J Lo and Anthrax - the connection

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Just heard on NPR: The anthrax cases in Florida are suspected to have originated in a strange package sent to the tabloid offices containing a soapy white powder, a star of david, and a "strange love letter to Jennifer Lopez". Is Osama bin Laden a fan of the great-assed one? Did Nostrademus mention the JLo/P.Diddy split in his end-of-the-world predictions?

― Samantha, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I thin Anthrax the band sent it as a little publicity stunt

― Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What do Shaggy and Osama Bin Laden have in common ? - It wasn't me.

― jel, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think J.Lo and Osama are the same person, and we're all being fooled. I mean, does anyone know what he really looks like behind that fake beard?

― Paul Strange, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

on the tenth month of the first year

a deadly ass shall rise

omnipotent, without stench,

its farts bring death in a glance.

― Geoff, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The soapy, powdery substance apparently found in the letter sounds like dried spunk to me.

― suzy, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm not sure what's more disturbing, Geoff's quatrain or Suzy knowing the consistency of dried spooge. Do you have something in common with Monica Lewinsky? ;)

― Samantha, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i've stuck strange things up my booty, but I've never sucked a dem....oh, hang on...hmm, yeah, and i once wore a blue dress...shit, the resemblance is striking.

― Geoff, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Samantha, it was an educated guess. In Britain there used to be this face cleanser, Biactol, which was disturbingly akin to spunk but less, uh, stringy.

― suzy, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hmm, I suppose consistency and appearance varies person to person doesn't it? This is not something I've spent much time studying, obviously. But I always thought it close to conditioner, but not as thick.

― Samantha, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh dear heavens. *makes There's Something About Mary reference to get it over with* There.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

that scene makes me really uncomfortable. That is definitely an ender.

― Hank, Tuesday, 9 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

six months pass...

Taking sides: spunk as conditioner or spunk as face cleanser?

(How's THAT for a random revival?)

― Dan Perry, Friday, 3 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Spunk as face cleanser AND hand cream.

― Mr Noodles, Friday, 3 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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