Yeah, just tired and feeling a little like I might get a cold.
"Oh yeah? Here, try this... it's a homeopathic remedy I got and it really works."
What is it?
"Just try it. It tastes like bubblegum."
*chewchewchewOHDEARGOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME, YOU VILE WOMAN?*
"Hahahahahahahahaha... it's gross, huh?"
Whatever this little red piece of hell is, it does indeed taste like bubblegum - for the first five seconds. After that, it morphs into some revolting pseudo-oily bit of non-chewable nastiness, and I am left feeling not only like I want to smash her bitchface in, but also like a piece of bubblegum just took a crap in my mouth.
Tell me I'm not the only one shit like this happens to?
― luna (luna.c), Monday, 1 December 2003 20:48 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 1 December 2003 20:50 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 1 December 2003 20:52 (twenty-one years ago) link
― luna (luna.c), Monday, 1 December 2003 20:52 (twenty-one years ago) link
I never chew gum because it makes my jaw pop and that tends to gross people out.
― Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 1 December 2003 20:52 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 1 December 2003 21:01 (twenty-one years ago) link
This is one of those phrases that no good can ever come from.
― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Monday, 1 December 2003 21:03 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Dr. Hibbard (nickalicious), Monday, 1 December 2003 21:05 (twenty-one years ago) link
― luna (luna.c), Monday, 1 December 2003 21:05 (twenty-one years ago) link
― scissors (Honda), Monday, 1 December 2003 21:08 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 1 December 2003 21:10 (twenty-one years ago) link
DON"T GO
― Jeremy the Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 1 December 2003 21:10 (twenty-one years ago) link
― luna (luna.c), Monday, 1 December 2003 21:13 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 1 December 2003 21:13 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 1 December 2003 21:14 (twenty-one years ago) link
― luna (luna.c), Monday, 1 December 2003 21:17 (twenty-one years ago) link
You could, but what about all the other great uses you'd miss out on?
Boy if I had a nickel for all the times I've heard that...
You could have become Governor.....
― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 1 December 2003 21:17 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 1 December 2003 21:18 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 1 December 2003 21:37 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 1 December 2003 21:40 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 1 December 2003 21:42 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 1 December 2003 21:44 (twenty-one years ago) link
― luna (luna.c), Monday, 1 December 2003 23:30 (twenty-one years ago) link
― RJG (RJG), Monday, 1 December 2003 23:31 (twenty-one years ago) link
― luna (luna.c), Monday, 1 December 2003 23:35 (twenty-one years ago) link
― RJG (RJG), Monday, 1 December 2003 23:35 (twenty-one years ago) link