Are there any men who do NOT want to have anal sex with their girlfriends?

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Because EVERY ONE of my boyfriends have tried it on at some point, wtf?

― Sam_antha, Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I have never seen the appeal.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Its because porn tells us to.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:16 (twenty-one years ago)

what about women other than their girlfriends?

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

All girls love it in the butt...what are you talking about!? This is silly.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:18 (twenty-one years ago)

i did it once, it was all just shit.

― ken c, Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:19 (twenty-one years ago)

not any REAL men!

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:24 (twenty-one years ago)

real men suppress their sexual desires and curiousities, on the inkling that they're never gonna score ever again

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I really honestly have never found any appeal in this.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Now ear fucking, that's another story.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Outherre Brothers to thread.

― Chris B. Sure (Chris V), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

How about armpit fucking?

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I prefer the Ball State Teaser.

― Chris B. Sure (Chris V), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Never heard of that...

Is that what that crazy drunk lady did to Tombot in Boston the other weekend?

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:35 (twenty-one years ago)

nope. no real appeal for the bottom feeding. not in a sexual way.

― dyson (dyson), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:35 (twenty-one years ago)

So I'll do it once in a while to be nice. I can't say it does much for me though. I get the feeling that the appeal for men is all about humiliation. Or at least there's some undercurrent of that. I dunno. I don't understand men!

― Sam_antha, Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:37 (twenty-one years ago)

don't do it to be nice! especially if you are uncomfortable with the undercurrents involved. anal sex is not the route to understanding men!

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I do this to avoid paternity suits on my multi-million dollar estate.

― Dale the Titled (cprek), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:41 (twenty-one years ago)

B3cky?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:41 (twenty-one years ago)

How is the missonary position any less a statement of power than anal sex? I mean, if you believe it to be a matter of power..?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Where does scat fit into this? Nothing like dropping a skinny dump on some girl's chest.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:42 (twenty-one years ago)

spontaneous attempts at butt-love, definite dud.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Especially if you are alone.

...What?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:48 (twenty-one years ago)

a written request 3 weeks in advance is preferred

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:48 (twenty-one years ago)

If the pink's snookered, go for the tight brown.

I can't believe I just said that.

― MikeyG (MikeyG), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah. Shocker.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe I'm wrong, Sarah, I dunno. Anal sex is more taboo and also can hurt so getting a woman to do it has more power implications than missionary position. I think. I don't really know why so many straight men are into anal sex.

― Sam_antha, Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

just make sure don't then catch the jaws

oh dear.

― ken c, Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:51 (twenty-one years ago)

because they wish they were gay, but they're not man enough to love another man

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I can see that, Sam_antha. Maybe it's because it's tighter and the guy can grab her breasts? Not that I think it's fantastic or anything.

Oh, god. Why am I discussing anal sex at 10 in the morning?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:52 (twenty-one years ago)

it's not even 9 here!

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:52 (twenty-one years ago)

sam is right - it's all about letting her know who's boss.

― dyson (dyson), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:55 (twenty-one years ago)

i think that pre-noon anal sex talk is so trashy!

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I agree. I'm ashamed of myself.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:56 (twenty-one years ago)

i will check back in at 12:01!

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:57 (twenty-one years ago)

in other news, I may be talking to Snoop Dogg this week.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:57 (twenty-one years ago)

You mean Snoop Dogg? (you have to read it the way he'd say it)

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I kind of hate pretty much all of you right now.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Snoop will back me up on the paternity suit thing...

― Dale the Titled (cprek), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Deal with your hatred, you bitter woman.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

http://library.tupaconline.com/images/artists/snoop_dogg.jpg

D O Double G, You see.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm thinking of doing my part of the interview all in snizzle my nizzle speak, since I'm that white guy who would say it in the movies.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 15:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Goddamn that pic not working.

That's totally what you should do, Huckleberry.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 15:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Ask him about Star Wars and what he thinks of Chew-bizzle!

― Dale the Titled (cprek), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 15:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Is that a football move?

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 15:02 (twenty-one years ago)

ask him if he's ever not wanted to have anal sex with his bitchez, and contrast that with his attitude towards his hoez

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 15:04 (twenty-one years ago)

he has quite a gauntlet to go through though. I only got my first callback from his pizzeople this mizzorning after a wizzeek of cazzalling themizzle. I was abizzout to callizzle and lizzeve a mizzessage in the whizzole Detective Munch, "Are you saving your good lies for the other guy? Don't lie to me like I"m Montel Williams!"

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 15:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, Spinktor. I do believe anal sex is a football move. You know, when the guy passes the ball between his legs to the one behind him? That's when they do it.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 15:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Tracer I kiss you with tongue. But I'm not doing anal with you.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 3 December 2003 15:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Queue "Some like it hot" by Robert Palmer.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 15:06 (twenty-one years ago)

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PLEASE NO ONE MAKE THE AGENT SMITH REFERENCE AGAIN.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:34 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe you should just give us all a script

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

It'd certainly fucking improve the proceedings. You would've been written out last season though, oops.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:37 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.mccsc.edu/~lschmidt/baby.gif

― dyson (dyson), Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:39 (twenty-one years ago)

man, i need to fuck somebody's ass

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

a gurl

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

nice save

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 4 December 2003 20:55 (twenty-one years ago)

man, i need to fuck somebody's ass

http://www.foxinsocks.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/tigger/graphics/gallery/eeyore/smile.jpg

― winnie the pooh, Thursday, 4 December 2003 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 4 December 2003 22:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Damn, this is a long thread.

