Santa Falls off Float, Traumatizes Children

Message Bookmarked

Bookmark Removed

http://www.canada.com/montreal/montrealgazette/story.asp?id=5ACBC72E-6C58-440C-9D02-AD9131F0ECBB

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 17:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Quentin Tarantino's Santa Claus

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 18:11 (twenty-one years ago)

someone must have pictures of this somewhere...

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 18:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Minutes after Caron was injured, Pelletier retrieved the Santa cape from him and turned the collar inside out to hide the white fur trim that was "soaked with blood."

...It was about all he could borrow from Caron, who lay prone in a puddle of his own blood.

ew.

― Jeremy the Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 18:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, the spirit of Christmas. *sigh*

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 20:28 (twenty-one years ago)

thats why his suit is red I guess. he's a clumsy fucking ass

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 20:30 (twenty-one years ago)

His flesh has been torn asunder by many trips down that narrow chute.

I'm talking about the chimney of course, you pervalists.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 20:32 (twenty-one years ago)

More Santa porn, please! Thanks!

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 20:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Another status symbol loses immortality, almost like finding out the Easter Bunny was really mum and dad's way of explaining the empty candy wrappers in the trash

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm talking about the chimney of course, you pervalists.

As if you had to clarify?;>

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Sean, you have to say p0rn and pls. And you'll definitely be needing more exclamation points if you want to be taken seriously.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 21:25 (twenty-one years ago)

what? the canadian santa has a cape? can he fly? info, please!

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 22:35 (twenty-one years ago)

You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.