Fran Drescher and Bernie Mack, secret lovers?

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Rumor has it...

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Monday, 1 December 2003 16:44 (twenty-one years ago)

is this what you spent your grandpa's hundred dollars on, you fool?

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 1 December 2003 16:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Nah, man. I heard it on Entertainment Tonight, and saw something in one of those supermarket tabloids where Sza Sza Gabor had a space/alien baby who is now posing as the CEO of Nabisco Foods Inc.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Monday, 1 December 2003 16:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Shouldn't you be in gym class right now?

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 1 December 2003 16:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Im learning about writing functions without parameters in C. Yipee.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Monday, 1 December 2003 16:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait a minute...what was that question refering to? A knock on my age? Im confused.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Monday, 1 December 2003 16:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know your age, it was a knock at your maturity. But in good fun, of course.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 1 December 2003 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Fun for me, that is.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 1 December 2003 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Fi fie fo.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 1 December 2003 18:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Faff.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 1 December 2003 18:48 (twenty-one years ago)

She should be put to deth for that Old Navy commercial.

― fletrejet, Monday, 1 December 2003 19:04 (twenty-one years ago)

but not for, uh, that show she was on, y'know, the one where she laughed...

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 1 December 2003 19:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Does "deth" involved mad sexing?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 1 December 2003 19:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Does "deth"-involved mad sexing what?

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 1 December 2003 19:12 (twenty-one years ago)

i like those old navy commercials more than anything else on the teevee.

― brian badword (badwords), Monday, 1 December 2003 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Does "deth"-involved mad sexing leave a mark?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 1 December 2003 19:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Sounds cool, I like them both.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 1 December 2003 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

What is "deth" (and can we sex it)?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 1 December 2003 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

One cannot simply sex 'deth'. It must be gently prodded and swirled about. Mad sexing would be entirely too much, and could cause skin irritation. Consult physician if a-hole diameter gets out of hand.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Monday, 1 December 2003 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

MANN- Thats cool. I am aware of my maturaty, or lack there of. I just figured I'd run with it. You dig?

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Monday, 1 December 2003 19:30 (twenty-one years ago)

uh-huh, I figure anyone who tries to start ILX street brawls can handle ribbing

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 1 December 2003 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Huckleberry Mann: ribbed for your pleasure.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 1 December 2003 19:33 (twenty-one years ago)

*For no reason at all, Spinktor puts his fist in the nearest pane of glass.*

Yeah. Good observation.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Monday, 1 December 2003 19:34 (twenty-one years ago)

//smash!//

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Monday, 1 December 2003 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

SPINKTOR SMASH

Oh, that is perilously close to being the worst thing ever. So, to go back on topic, isn't Bernie Mac happily married?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 1 December 2003 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

He's talking about Bernie MacK though, he's a furrier from Queens.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 1 December 2003 19:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, Dan. You get back on topic.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Monday, 1 December 2003 19:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I cant believe you are going to question the validity of my claim when i didnt even spell his name correctly. Psh.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Monday, 1 December 2003 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

There is no Easter Bunny.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Monday, 1 December 2003 19:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't find any corroboration of the Mac-Man stepping out on Lady Mac.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 1 December 2003 19:42 (twenty-one years ago)

OH MY GOD.

Someone must do a Pac-Man game using a graphic of Bernie Mac's head IMMEDIATELY.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 1 December 2003 19:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Deth is the k-kool kids way to spell death.

The Nanny show I can choose to avoid. The old navy commercial however can pop up at any time during any show.

― fletrejet, Monday, 1 December 2003 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

i want an old navy sitcom.

― brian badword (badwords), Monday, 1 December 2003 20:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Starring Fran Drescher and L'il Kim!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 1 December 2003 20:53 (twenty-one years ago)

exactly!

― brian badword (badwords), Monday, 1 December 2003 20:58 (twenty-one years ago)

where they play confused flight attendants?

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 1 December 2003 20:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Man, this thread sure got stupid.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 16:02 (twenty-one years ago)

That's cos ILXors posted to it.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 2 December 2003 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

>Man, this thread sure got stupid.

