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who, where and what would it involve?

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 1 December 2003 15:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Robots vs Dinosaurs. Duh!

― Pete (Pete), Monday, 1 December 2003 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Sean Connery

― Alex K (Alex K), Monday, 1 December 2003 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Chris Walken as bad guy.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 1 December 2003 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Chris Walken, a guy.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 1 December 2003 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Aliens and Nazi gold

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 1 December 2003 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.huntingforbambi.com

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 1 December 2003 15:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Double-breasted suits and rubber hands.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 1 December 2003 15:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Nick Cage and John Malkovich - one's an exGI on his way home to see his 7 yr old daughter for the first time, the other's a homicidal maniac - diving sideways/sliding across floor shooting two guns in slo-motion, explosions, over-the-top dialogue

that would do it

― Alan (Alan), Monday, 1 December 2003 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)

The score features Malaysian monkey chants, the Chemical Brothers, and nu-metal.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 1 December 2003 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

A shambolic Bob Dylan cameo

― Alex K (Alex K), Monday, 1 December 2003 15:34 (twenty-one years ago)

ok so Sean Connery is a retired colonel enjoying Christmas with his beloved family. suddenly robots from the future arrive and massacre everyone. Connery somehow survives and plots revenge. he learns that the robots are on a quest to recover the lost Nazi gold to return it to it's rightful owner, Walken, descendant of Pope Paul now chief excutive of a scientific megacorp with fingers in every conceivable pie. Connery blames Walken for influencing the decision to invade Iraq in which Connery lost his brother in a 'friendly fire' incident. however rather than return to their own time with the gold the robots are sent back to the prehistoric era. Connery hires a team of mercenaries and follows them back to 50,000 BC where they proceed to zap seven shades of shit out of the raptors. while there they discover a crashed spaceship aboard which are three dead aliens in Nazi uniforms and a whole lotta precious bullion...

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 1 December 2003 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)

a tribe of scantily clad but impeccably shaved neandertahl women enter the scene and try to make off with the gold but are chased by Connery's mercenaries (to the tune of Benny Hill). while this is going on the remaining robots discover what it means to love and start getting it on with each other. all the while Walken watches thru his crystal ball, smiling...

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 1 December 2003 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Cage and Malkovich are in Sean's gang. Dylan is the voice of the chief robot

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 1 December 2003 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Me and Angelina Jolie... nevermind.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 1 December 2003 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

small roles for Yaphet Kotto and Pete Postlethwaite

and CLAYMATION!

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 1 December 2003 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Connery accidentally inhales some of Cage's blunt smoke - cue the ultra-violent but strikingly poignant and graceful anime sequence

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 1 December 2003 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Marty Feldman as the smartassed cheeky hunchback assistant.

― Jeremy the Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 1 December 2003 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Is it called Escape From Freedom? Does it have guns & cunts?

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 1 December 2003 15:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Mad Dog McGruder And The Escape From Dinobot Futureworld

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 1 December 2003 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Nickalicious - If i had the money to front you, id fund a movie production with you at the helm. Monkey chant on, my brother.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Monday, 1 December 2003 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)

a ring, 9 companions, mountain of doom, black riders, a wizard fighting a big monster on fire while falling down a big hole, talking trees... I can see it working as a book too.

― neil simpson (neil simpson), Monday, 1 December 2003 15:49 (twenty-one years ago)

For god's sake don't, say, try and fund a movie by applying for lots of credit cards and then hoping it makes enough at the box office to pay off the banks. I know people who have. DOESN'T WORK.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 1 December 2003 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Al Pacino as syphilitic Pope Paul to deliver barnstorming, film-stealing, set chewing soliloquy on the theme of Religion, Power, God and Sex in flashback sequence to establish motive for Walken’s inherited sexually-deviant driven megalomania.

― Alex K (Alex K), Monday, 1 December 2003 15:52 (twenty-one years ago)

oh yeah, and Donald Sutherland as the Clumsy Waiter

― Jeremy the Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 1 December 2003 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

And then in this one scene a monkey will fly out of a guy's butt.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 1 December 2003 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

If Nic Cage is in it I'm going to kill EVERYONE.

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 1 December 2003 15:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Starring Ving Raymes as Frodo Baggins.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Monday, 1 December 2003 15:56 (twenty-one years ago)

it turns out COnnery and co's antics lead to the acceleration of the dinosaurs extinction for which he is truly sorry. they travel forward to the future with the gold planning to sell their story to the tabloids and make millions. but Walken is waiting for them and demands the gold in exchange for not killing all of them (robot dinosaur nazi alien hybrids surround them). Cage, now well and truly stoned out of his delightful coconut, tells Walken to max the fuck out and chill - but Pope Pacino vapourises him, turns to everyone and says 'see? gone in a lot less than 60 seconds muthafucka'. they all burst out laughing.

(this reminds me of that Simpsons where Homer ruins that mel Gibson film)

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 1 December 2003 15:59 (twenty-one years ago)

It's been done:

http://www.returner.net/images/img_main.jpg

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 1 December 2003 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)

"letter from an unknown woman" set in decaying moonbase neo-Vienna circa 2413

― s1utsky (slutsky), Monday, 1 December 2003 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I was wrong:

http://wonderfuldays.co.kr/download/poster/thumbnail_1.jpg

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 4 December 2003 18:18 (twenty-one years ago)

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