didnt..

― ('_') (omar little), Monday, 25 January 2010 23:04 (fifteen years ago)

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