Shame, because "Fran Drescher and Bernie Mack, secret lovers?" had so much potentional for intelligent debate.

― fletty, Tuesday, 2 December 2003 16:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Captain Obvious to thread! Oh, wait, xpost.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 2 December 2003 16:50 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread got stupid CRUNK.

― Dummy McDumbass (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 16:51 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread is so high school.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 2 December 2003 16:53 (twenty-one years ago)

It should be put to deth.

― fletty, Tuesday, 2 December 2003 16:53 (twenty-one years ago)

three years pass...

HELP: what is Fran's accent?

Brooklyn?
Jersey?
Lawn Guyland?
Queens?

HELP! QUICK.

― Steve Shasta, Friday, 11 May 2007 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

Queens

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 11 May 2007 21:30 (eighteen years ago)

source: Wikipedia, The Nanny theme song

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 11 May 2007 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

Spinktor RIP

― nickalicious, Friday, 11 May 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

Also alleged by Wikipedia:

Drescher is a huge fan of the rock band Phish, and has been spotted at several of their concerts.

― nabisco, Friday, 11 May 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

thx

― Steve Shasta, Friday, 11 May 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

I shouldn't have posted that. Now we're going to need to start a support group for people who can't stop imagining Fran Drescher singing "Contact." Make it stop.

― nabisco, Friday, 11 May 2007 21:39 (eighteen years ago)

fortunately, i have no idea how that song goes.

i can imagine her singing Lovely Rita, Meter Maid, though.

― Mr. Que, Friday, 11 May 2007 21:40 (eighteen years ago)

she is so hawt

― cutty, Friday, 11 May 2007 21:42 (eighteen years ago)

she is very hot

― stevie, Friday, 11 May 2007 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

i am very attracted to her

― chaki, Friday, 11 May 2007 22:26 (eighteen years ago)

you don't think that's sexist? This is the 80s.

― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 11 May 2007 22:28 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

ALBANY, N.Y. – The star of "The Nanny" wants to go from playing nasally New Yawkers to succeeding Hillary Rodham Clinton in the U.S. Senate.

Publicist Jordan Brown delivered the straight line that Fran Drescher is serious about becoming the next junior senator from New York. Brown cited Drescher's experience as an actress, advocate for women's health and public diplomacy envoy for the U.S. State Department.

The 51-year-old "Saturday Night Fever" and "This is Spinal Tap" actress joins a field headed by Caroline Kennedy and New York Attorney General Andrew Cuomo. New York Gov. David Paterson will appoint Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton's successor if she is confirmed secretary of state in the Obama administration.

― өөө (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 22:57 (sixteen years ago)

Swear there was another thread around here somewhere that had some desktop wallpaper and everything on it.

― өөө (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 22:58 (sixteen years ago)

i will vote for the nanny - cant help it

― Lafayette Lever hi wtf (ice cr?m), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 22:59 (sixteen years ago)

Fran Drescher v Caroline Kennedy sounds like a real bad Nora Ephron movie

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 23:00 (sixteen years ago)

51!!!

― i ask you today what makes this average? (PappaWheelie V), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

She would;ve been like 18 in Saturday Night Fever???

― Hüsker Dü is what Tears For Fears pretends to be (stevie), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 23:04 (sixteen years ago)

she was 20 in 1977.

― marjane satriani (get bent), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 23:08 (sixteen years ago)

fuck washing the maths

― i ask you today what makes this average? (PappaWheelie V), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 23:09 (sixteen years ago)

eight years pass...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shiva_Ayyadurai

Beginning in 2014, Ayyadurai was romantically connected with the actress Fran Drescher. On September 7, 2014, Ayyadurai and Drescher participated in a ceremony at Drescher's beach house. Both tweeted that they had gotten married, and the event was widely reported as such.[ 49][ 50][ 51] Ayyadurai later said it was not "a formal wedding or marriage", but a celebration of their "friendship in a spiritual ceremony with close friends and her family".[ 52][ 53] The couple split up in September 2016.[ 54]

so fran drescher was not married to the guy who didn't invent email

― j., Friday, 27 January 2017 08:35 (eight years ago)

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