For the record I did *not* start this thread.

Thank you, that is all.

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Thursday, 4 December 2003 23:40 (twenty-one years ago)

not that gurl

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Thursday, 4 December 2003 23:42 (twenty-one years ago)

for the record, anybody who doesn't want to fuck their girlfreind's ass is a faggot

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Thursday, 4 December 2003 23:44 (twenty-one years ago)

the ironing etc etc

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 4 December 2003 23:49 (twenty-one years ago)

what about it?

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Thursday, 4 December 2003 23:50 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, if you don't wanna give your girl anal sex you're a turd-burgling butt-pirate

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Friday, 5 December 2003 01:02 (twenty-one years ago)

i resemble that remark. sort of.

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 December 2003 01:11 (twenty-one years ago)

er, for the record--no way. not ever. things were meant to go OUT of there, not go IN!

Perverts!

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 5 December 2003 02:59 (twenty-one years ago)

orbit is also morally opposed to spitting

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 5 December 2003 03:03 (twenty-one years ago)

ain't nothing wrong with being perverted

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 December 2003 03:06 (twenty-one years ago)

and also you guys know my opinion on this.

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Friday, 5 December 2003 03:09 (twenty-one years ago)

that we do

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 December 2003 03:09 (twenty-one years ago)

orbit is also morally opposed to spitting

but how did you *know*??!!

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 5 December 2003 03:13 (twenty-one years ago)

one tooth can suggest the entire fossil

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 5 December 2003 03:19 (twenty-one years ago)

thanks for the visual

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 5 December 2003 03:20 (twenty-one years ago)

ain't nothing wrong with being perverted

Yeah but the perversion damn well better be *fun*! You wanna go up the butt, find a guy, that's what I say. If you wanna get tied up and perverted and frolicsome at least *that's* fun!

Damn, I'm going to get Do Not Enter tattoed on my butt!

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 5 December 2003 03:33 (twenty-one years ago)

You wanna go up the butt, find a guy

what? how is it any different?

― gaz (gaz), Friday, 5 December 2003 03:43 (twenty-one years ago)

The vagina's an exit, too!

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 5 December 2003 03:49 (twenty-one years ago)

"Sorry, doctor, no colonoscopy, for me it's EXIT ONLY"

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 5 December 2003 03:50 (twenty-one years ago)

What is exiting out of the vagina? Stop making up shit, rosemary! How horrifying!

― Allyzay, Friday, 5 December 2003 04:08 (twenty-one years ago)

small humans ally. I've seen it in person, it's really bizarre.

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Friday, 5 December 2003 04:10 (twenty-one years ago)

No, the aliens came directly out of the stomach in that movie with Sigourney Weaver!! Not the vagina!! Maybe the porn version?

― Allyzay, Friday, 5 December 2003 04:11 (twenty-one years ago)

childbirth and porn should never ever be mentioned in the same sentence

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 December 2003 04:15 (twenty-one years ago)

why am i posting to this thread??!!

*runs away to tie up suitable non-anal boy*

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 5 December 2003 04:16 (twenty-one years ago)

i have no idea

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 December 2003 04:18 (twenty-one years ago)

BABIES ARE BROUGHT BY THE STORK NOT THE VAGINA YOU PERVERTS!!!!!!!!!!

― Allyzay, Friday, 5 December 2003 04:22 (twenty-one years ago)

*imagines flying vaginas*

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 December 2003 04:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you Peter Jackson?

― Allyzay, Friday, 5 December 2003 04:25 (twenty-one years ago)

my vagina won't be opening up to deliver any Butterball-sized brethren!

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 5 December 2003 04:25 (twenty-one years ago)

for $20 i'll be whoever you want

(xpost)

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 December 2003 04:26 (twenty-one years ago)

wait a minute. . .weren't we talking about the ass?

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Friday, 5 December 2003 04:26 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah i know, it's all ruined now

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 5 December 2003 04:26 (twenty-one years ago)

shit.
oh wait.
sorry.

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 5 December 2003 04:28 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread is making me cry laughing.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 5 December 2003 04:33 (twenty-one years ago)

so, i'm assuming that none of you are familiar with the works of Vinnie Spit, and his seminal work, "Born Out the Anus (Like a Turd Full of Corn)"?

― Kingfish Beestick (Kingfish), Friday, 5 December 2003 04:54 (twenty-one years ago)

four years pass...

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― gershy, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 08:39 (seventeen years ago)

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― gershy, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 08:50 (seventeen years ago)

i've said it before and i'll say it again.. i was better in the old days

― electricsound, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 09:49 (seventeen years ago)

I wouldn't say that, but I do enjoy falling across your old posts Jim.

― gem, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 09:52 (seventeen years ago)

he was talking about anal sex, gem, not his posting.

― nathalie, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 10:30 (seventeen years ago)

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